Peep Show: Senior Crash Gets Worse

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an elderly driver in California who had a bad day get worse after crashing into someone's house. Upon crashing, he disturbed a beehive and was then attacked by those bees and taken to the hospital.

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00:00Buckle up for a ride aboard the Symphony of Destruction.

00:10This was a double whammy for an old dude.

00:15Driver crashed into a home.

00:18Oh, yeah.

00:19In Buena Park, California.

00:21But that wasn't the reason that caused them to seek medical care.

00:28Okay.

00:30It was bees.

00:33Oh, well.

00:36Jason.

00:38What kind of bees?

00:40How many bees?

00:42Where were the bees?

00:43Lots of bees, Jason.

00:45Don't play the sound effect.

00:46In the car.

00:47In the house?

00:48He can't listen to the sound.

00:50He took off his head and pulled it.

00:52What's wrong with you?

00:53I can't hear anything you're saying.

00:55You're a pansy.

00:57I'm a pansy.

00:58I read your lips.

01:02Yeah.

01:02He said it quite loud a couple times.

01:05That doesn't give you a visceral reaction.

01:07No.

01:08Not at all.

01:08Holy cow.

01:09Why should you call me?

01:11Call me?

01:12Yeah.

01:13I need help.

01:13I'm okay with it.

01:15Yeah.

01:15I don't mind it.

01:16I don't mind it.

01:16Because I know that the bees aren't here.

01:18Right.

01:18That's it.

01:19Like, I really know that.

01:20And then, um, I don't like when they get close to your ear.

01:23Like, one gets close to your ear.

01:24I don't like that.

01:25Yeah.

01:26I don't like any bug close to my ear, yeah.

01:28So, there's bees in the house?

01:30So, did he hit the nest?

01:32According to...

01:33Okay, I'll get to it, you guys.

01:34You get lots of questions.

01:35Tell us.

01:36Spit it out.

01:36The house was there and there.

01:38Where were the bees?

01:39According to the Instagram post shared by the Buena Park Police Department,

01:43about 12.15 in the afternoon,

01:45officers responded to a vehicle versus house traffic collision.

01:49A beehive was damaged.

01:51Yeah.

01:51And the occupants of that hive were not pleased.

01:55No.

01:56The bees savagely attacked the elderly driver who was taken to the hospital.

02:04Is he gone?

02:05No, he's okay.

02:07You never know with bees in California.

02:08That's a bad day for that old man.

02:10I know, right?

02:11Look at that.

02:12Come on, real bad.

02:15I would assume the one good thing.

02:18Do you think there was, like, a few seconds where he, like,

02:20crashed into the house and was, like,

02:22well, at least, at least it's over now.

02:24Yeah, I guess.

02:25It can't get any worse.

02:26Yep.

02:27What?

02:28What?

02:28Bees?

02:29Bees, too?

02:31Bees as well?

02:32Yep.

02:33Bees also?

02:36Terrible.

02:36Yep.

02:40That's not, that's not good.

02:42That's really bad.

02:42No, that'd be real bad.

02:44The only, how old was he?

02:47Just says elderly.

02:48Oh.

02:48Yeah, they can't take too many stings, the old man.

02:52That's what I thought, too, and the only upside.

02:54Oh, but look out, Grandpa.

02:56Are you serious, too?

02:57Yeah.

02:58The bear, there's a bear here.

03:00I am covered in bee stings.

03:02Almost able to not breathe after wrecking into a house.

03:05Oh, no, Grandpa, you have honey on your pants.

03:07Oh, God, no, from the bees.

03:10It's attracting, the bees have literally attracted the bears as well.

03:14Multiple bears, multiple bees.

03:18Injuries from a crash.

03:19Help him.

03:20Help him.

03:21I only have liability insurance.

03:25Oh, no.

03:26I hear the faint call of a cougar as well.

03:29Yes, he's trying to take advantage of you as you're injured by those bears.

03:33Oh, no.

03:34Not both predators from this area.

03:39Oh, my God.

03:40This is impossible.

03:41This is an impossible scenario.

03:43Also, a flock of terrorizing horrible carnivorous birds.

03:50The vultures are here.

03:51The vultures are here.

03:52I didn't know they flock up like that.

03:54They do.

03:55They're waiting for you to pass.

03:57Vultures will start eating you before you die.

03:59Did you know it?

04:00Oh, they know you're dying.

04:01Yeah, they do.

04:02So many.

04:03So much wildlife.

04:04Oh, my God.

04:05A pack of wild dogs.

04:07Where'd they come from?

04:08Around the corner.

04:09Oh, no.

04:11Oh, that's why they say to spade and neuter your pets.

04:14They didn't listen.

04:15That is too bad.

04:17Poor guy.

04:19Hyenas.

04:19Hyenas have arrived.

04:20Are you serious?

04:21I don't understand.

04:23They escaped the zoo.

04:24There must be one of those, like, zoo places around here.

04:29Yep.

04:31That's the worst part was the hyenas.

04:33You know what?

04:34It would be.

04:35They eat your butthole first.

04:36Yeah, they do.

04:37Oh, my God.

04:37They do.

04:38Yeah, they went right around the back.

04:40They do.

04:41They do.

04:42At first, I thought, older guy, maybe the only upside is, you know he's dressed in fully long clothing.

04:49Right.

04:49So the bees only had a couple places to sting him, like maybe his hands.

04:53Fail me now, khakis.

04:55They were thick.

04:57He had thick slacks on.

04:59Slacks.

05:00Yeah, in the police department's video, the Infinity G35 appears embedded in a corner wall underneath a now-destroyed window,

05:09and a swarm of bees is visible in front of the car.

05:14Oh, yeah.

05:14That's not great.

05:15And also, you left him in my home.

05:16Yeah.

05:17The next shot, the members of the fire department are shown spraying down the seam with water.

05:22Not clear if the elderly driver had an allergic reaction to the bee stings, but he did require immediate treatment.

05:30I just think he got stung so many times.

05:33Yeah, he was out.

05:34They've got to get you to the hospital at that point.

05:36Zombies and dragons.

05:37Zombies and dragons.

05:39It's a theme of thrills.

05:43Oh, my God.

05:45Dracatus.

05:47It's a bad day.

05:48Bad, bad day.

05:49I mean, just crashing into a house is a bad enough day for a senior, but all those bees.

05:54Oh, my God.

05:55That's awful.

05:56It does make anything that you've had happen way worse.

05:59Yeah.

06:00Way worse.

06:01Like when you slipped in the mud and fell down.

06:05Imagine you fell down and kicked a beehive.

06:08Yeah.

06:09Way worse.

06:11By the way, vultures also start eating you with your booty hole, so.

06:14Do they?

06:15Oh, wow.

06:15Yep.

06:16It's our juiciest area.

06:17Pretty crowded back there, aren't you?

06:21Make way.

06:22One at a time.

06:25Oh, no.

06:26A cannibal homeless man.

06:28Oh, my God.

06:30Oh, he's happy.

06:30He's going to eat your face.

06:32He's in it right before me.

06:33He's on the bath salts.

06:34Oh, yeah.

06:36Bad time.

06:37Bad, bad, bad day.

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