Little Chicken Wing

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a homeless guy with no arms who was arrested after allegedly stabbing a tourist in Florida with his feet holding the weapon.

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00:00What is the one thing you think a guy with no arms would be able to do to you?

00:17Wait a second.

00:18What is the one thing a guy with no arms would be able to do to you?

00:23Jump at me?

00:25What he's saying is what would he not be able to do?

00:29He wouldn't be able to choke me.

00:31He wouldn't be able to punch me.

00:33That's a lot of things.

00:34He wouldn't be able to...

00:36Poke you in your eyes.

00:38No high fives from that guy.

00:40No high fives.

00:41Can't pull your hair.

00:43Stab you.

00:45You would think that a man with no arms would not be able to stab you.

00:50No.

00:51You'd be wrong.

00:52How do you do it?

00:53A homeless South Florida man with no arms has been charged with stabbing a tourist from Chicago.

01:07Whoa!

01:08Hey, I'm just a tourist, buddy!

01:09Hey!

01:10Stop that!

01:11How did he do it?

01:16How did he do it, Dave?

01:17Did he do it like this?

01:20Was it just a...

01:21Was there a knife in his pit?

01:22Miami Beach Police say 46-year-old Jonathan Frencha...

01:26Hello!

01:26You were right the first time, Chuck.

01:30Foot!

01:30Feet!

01:31Foot!

01:31He held a pair of scissors in his feet.

01:34Oh.

01:35And he stabbed 22-year-old Cesar Coronado just after midnight the other night.

01:42Wow.

01:42I guess this dude is well-known in the area in Miami Beach, and he's known for painting

01:49on canvases with his feet along this trendy South Beach spot.

01:53So he's an artist.

01:54They say they were just asking him for directions when he suddenly jumped up and stabbed the guy.

02:00Okay.

02:01He did jump up.

02:02He jumped up.

02:03He jumped up.

02:03Yeah.

02:05Stabbed him in his arm.

02:06That'd be tough.

02:06Wow, he's got to...

02:07I challenge you right now.

02:08Use your feet.

02:08I challenge you right now.

02:10To what?

02:11To be on the ground.

02:13And jump up?

02:14And without arms, get up.

02:17I think I could do it.

02:19I know I could.

02:20I mean, he's probably had way more training than...

02:21I need help, and I got both my arms, so...

02:24Can I try it?

02:25It's not a...

02:26I'd have to use my head.

02:27I'd have to...

02:27I'm going to hurt myself, probably.

02:29Yeah, he won't be able to get off the ground.

02:31You're going to try it?

02:31Here we go.

02:32Get up, Dave.

02:32Get up.

02:32Well, I'd have to flip over on my knees.

02:35Well, do what you got to do.

02:36Yeah, you do what you got to do.

02:38You get up.

02:38Okay, I've got no arms.

02:39Yeah.

02:40You got no arms.

02:43Get up.

02:44Get up.

02:44It's tougher than I thought.

02:46That's what I mean.

02:46Yeah, it's tough.

02:47Of course.

02:48That guy's used to it.

02:49I think you'd have to roll to your back and use your head to get your feet under you.

02:55Are you stuck?

02:56It's true, though.

02:57Yeah, you would.

02:58It's crazy you broke that down here.

02:59That's what I'm saying.

03:00But I could use my stumps.

03:01He doesn't have stumps.

03:03I don't think he has stumps.

03:04I think I saw...

03:05I think I saw a...

03:07Do they have a mugshot of him?

03:08Because I swear to God...

03:09Can you get on your knees?

03:10Don't hurt yourself.

03:11Yeah.

03:12It's not worth it for the bit.

03:13Rock, Dave.

03:14Rock.

03:15Rock.

03:16Rock.

03:17No, man.

03:18You're done.

03:18Much credit to this guy.

03:20That's what I mean.

03:21I'm stuck down here with no arms, and I can't get up.

03:23I know.

03:24He almost did like the laying down flip-up thing that ninjas do or whatever.

03:29Oh, yeah.

03:30Like my kids can do.

03:31No, I think I'd throw my back out.

03:32What if you lay on your back, Dave, with your kid up in the air?

03:35Can you get to your knees?

03:36No, I'm trying.

03:36It's too...

03:37I'm going to hit my head.

03:38Well, you're...

03:40Yeah.

03:40I could use my head.

03:41Yeah, that's...

03:42I think you can use your head and get your...

03:43I can't do it, you guys.

03:45Use your mouth, Dave.

03:46I know.

03:47It's tough.

03:47I mean, I get it.

03:48This guy's lived his whole life this way.

03:50Lisa's right.

03:51He's used to it.

03:51Yeah.

03:52I'm just saying...

03:52Lots of strength there.

03:53For him to jump up, you know, with a knife or scissors.

03:58I overestimated my armless abilities because I'd still be on the floor.

04:02Yeah.

04:02Well, I hope you keep your arms, Dave.

04:04Thanks.

04:04Yeah.

04:04Me too.

04:05Yeah.

04:05Don't lose those.

04:06So, the last thing I would expect, though, when I bent down to speak to armless homeless

04:10man would...

04:11Hey, can you point me in the direction of that strip club?

04:14Well, don't say that to him because he can't do that.

04:17All right.

04:17Dave would say something like that.

04:19Geez.

04:20Dave would be stabbed.

04:22Hey, can you give me a hand for a second?

04:24Oh, man.

04:25Can you point me in the right...

04:26Oh, boy.

04:28I really put my foot in my mouth.

04:29Go!

04:30God damn it!

04:30You just got feet.

04:31You can do that, at least.

04:33I'm all thumbs over here.

04:36No.

04:37Did you see this guy?

04:38I did see this guy.

04:40Okay, there's a full shot of him, I believe, which is how I think I know he has zero arms.

04:45Just nothing.

04:46Oh, you saw the...

04:47I believe I did.

04:48Miami man with no arms stabbing.

04:53All right, let's Google it here.

04:54Let's look it up.

04:55You can do the same thing, just on your own Google.

04:58There you go.

04:59He's got something.

05:00He's got something.

05:01A little chicken bone.

05:03It is a chicken wing.

05:05It's a wee chicken wing.

05:05Well, he's got a remnant of a chicken wing as an arm.

05:09That is an actual arm.

05:10Yeah, it didn't look closely enough.

05:12He took the arms off my John Cena figure in my studio here and attached it to his body.

05:17So life has been tough.

05:19Yes.

05:19When you've got a chicken wing.

05:19I understand why he's upset, but you can't just stab people.

05:24No, don't stab people.

05:26At the end of the day, chicken wing, don't stab people.

05:27Stick to the amazing, cool art.

05:29Yeah, sell your art.

05:30Mm-hmm.

05:30What up, chicken wing?

05:32Oh, don't call him that.

05:33I can't say that.

05:33I mean, that's the old shimmy on over and hop up and stab you.

05:40Kick stab.

05:41Gonna get you with that wing.

05:43Well, there you go.

05:44Tough going for that guy.

05:45Little chicken wing.

05:46Little chicken wing.

05:46He could be a new rapper.

05:47Yeah.

05:48Be careful.

05:49He's an angry one.

05:50Yeah, he's feisty.

05:51He is an angry one.

05:52He's got the criminal record they all have.

05:53He's got the criminal record they all have.

05:54Yeah.

05:54Love.

05:55I'm sorry.

05:55Well, I won't know.

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