Chubby Latino Spock

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy in North Carolina who was arrested after he mooned the police, pooped himself after being tased, and then ran them over trying to get away.

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00:00two deputies are actually recovering from injuries and a man is behind bars

00:10after a bizarre incident unfolded in north carolina there was a police chase that ended

00:18in eastern rowan county now as they were investigating that totally unrelated

00:22a guy came out of his house across the street and began behaving erratically

00:28a few minutes later the man identified as 29 year old stavros evangelos ferradinos oh boy

00:36got out of his car he started singing flipping the bird and then he dropped his pants and mooned the

00:46cops and judging from his mugshot that was a full big moon oh wow it was like the super moon that

00:56we had this morning whoa yeah that was a nice moon it was yeah now this wouldn't this is not a nice

01:03moon no i'll get that big fat son of a bitch okay hey lease pandemic hair or normal hair

01:10i'd love to find an old photo and see if he has majestic hair we can find him somewhere

01:19oh my god uh so you can check this out at daveandchuckthefreak.com right james we put

01:24this up there yep you can see this guy's this poor guy well see this guy moon them and then you decide

01:29for yourself pandemic hair or normal hair he's got the spock haircut he does he does have a spock

01:33he looks like a chubby latino spock yes if you shaved his eyebrows to point up like spocks

01:43that's it how dare you all he's chubby latino spock it's true al sorry i know it is true

01:52but how dare you anyway how dare you anyway my heart is broken oh no his ass is the final frontier

02:02were there any fat vulcans i don't think so i don't think so right i don't know i would

02:09there wasn't really a lot of chubby people on tv back then i'd love to see fat klingons well there

02:13were fat there were fat klingons yeah oh tons of fat klingons that's awesome yeah klingons were a

02:20boozy bunch right they would drink oh yeah blood wine yeah they'd get bombed they'd eat tons of food

02:27the women would rape the men whoa oh goodness that was a klingon stuff that's a twist yeah it's al's

02:34fantasies you've just tapped i know he wishes he was number two

02:38so anyways back to this chubby latino spock here um so he he moves the cops but then

02:48the deputies tried to get some information from him so they could call a family member but that

02:55didn't quite work out he said just give me a second as he tried to get back into his car they're like

03:02hey you can't leave that led to a physical confrontation between him and the two cops

03:08they shocked him with the taser both of them had to pull out their tasers

03:13to try and get him under control yeah he pooped himself but he didn't stop oh

03:18wait did he have his pants back on that doesn't say i don't know that's because you know he did the

03:26moon yeah right hopefully he pulled his pants back up to get in his car don't you tase me i got one on

03:32dick did it squeeze it right out of him i got one on dick every muscle contracted in his body at

03:40once and sent that flying able to get into the driver's seat of the jetta with the two deputies

03:45stuck between the open driver's door and the driver's seat yeah he was in a jetta he was in a

03:49jetta i don't know how he was in a jetta quite frankly pooped in his jetta he began backing his

03:55car up then one cop was dragged about 60 feet his head ended up hitting the driveway knocking him

04:01unconscious the other cop's foot was run over causing an injury so those two cops that were run

04:06over they were taken to a hospital for treatment one was released the other still being evaluated

04:13for his head injury i bet they wish they would have let this moon go probably it wasn't worth all

04:22that what you're saying is you gotta evaluate a moon yeah i mean i don't think they realize it

04:28would turn into all this no not at all this is just a guy flipping them the bird and moon in them

04:33right you should just let that go like i don't want to be dragged 60 feet by a car and smash my

04:38head on the cement because then become unconscious because of a moon a simple moon led to a nightmare

04:45poop and guns look at yourself man you pooped in your jetta terrible terrible story

04:53it's insane look at him i know you know i think sometimes like there's that guy you know the

05:01chubby latina latino uh he's not a female uh spock is in his basement and the voices are saying stuff to

05:11him they're talking away like wendy wendy the capture probably gonna come for you and then all of a sudden

05:18next door he sees the cops right you know that voices driving down his driveway to check his mail

05:23the voices were like i'm currently being dragged by a big potato in a jetta

05:26the door took some damage probably just him getting in that's how it always was

05:33how does a man get into a jetta that's that size i don't know very carefully

05:40what would an airbag do to him nothing right nothing yeah wouldn't even inflate yeah it can't

05:49it can't his breasts are pressed right up against the wheel

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