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The Full Jesús
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who was arrested after he flashed an elderly woman by holding his legs above his head and exposing his backdoor.
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00:00
Naples Police Department responded to a call regarding a male suspect playing with his genitals outside a condo complex.
00:13
What happened is, Old Broad lives up on the second floor of the condo, right?
00:18
Her back porch overlooks the pool and the pool deck.
00:22
She walks out to the porch to sit down and drink her coffee.
00:25
At that time, she observed a Hispanic male wearing a red sweater with no pants or underwear.
00:36
Yes.
00:36
He had a sweater?
00:37
Red sweater.
00:38
In Florida?
00:40
Was all he was wearing.
00:40
No pants.
00:41
Well, here's what happened.
00:42
She saw him, red sweater, no pants or underwear, standing by the pool.
00:46
The suspect's penis and ass completely exposed.
00:49
Yes.
00:50
He looked up at her drinking coffee on her balcony.
00:55
And said, this is what you do to me.
00:59
Oh, no.
01:00
It was directed at her?
01:02
Yes.
01:02
Like I said, most people who do this want an audience.
01:05
And he got one.
01:06
Seems like such a romantic gesture.
01:08
It's different.
01:08
So, not where it stops.
01:10
This Hispanic guy then walked over to a lounge chair.
01:13
Look what you're doing.
01:15
Laid down on the chair.
01:16
Oh, no.
01:17
Said, this is where you sit, right?
01:20
Oh, wow.
01:21
So, he's like, yeah.
01:22
How do you definitely do that?
01:23
Lifted his legs to show her his b-hole.
01:25
Lifted his legs to show his b-hole?
01:28
That's all right, Lise.
01:31
Take a look into the eye of the beast.
01:34
He did the James?
01:35
He did the James.
01:36
He did the James.
01:38
He did.
01:39
It's even dirtier.
01:40
Too dirty for me.
01:41
Yeah, well, you did that.
01:43
Goatsy.
01:43
Yeah.
01:43
I can do that pose.
01:45
Yeah, you can, because we've seen it here.
01:46
I've never exposed my b-hole.
01:48
Made a peep show, I think.
01:49
Yeah.
01:50
Yes, I did.
01:50
Oh, my God.
01:51
So, lifted his legs, exposed his b-hole.
01:55
Yep.
01:55
Then played with his penis.
01:57
Yep.
01:57
And pleasured himself.
01:59
Poor lady's drinking her coffee.
02:01
He's trying to hypnotize her.
02:02
She's just sipping away like, God, what a weird day.
02:07
Oh, Hispanic man.
02:09
The landscaping guy watches me.
02:12
He knows where I sit.
02:14
Take a look into this.
02:17
I need a lady.
02:18
I hope she turned away.
02:20
I need to show you my b-hole.
02:24
I want you to see something.
02:27
Come here, lady.
02:29
Lady.
02:32
Is this where you sit?
02:34
No.
02:35
I know it is.
02:37
Take a look at this.
02:39
I don't know if we've ever heard of something like that.
02:42
Oh, hey, Zeus.
02:45
I don't know.
02:46
Have we ever heard of such a thing?
02:47
I don't think so.
02:49
His mugshot.
02:51
I believe we put it up at DaveAndCheckTheFreak.com as well.
02:55
Lisa, take a look into my bottle.
02:58
Oh, my God.
03:00
That's probably the same expression the woman had on her face when she saw the guy's b-hole.
03:03
When she saw his b-hole.
03:04
He had that expression when he was showing her, probably.
03:07
Yeah.
03:07
Hey!
03:09
And she had that as well back.
03:11
Holding his ankles in his hand.
03:13
Wow.
03:13
Oh, my God.
03:15
He's so shocked.
03:16
He has such a shocked look.
03:18
Someone said, that's a real Romeo and Juliet story.
03:21
It really is.
03:24
A modern day Romeo and Juliet.
03:26
Lisa, lady.
03:27
Come to the balcony.
03:32
Let me show you.
03:35
My b-hole.
03:39
Like just beautiful music playing.
03:43
It's too much.
03:44
So advanced.
03:45
Incredibly advanced.
03:46
To do the James to someone.
03:48
The James.
03:49
The advanced James.
03:51
The advanced James, right.
03:53
Butt cheek spread James.
03:54
Yeah.
03:55
Yeah.
03:56
I like calling it the full Jesus.
03:58
Yeah.
03:59
Full Jesus.
04:00
Yeah.
04:00
The text, I think, nailed it.
04:01
That's what you got to call it.
04:02
The full Jesus.
04:03
The full Jesus is what you got.
04:04
Man, imagine her telling her friends what happened to her that day.
04:07
I'll tell you.
04:09
I don't know.
04:10
It was like a landscaper.
04:12
And he called me over.
04:14
Very attractive.
04:17
Tall.
04:19
Gorgeous.
04:21
Tell me more about this man.
04:22
Yeah.
04:23
Wide eyes.
04:24
Wide eyes.
04:25
Beautiful wide eyes.
04:28
Great eyebrows.
04:29
Giant eyebrows.
04:31
No pants though.
04:33
Weird.
04:35
Had a red, beautiful red sweater on.
04:40
Masturbating.
04:43
Clearly he had his eye on me for quite some time.
04:47
I was sipping my coffee.
04:50
And then he showed me his butthole.
04:54
Oh my.
04:56
I looked at it.
04:58
A while.
05:00
Was it a nice butthole?
05:02
Gorgeous.
05:03
Gorgeous.
05:03
Exactly what you imagine on a Latin man.
05:07
Oh, with a sexy little Latino butthole.
05:10
Large penis.
05:13
I couldn't get enough.
05:19
He knew exactly what to say to me.
05:21
But I thought you screamed.
05:22
The idea of someone like being extremely turned on by it all is crazy to me too.
05:30
It's working.
05:31
Keep going.
05:32
No.
05:33
I wonder if she could see really well.
05:36
I mean you have glasses.
05:36
Cataracts.
05:37
I couldn't.
05:40
Everything was foggy.
05:42
I didn't get a real good look.
05:44
Glasses.
05:48
Hold on.
05:50
Let me get my.
05:51
I got my readers on.
05:52
Hold on.
05:54
I got to go get my other one.
05:56
Got my readers on.
05:58
I'm out here having a coffee.
06:01
Just don't go anywhere, Jesus.
06:03
It takes her an hour to go get it.
06:08
I'm like, come back.
06:09
Yeah.
06:09
She walks the floor.
06:10
She walks the floor.
06:10
She walks the floor.
06:12
My God.
06:13
Come on, lady.
06:14
Whoa.
06:16
Wow.
06:18
More than I bargained for.
06:21
It was foggy before, but it's crystal clear now.
06:25
That's your butthole.
06:27
Got your legs up.
06:29
Like a baby.
06:31
Like I'm about to wipe a baby.
06:32
Oh, no.
06:33
Oh, no.
06:34
My goodness.
06:36
I haven't seen that in 76 years.
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