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  • 4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who was arrested after he stuffed dumplings in his mom's mouth after she wouldn't help him with his music video that involved a dressed up mannequin.

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00:00After a guy's 73-year-old mother refused to dress his mannequin,
00:10he shoved his mother to the ground and forced dumplings into her mouth.
00:17That's right, eat these frickin' dumplings, bitch.
00:20What? Dumplings?
00:22You're gonna learn to dress my mannequin.
00:24You dress my mannequin? Is that real?
00:27It's real. What do you mean, is it real?
00:29It sounds so outrageous that you have to question it, right?
00:32I know, it's not one of those fake sites. This is real.
00:35Do you think, like, by mannequin...
00:36There's the police report.
00:37You think the old lady thinks it's a mannequin, but it's really like a sex doll?
00:41Probably it's a sex doll.
00:42Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.
00:43Gotta dress my girlfriend, Mom.
00:44Yeah.
00:45Well, here's the story.
00:46That's exactly it, probably.
00:47The 73-year-old mom told cops she was in the home's backyard when her 40-year-old son said,
00:51Hey, Mom, dress my mannequin.
00:53Yeah, a sex doll.
00:54When she said she wouldn't do it, he stood in the screen door blocking her path
00:58back inside the house.
00:59Oh.
01:00No.
01:01No.
01:02He pushed the mannequin to the ground.
01:05Oh, she pushed the mannequin to the ground. That upset her son.
01:08Well, of course. It's his girlfriend. He shoved his girlfriend.
01:11Don't push Sally down, Mom!
01:13Exactly.
01:14Oh, yeah.
01:15He forced his way in to pick up the mannequin.
01:18Yeah.
01:19That's when the confrontation happened.
01:21He shoved his mother to the floor and then grabbed small dumplings that had been made
01:26for dinner and started to try and shove them into her mouth.
01:28What a waste.
01:29I don't know if this was in your story.
01:31I don't think it was, but I found another story.
01:34She said that her son was taking pictures of the dressed up mannequin for a music video
01:38he was putting online.
01:39Oh, he's making some goddamn music video.
01:41He's in a band.
01:43Mom, you're messing up the music video!
01:45Where the hell are the dumplings?
01:47Please help me that.
01:48I'm gonna be famous on YouTube.
01:49I found your weight.
01:50The music video.
01:53I wonder...
01:54Can we find this guy's music?
01:56Where's my strobe light?
01:57Can we find his music online?
01:58Was this mannequin in any other video?
02:00Can we find this man online, Dave?
02:02Please.
02:03Okay, hold on.
02:04Let me punch his name into YouTube.
02:05She wanted his mom to hang around while he photographed her and she wouldn't.
02:10That was what they called her.
02:11I got things I gotta do.
02:12I can't hang around here.
02:14He wanted his mom in the picture.
02:16I'm not gonna be in your music video.
02:18Is that his?
02:19Last name's Dankner?
02:20Yeah, this is his.
02:22The channel doesn't have any content, though.
02:23He does have a YouTube.
02:24Maybe that was gonna be his first video.
02:26He started a YouTube channel, but there's nothing there.
02:29Ruining my debut video on my YouTube channel, Mom!
02:32You need to get a job.
02:33Put Sally's panties on the right way!
02:35That's so true.
02:36Your first video better be awesome.
02:37The first video doesn't hit.
02:39We're gonna be a failure.
02:40He wanted his mom to change the hands of the mannequin.
02:43I'm not doing all that.
02:44And not get her dressed, but just kind of move her around.
02:51No.
02:52Hell no.
02:53Oh my God, that's hilarious.
02:54I think I found some of his music here.
02:57Not that one.
02:59Not that one.
03:00Okay, so number two has Mikkel Dankner in it.
03:03Yes.
03:04It does.
03:05Spooey.
03:06It does.
03:07Spooey 1-5-7.
03:08Get in here, Mom!
03:09God damn it!
03:10How am I gonna be famous if you don't help me with the marketing tools that I need?
03:18Mannequins dancing.
03:20Just make the mannequin dance!
03:24You're not getting it.
03:27God damn it, Mom.
03:29I'm going to shove dumplings
03:30out of here.
03:32Boom, boom, boom,
03:33music.
03:36I need you in the video.
03:40Ten years I've been
03:41working on this, Mom, you bitch.
03:43Boom, boom, boom, all day.
03:45That's not what it is, boom, boom, boom.
03:47Stop saying that.
03:48Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
03:51You are a
03:52horrible woman.
03:54I'm going to remix your song
03:56and make it better.
03:57Stop making fun of my music, Mom.
04:01Boom, boom, boom,
04:02boom, boom, boom, boom.
04:04Stop the booms.
04:05That's it.
04:06Have a dumpling.
04:09And another dumpling.
04:11And another one.
04:14Yeah, that'll teach you not to
04:16move my mannequin around
04:17in my electronic music videos.
04:21Oh,
04:22God damn it, again.
04:25God damn music.
04:27I need you to give me
04:28some samples.
04:30Some drops.
04:32What the hell is this?
04:34It's party music, Mom.
04:35You don't get it.
04:37Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
04:40I feel bad for the other artists.
04:43Yeah.
04:43Valvera.
04:44Whose music he's destroying?
04:46Yeah.
04:46I'm not even sure we're listening
04:47to the actual right song.
04:49This is him.
04:50Dankner.
04:50Yeah, but I think you're listening
04:51to the In Your Heart original mix
04:54by Black Tantra.
04:55No, we're listening to
04:56Spooey 157.
05:00We are.
05:01I hope so.
05:02No, this is Spooey 157 now.
05:04Oh, you're right.
05:05This is Michael Dankner's work.
05:09This is Dankner.
05:09This is Dankner.
05:09Mikko Dankner.
05:10Mikko Dankner.
05:11Mom!
05:15Why does your doll have a life?
05:16Can you see a creepy mannequin
05:17dancing to this?
05:18I've never seen a mannequin
05:20with an actual vagina before.
05:23What is it?
05:25You know what?
05:25I took your mannequin
05:26and I just put it out
05:28at the trash.
05:29What?
05:30I took your god damned mannequin
05:33and I put it out
05:36with the god damned trash.
05:40What?
05:41Like your music is trash.
05:43Are you serious?
05:46I'm gonna...
05:46Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
05:49But I'm trying to mix.
05:50I'm trying to mix sweet beets.
05:53You know, can a mom make dumplings
05:56without the boom, boom, boom, boom?
05:57You're the worst mom ever.
05:59You're 58.
06:00You're not gonna make it
06:02in the tech show scene.
06:02I am gonna make it!
06:04Stop clapping on my dreams!
06:06Oh, you bitch!
06:09Can I have some dumplings?
06:10Here's a plate of dumplings.
06:13Oh, yeah!
06:14Talk about it.
06:15My music.
06:16Spooey 157 is a hit!
06:19That one said
06:20the old lady
06:21going boom, boom, boom
06:22got me rolling.
06:23Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
06:27That's not how it is, Bob!
06:30Stop that!
06:31Every goddamn song
06:33sounds the same.
06:35Boom, boom, boom.
06:36What'd you say?
06:37Are you talking to a radio show?
06:39Boom, boom, boom.
06:43No, it's not!
06:44It's...
06:44Oh, we should call it a lady.
06:46Sometimes it goes
06:47boom, chicka, boom, boom, chicka, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, chicka, boom, boom, boom,
06:52boom, boom, chicka, boom.
06:53It's an expression of my emotions
06:55and my mind.
06:56Mom, you bitch!
06:58Oh, Mechel.
06:59Mom, you bitch!
07:00No.
07:01You