Peep Show: Dave Peed on an Old Guy

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After talking about awkward moments yesterday on the show, Dave remembered an encounter he had in a Boston coffee shop bathroom where he accidentally peed on an older dude who walked in because he forgot to lock the door.

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00:00you know yesterday we were getting into a discussion of like awkward moments and stuff

00:08and uh the our most awkward moment chuck came up when i walked in on you in the bathroom yes

00:14i completely forgot about the awkward moment i had in boston when we were there you guys left

00:25and amber of course wanted to continue oh okay touring around with zane and exploring things

00:32yes so you know she always has to check things off her list one of the places we had to go was um

00:38and a bunch of listeners told us about it a mike's pastry shop okay yes mike's pastry cannoli

00:46in boston okay which by the way

00:50sorry mike i mean it was okay but did it blow my mind

00:56no it was another case of people like selling it too hard i was expecting the world's best cannoli

01:02can i tell you i've heard nothing but great things about that place right lisa yes right lisa

01:12make sure the everybody knows that those are dave's opinions and dave's opinions do not necessarily

01:17effective dave's thoughts not oh yeah he says it all the time doesn't he whatever so while we're

01:23there i went i really had to pee okay but they had no bathroom there so i went we went next door

01:35okay this place here okay it's like an old school coffee shop and i thought oh awesome we'll get like

01:41a great coffee in there okay it'll make up for my just okay cannoli you're gonna say something

01:46about the pastry shop right next door yeah right i mean so those little old italian coffee place

01:51mike's has no um uh place to sit or bathrooms or anything it's just you go in you get your pastry

01:58you get that out of there yeah so we we took our pastries next door which a couple of people had done

02:02so i thought oh it's okay they won't mind if you bring your pastries in as long as you get coffee

02:05and i wanted coffee the coffee was great okay great great coffee so i find my way all the way

02:11to the back of this place whatever it is next door and it was like something out of a haunted movie

02:18their bathroom really to it's like there was a shower in there in case you want to take a shower

02:26like the world's worst shower there was but like active did it seem active or down i don't know if

02:35people haven't used it in a while okay but it was there wasn't like soap there no okay so it was

02:40like one toilet a sink and a shower wow okay i thought i locked the door oh no but i guess i didn't

02:52because i was so disturbed i guess you see how it can happen you see how i'm like oh there's a shower

02:57oh what's happening so i am peeing

03:03and it's one of those real tiny bathrooms yes the door almost hits me in the back

03:10and i turned wiener in hand urine flying out and was like yeah

03:18i did just not telling us that you peed on someone in boston he peed all over someone that's the part

03:27i don't know you definitely peed on someone sexually i don't know if i got it was an old man

03:34who just who just made like one of his noises

03:38uh well yeah because i think i pushed the door as i was peeing

03:44on him right so you he gave me the dirtiest look so you're able to figure it out yeah i mean if you

03:52peed on me you'd get more than a dirty look and that's why i was like amber we gotta go well yeah

03:57i mean why why we gotta go we gotta go on an old man just now you're lucky you didn't get chased

04:04out of boston you know he might now next time he tries to land there'll be like a crew

04:11they'll have a little sign dave will be like oh look looks like the station sprung some dough to get

04:16me a personal ride dave those guys have baseball bats with nails yeah i don't think back seat come

04:23on in hey mike how are you man come on love your cannolis love them okay that's a huge machete dave i

04:29don't think you should get in the car with him no i said i loved your cannolis we're gonna show you

04:32one last tourist spot in boston just outside boston actually right by the docks the bottom of the harbor

04:37oh dave oh man i just thought it was a light-hearted story i didn't realize it could be

04:46no well i mean the way that you started it out it was light-hearted at the beginning

04:51now it's very pretty serious now you've seen what they do to people they don't like in goodfellas

04:55right oh come on it was just a cannoli and a pee i hope you didn't pee on anyone's like italian

05:02well someone said i didn't be on a mobster that's what i'm saying i don't want to say mobster dave i

05:07wouldn't say that dave i would just say important man dave a well-respected individual in the

05:14community yeah yeah that was the north end is the one that opposed the starbucks of course and by

05:20opposed it means he smashed all the windows and then that's right and shut it down let's listen to

05:29the story again i forgot all about it canover street giving part of the freedom trail a brand

05:33new look boston 25 news reporter drew korenis is in the north end tonight where signs and flyers

05:38are already going up there's who dan peed on right there the man playing north end for that

05:43preserved Italian culture fear this would open the door oh my god it is that's the place that's the

05:50guy you peed on they just showed the place they just showed the place you're dead

05:58you're a dead man he just talked about that place he just badly talked about this place

06:06and then they just showed the guy i just said it was okay well there's the guy that they that's

06:11talking to the news too is like you get out of here you understand like you got one chance to

06:16walk away from this you get me a stupid italians you're gonna build a nice little statue huh

06:22oh my god you get out of here but they legitimately just went into the place dave's talking about

06:29a guy is playing the accordion to an old old man who dave probably peed on no stop it i'm glad though

06:36they kept the starbucks out i gotta say it we need these old school neighborhoods to exist i'm sick of

06:42everything being like a you know a chick-fil-a in a starbucks let of course have these traditional

06:47no i get it amazing it's not gonna save you but yeah no i feel that way honestly i'm not just trying

06:52to stay alive did you hear what i said at the end about traditional neighborhoods and no italian

06:58dumb italian statues the sound of a man doggy paddling to keep his head above water yeah as the

07:04cement dries around his feet you guys are idiots you should be allowed to say what you want to say

07:11oh sure yeah freedom of speech of course yes you have it if you want it freedom of consequence

07:18uh someone said uh i'm not saying anything all i know is at that coffee shop

07:26stuff was ordered to happen back in the day i'm sure hence the shower

07:33can you imagine someone really important going back in and being like a guy just peed on me

07:39in the bathroom yeah i mean he's talking about a place that looks like where where that guy

07:43from the godfather actually met that guy and then shot him with the gun he got in the bathroom

07:48yeah like he got he got the gun in the bathroom that dave's talking about

07:53come on now i didn't realize this would turn into such a thing i was just

08:00you know i was in a couple of the oldest businesses in boston well i didn't also realize

08:07they were a couple of the oldest and i'll just say this i'll just say this off the top

08:09it's not great okay i'll just say this off the top that's the part

08:13that's not a big whoop huge lines but i don't understand it oh yeah the event didn't go well

08:21because uh the guy tried to throw dave into a pizza yeah he was too big luckily

08:27they brought him back into a shower that was in the bathroom

08:34anyway go enjoy your time in boston north end and experience everything have a great

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