Cocaine BMW D-Bag

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy in Florida who was arrested in his BMW with cocaine and was an absolute douche bag to the cops after he was pulled over.

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00:00so this juice bag is from the sarasota area of florida um there's a lot going on in this story

00:15so you're gonna have to keep up here all right first up he drove through a crash site

00:20at 100 miles an hour okay it was already a pre-existing crash pre-existing crash was going

00:26now you're obviously supposed to slow down as you go by that right well he flew through at 100 miles

00:31an hour then refused to give authorities much information when they pulled him over 24 year old

00:38joshua guckman now faces six counts of aggravated assault along with initial charges of possession

00:45of cocaine drug equipment possession and dui this dude driving his bmw oh man with with the vanity

00:55plate the bmw stop that's his vanity plate the bmw oh my he was driving at a high rate of speed

01:05he drove quickly around a barricade of cones and marked cars yeah because they're not for him

01:13and went about 100 miles an hour in a 45 mile an hour zone i have a feeling the cocaine had something

01:19to do with that oh yeah it seems like it you got a beamer you got some coke yeah nothing's gonna stop

01:26you he's like this guy is a certified douche oh absolutely authorities were able to get his bmw stopped

01:35and a baggie of white powder was in plain view in the center console who cares that's my coke

01:42that's my driving coke of course that's my road coke it tested positive for cocaine sure yeah

01:49after placing him in the back of the patrol vehicle he began to get very upset anytime they asked him a

01:58question he would make sexually suggestive noises yeah i don't like this guy sir why were you driving so

02:12fast

02:12sir was that cocaine in your front console

02:18i believe he's on coke still

02:23sir you realize you're in a lot of trouble right

02:26those are my sex noises

02:31oh they wish they had that kind of gold that would have been amazing

02:38you understand you're right sir

02:41sounds like he does when he was warned about his uh different charges and the miranda rights were

02:54read he then became extremely sarcastic

02:57he's like oh yeah arrest me then yeah yeah yeah saying things like this is how we're doing this

03:06really like i'm some sort of criminal oh boy after being read his rights

03:11he was asked if he understood them he stayed quiet for 17 seconds

03:15he was read them again asked again if he understood them at that point in a very highly sarcastic tone of

03:25voice stated thought you wanted me to remain silent i'd just tase him i'd tase him at that point

03:31it looks like he's running officer like just i'm sick

03:35i would have tased him a long time ago yeah i'm gonna use the prongs

03:39he was given the option of talking to an officer and that's when he started groaning and grunting again

04:01saying yeah yeah while staring at the guy

04:08the report states he told authorities um he was on his way to the ritz carlton for business

04:14this guy but authorities noted he was only wearing an undershirt boxer briefs and one sock

04:19i'd be bad like i'd be like sarge just let me hit him with this thing one time please shut off the

04:28body cams can we please shut off the body cams he's got oh you don't want to i got a phone book i want

04:34to beat that other sock off him his mug shots up at dave and chuck the freak dot com i'm waiting for you

04:41if you want to go see what he looks like you can go check him out there stop

04:47that's him stop oh no

04:52he looks very stupid very very stupid oh man it is funny to be like cocky and you're wearing one

04:59sock and you're in your underwear and you're like i don't understand what you guys are freaking out

05:03about i'm on my way to a very important meeting at the ritz carlton yeah i'm trying to figure out

05:07what's going on with this guy there's his linkedin chuck come on you can't ever hire

05:12he's from palo alto california that's what it says on his linkedin although he's actually from florida

05:18kudos to those cops for not feeding the crap out of that douchebag right that must have been very hard

05:23when he's making sex noises at you right oh and he's high on coke and everything's going downhill

05:29so we'll have to connect to him though yeah you would

05:35i bet he is interesting

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