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Beasley Digital
  • 4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an old guy who was arrested after he pumped feces into an ex-friends house after they had a major falling out.

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00:00a pensioner
00:06stored his own poop
00:08in a container for two months
00:09before shoving it through
00:12a friend's mailbox in a bitter
00:14old guy dispute
00:15that's awful
00:16that's awful
00:1875 year old Jeffrey Holroyd
00:21Doveton used a
00:23homemade pump to
00:25spray the poop
00:26into his
00:29victim's mailbox
00:31I guess these two old
00:34guys used to be friends
00:35and then they turned against each other
00:38what
00:39happened what was the falling out
00:41they had a falling out and they contributed
00:44to his recent divorce
00:45wonderful one that's messing around
00:48with the other's wife maybe
00:49it's going to be chicks
00:51or money that's going to end a friendship
00:54like that
00:54weaponizing your own feces
00:56that or
00:58the guy thought he was going to leave
01:00his wife for him
01:01oh that's a
01:04oh that's a twist
01:05yeah
01:05that's a twist
01:06you said you were
01:08going to leave that
01:09bitch and we would be
01:10together
01:11listen I love her
01:13and you know that
01:14well then why did you leave her
01:16I don't know
01:17I don't know what's going on
01:19here's the deal
01:22just to remind you
01:23you left her
01:26got divorced
01:27right
01:27then we were supposed to be together
01:29as a gay couple
01:31yeah
01:31totally
01:33and you've sprayed poop
01:34into my mailbox
01:35well I'm really angry now
01:37god damn
01:38I'm quite upset
01:39was that a homemade pump you made
01:41I did
01:42I went online
01:44what if I was penis pump
01:45I went online on an internet website
01:47what malice
01:48it takes to make a homemade poop pump
01:51we'll never be friends again
01:54I'll tell you that much
01:54well no
01:55or gay lovers for that matter
01:57but don't say that
01:58I can't
02:00I love the process of him figuring out
02:04what has happened
02:05I'm confused about the entire thing
02:07I'm pissed about something
02:10I know that much
02:11but I really can't recall the reasoning
02:14well I'll tell you why you're mad
02:16I just sprayed poop all over your god blessed house
02:18that's the new reason I'm mad
02:20the old reason's way gone out of there
02:23I don't know what happened
02:24our gay love affair
02:25that's right
02:28we had a ton of gay sex
02:30that's right
02:31you left your wife
02:33and then forgot to be with me
02:35I love that he's so forgetful
02:37he forgets everything
02:38he keeps forgetting things
02:39you know I'm old
02:40oh my god
02:41I'm 75 years old man
02:43I tell you I'm mad
02:45because he keeps forgetting stuff
02:46what are we talking about now
02:48I don't know
02:49are we having gay sex again
02:51I hope
02:52clearly I hope
02:53so the chuckled guy
02:59Jeffrey
02:59yeah
03:00he traveled 160 miles
03:03to this guy's house
03:05with the poop he stored for months
03:06you only travel that far
03:08they went far away
03:08you only travel that far for gay sex
03:10and it's caught on closed circuit television
03:14oh
03:16it recorded this old guy
03:18outside the property
03:19on the night of the offense
03:20I love what the warning is
03:23oh Jesus
03:24well that's inside
03:25some people may find this video
03:27disgusting
03:28I've never seen that warning before
03:31look at it inside the house
03:33so he used the
03:35he used
03:36that clone
03:37oh my god
03:38Lise
03:39it's just all
03:42oh look at how far it shot
03:44well he had a pump
03:44he was firing it with a pump
03:46I took a bicycle tire
03:48I pumped it up
03:50with 287 PSI
03:52and then I opened the valve
03:55let that sumbitch just spray
03:57it is a very bad color
04:00it was a mailbox
04:01like in the door
04:03yeah the slot
04:03it was a mail slot
04:05I was thinking
04:06it was just a regular mailbox
04:08no there's the video
04:09of him actually doing it
04:10he's assembling his pump
04:12contraption right now
04:13he's dressed all in black
04:14that's how Chuck would do it
04:16oh god
04:16and then he slips it
04:18in the mailbox
04:19he's pumping down
04:20take that you
04:21gay son bitch
04:23I can't quit you
04:25I love you
04:25I can't believe
04:27he traveled 160 miles
04:29with a poop gun
04:30in his car
04:30yeah he did
04:31he didn't thought about it
04:32the whole way
04:33he had poop in a box
04:35for two months
04:35wow
04:36you know
04:36and his poop was red
04:38it looked red to me
04:39he probably had some blood
04:40in his stool
04:40blood in his stool there
04:41um
04:42the other guy
04:43oh he was on holiday
04:46with his wife
04:47at the time
04:47so
04:49and he's still married
04:50it was you Chuck
04:52that got divorced
04:52so you got divorced
04:54you said
04:55get divorced
04:55so I did
04:56I know I was kidding
04:58and then
04:58well but
04:59what about all that sex
05:00well I was kidding
05:01about that too
05:02oh my god
05:03I can't believe
05:04you fell for it
05:05well you were inside me
05:07so
05:07it was tough
05:09to not fall for it
05:11but you know
05:11I'm a prankster
05:12I'll take it all the way
05:13you do
05:14you really do
05:14all the way
05:15you took that all the way
05:16all the way
05:17well now
05:17now I'm real egg faced
05:19there you are
05:20and there's poop
05:22all over my place
05:23well that's retaliation
05:24that's crazy
05:25that's crazy times
05:26I thought we were just
05:27a couple of dudes
05:28having some fun
05:29yeah we were
05:32I was
05:33I was having a great time
05:34and the Andy
05:36of the situation
05:36Mr. Wicks
05:37described it as
05:38despicable and disgusting
05:39saying he's been
05:40unable to sleep
05:41since discovering
05:42his poop
05:42covered home
05:43night terrors
05:44from your poop
05:45well look at the carpet
05:46it probably should have
05:48been updated
05:49you need to talk
05:50to your doctor
05:50because there is a lot
05:51of blood in your stool
05:52I wonder why
05:54bringing it up again
05:59are you
05:59you just can't
06:01let it go
06:02I wonder why
06:07I wonder why
06:07to be in
06:08I wonder why
06:09to be in
06:10you
06:10you
06:10you
06:10you
06:11you
06:11you
06:11you
06:12you
06:12you
06:12you
06:12you
06:12you
06:21you