Mastitis Reaction

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A celebrity shared a story about her husband doing something extreme for her and when Dave says he would do it also, Chuck shows him a video to change his mind.

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00:00okay so this next story is a little different um it's about a celebrity couple in which the dude

00:11had to nurse from the woman in an emergency it's Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell who I'm talking about

00:21you know it was him um Kristen has a new web series called mom-splaining that I guess Ellen

00:27Degeneres is behind anyway in the latest episode she told a story about Dax going above and beyond

00:32for her way above and beyond Kristen was suffering from her third bout of mastitis

00:37an inflammation of the titty caused by a buildup of milk in the ducts yeah there you go can lead to

00:44a serious infection in fact it can be deadly it can be really really bad um is it is it like a

00:51blockage meaning like it's a chunk yes and it might not be like a chunk like a real chunk but

00:58it might be like a mucusy chunk oh cool so you're sucking out like cottage cheese that's what I think

01:03so no more yeah no more defiling the titties dude and I mean it happens to almost every girl that's

01:10a prego but you do not have to have a man suck it out of you you know what I would do it if it would

01:20be horrible no I honestly would I'm calling bull Lisa ice my hand to God if that was like our last

01:27resort like I bought 18 different pumps I've hooked them up to a generator like whatever I need to do

01:34to fire these puppies up like nothing else is working and Amber's in extreme pain and it could

01:39be bad she could get an infection then yes I'd suck the devil out of her yeah if I had to if that

01:47was my only last resort I'd do it would I want to no would it affect me down the road probably yeah

01:54it'll stick with you yeah but I'd do it uh you're telling me a bunch of guys that would do it a bunch

02:01of guys would do it I think you'd throw up Dave oh I probably would throw up I probably would do it

02:07anyway and then puke yeah yeah because you'd puke for sure of course I just didn't even know this

02:11was a thing man every couple years I find out something new about human birth yeah you don't really

02:15want to know about it god damn man why can't we just lay eggs or something we just need to lay

02:20eggs boobs become a disaster like that's the thing like all these guys will call in like oh the

02:24boobs get so big and it looks so good I'm like and there's these gross these poets uh texting in

02:32these wordsmiths if my wife looked like Kristen Bell I'd sell milk out of her b-hole and that's the

02:37thing I really do think that people are looking at doing it to her right you know yeah but if it's

02:44your lady we're talking about we're not talking about Kristen Bell Dax Shepard once had to nurse

02:48from Kristen Bell's breast in an emergency find a video of it because she had mastitis uh Ron

02:53hi Ron please be merciful hi there could you do this Ron yeah you got my own answer there

03:02what first time caller long time listener thanks Ron I hit a subject that I have a little bit of

03:10knowledge okay okay so give us hit us well I got three babies breastfed but all three were breastfed

03:20for by the wife and at least five different instances I was in place of the baby to drain the

03:30breastfed uh breast yeah okay what's going on we were at a party we were at a funeral we were at a

03:38wedding oh god I don't know so you're always busy and you've had to step up and do this for your

03:44lady yes did it affect you Ron the only thing it affected was I wanted more okay so you're that

03:53way then yeah yeah I couldn't tell by Ron just going in good tell hey check out yeah you want to do

04:04this lease everybody's on board everybody can do this no problem but look what it looks oh look when

04:33the blood starts coming out guys did you see the blood you're a goddamn animal you see the blood

04:38you want to see the blood Dave look at the blood start coming out I want to see the blood stop it

04:45there's blood over on the on the corner I can't I can't like cherry topping yeah

04:51James put things in perspective Chuck you know I just I'm glad that I've seen the worst of things

04:58super simple till you see that I can't even look right at it but I got a quarter of my eye here's

05:07the thing in a normal life without this goddamn show I wouldn't have seen that yeah so I would just

05:12go for it and do it and whatever disaster happens you have to then go into therapy for the rest of

05:18your life that is oh yeah come on they're just full to the brim huh I like that this is just a normal

05:30boob there's nothing that's what one looks like when it's full of milk guys yeah it's real it's not

05:37like you ever think of a nipple from the from Satan no I haven't really because there is one right there

05:44oh what is he gonna do she's gonna she's gonna squeeze guys oh boy oh you like the blood because

05:52the blood comes with it you like the blood because the blood comes with her up that was quite a

05:58roller coaster of emotions man that was didn't I mean we're beloved to watch this big girls video

06:03called bust that clog no thank you we'll take a quick break we'll take a quick break we'll take a

06:08quick break when we come back in just a moment guys

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