The Full Jesús

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who was arrested after he flashed an elderly woman by holding his legs above his head and exposing his backdoor.

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00:00Naples Police Department responded to a call regarding a male suspect playing with his genitals outside a condo complex.

00:13What happened is, Old Broad lives up on the second floor of the condo, right?

00:18Her back porch overlooks the pool and the pool deck.

00:22She walks out to the porch to sit down and drink her coffee.

00:25At that time, she observed a Hispanic male wearing a red sweater with no pants or underwear.

00:36Yes.

00:36He had a sweater?

00:37Red sweater.

00:38In Florida?

00:40Was all he was wearing.

00:40No pants.

00:41Well, here's what happened.

00:42She saw him, red sweater, no pants or underwear, standing by the pool.

00:46The suspect's penis and ass completely exposed.

00:49Yes.

00:50He looked up at her drinking coffee on her balcony.

00:55And said, this is what you do to me.

00:59Oh, no.

01:00It was directed at her?

01:02Yes.

01:02Like I said, most people who do this want an audience.

01:05And he got one.

01:06Seems like such a romantic gesture.

01:08It's different.

01:08So, not where it stops.

01:10This Hispanic guy then walked over to a lounge chair.

01:13Look what you're doing.

01:15Laid down on the chair.

01:16Oh, no.

01:17Said, this is where you sit, right?

01:20Oh, wow.

01:21So, he's like, yeah.

01:22How do you definitely do that?

01:23Lifted his legs to show her his b-hole.

01:25Lifted his legs to show his b-hole?

01:28That's all right, Lise.

01:31Take a look into the eye of the beast.

01:34He did the James?

01:35He did the James.

01:36He did the James.

01:38He did.

01:39It's even dirtier.

01:40Too dirty for me.

01:41Yeah, well, you did that.

01:43Goatsy.

01:43Yeah.

01:43I can do that pose.

01:45Yeah, you can, because we've seen it here.

01:46I've never exposed my b-hole.

01:48Made a peep show, I think.

01:49Yeah.

01:50Yes, I did.

01:50Oh, my God.

01:51So, lifted his legs, exposed his b-hole.

01:55Yep.

01:55Then played with his penis.

01:57Yep.

01:57And pleasured himself.

01:59Poor lady's drinking her coffee.

02:01He's trying to hypnotize her.

02:02She's just sipping away like, God, what a weird day.

02:07Oh, Hispanic man.

02:09The landscaping guy watches me.

02:12He knows where I sit.

02:14Take a look into this.

02:17I need a lady.

02:18I hope she turned away.

02:20I need to show you my b-hole.

02:24I want you to see something.

02:27Come here, lady.

02:29Lady.

02:32Is this where you sit?

02:34No.

02:35I know it is.

02:37Take a look at this.

02:39I don't know if we've ever heard of something like that.

02:42Oh, hey, Zeus.

02:45I don't know.

02:46Have we ever heard of such a thing?

02:47I don't think so.

02:49His mugshot.

02:51I believe we put it up at DaveAndCheckTheFreak.com as well.

02:55Lisa, take a look into my bottle.

02:58Oh, my God.

03:00That's probably the same expression the woman had on her face when she saw the guy's b-hole.

03:03When she saw his b-hole.

03:04He had that expression when he was showing her, probably.

03:07Yeah.

03:07Hey!

03:09And she had that as well back.

03:11Holding his ankles in his hand.

03:13Wow.

03:13Oh, my God.

03:15He's so shocked.

03:16He has such a shocked look.

03:18Someone said, that's a real Romeo and Juliet story.

03:21It really is.

03:24A modern day Romeo and Juliet.

03:26Lisa, lady.

03:27Come to the balcony.

03:32Let me show you.

03:35My b-hole.

03:39Like just beautiful music playing.

03:43It's too much.

03:44So advanced.

03:45Incredibly advanced.

03:46To do the James to someone.

03:48The James.

03:49The advanced James.

03:51The advanced James, right.

03:53Butt cheek spread James.

03:54Yeah.

03:55Yeah.

03:56I like calling it the full Jesus.

03:58Yeah.

03:59Full Jesus.

04:00Yeah.

04:00The text, I think, nailed it.

04:01That's what you got to call it.

04:02The full Jesus.

04:03The full Jesus is what you got.

04:04Man, imagine her telling her friends what happened to her that day.

04:07I'll tell you.

04:09I don't know.

04:10It was like a landscaper.

04:12And he called me over.

04:14Very attractive.

04:17Tall.

04:19Gorgeous.

04:21Tell me more about this man.

04:22Yeah.

04:23Wide eyes.

04:24Wide eyes.

04:25Beautiful wide eyes.

04:28Great eyebrows.

04:29Giant eyebrows.

04:31No pants though.

04:33Weird.

04:35Had a red, beautiful red sweater on.

04:40Masturbating.

04:43Clearly he had his eye on me for quite some time.

04:47I was sipping my coffee.

04:50And then he showed me his butthole.

04:54Oh my.

04:56I looked at it.

04:58A while.

05:00Was it a nice butthole?

05:02Gorgeous.

05:03Gorgeous.

05:03Exactly what you imagine on a Latin man.

05:07Oh, with a sexy little Latino butthole.

05:10Large penis.

05:13I couldn't get enough.

05:19He knew exactly what to say to me.

05:21But I thought you screamed.

05:22The idea of someone like being extremely turned on by it all is crazy to me too.

05:30It's working.

05:31Keep going.

05:32No.

05:33I wonder if she could see really well.

05:36I mean you have glasses.

05:36Cataracts.

05:37I couldn't.

05:40Everything was foggy.

05:42I didn't get a real good look.

05:44Glasses.

05:48Hold on.

05:50Let me get my.

05:51I got my readers on.

05:52Hold on.

05:54I got to go get my other one.

05:56Got my readers on.

05:58I'm out here having a coffee.

06:01Just don't go anywhere, Jesus.

06:03It takes her an hour to go get it.

06:08I'm like, come back.

06:09Yeah.

06:09She walks the floor.

06:10She walks the floor.

06:12My God.

06:13Come on, lady.

06:14Whoa.

06:16Wow.

06:18More than I bargained for.

06:21It was foggy before, but it's crystal clear now.

06:25That's your butthole.

06:27Got your legs up.

06:29Like a baby.

06:31Like I'm about to wipe a baby.

06:32Oh, no.

06:33Oh, no.

06:34My goodness.

06:36I haven't seen that in 76 years.

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