A Cartwheeling Man

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a Florida guy who was arrested for holding up traffic by doing gymnastics in the middle of the road. He even added a cartwheel to his routine when trying to evade the police.

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00:00a cartwheeling man cartwheeling man a cartwheeling man in orlando lisa attempted to evade arrest

00:14that's how he attempted to evade yeah he was blocking traffic in orlando by doing gymnastics

00:25on the road is there a video this is not a young guy this guy's in his 40s it's really it's incredible

00:30and yes there is a video and we put it up at dave and chuck the freak.com so you can go check it out

00:35as well uh but this is the guy oh wow here he is here yes so he's oh careful the audio is just people

00:45watching the video of him like from their office so it's not yeah that's pretty good

00:52the man is in the he's in the path of a garbage truck at a wawa station in orlando

01:00at one point he lies down in the roadway oh boy and then he does some gymnastics

01:09he's very flexible he is he's graceful what is he on what makes you do cartwheels

01:18got him got him there's the orange yeah you're gonna resist huh does he do another cartwheel

01:25he broke free from the cops and cartwheeled again he's like a spider-man villain that's my favorite

01:32video all week it's great you just can't stop cartwheeling better get that camera around there

01:38what drug makes you cartwheel i don't know i wonder if they uh i don't know but they are choking him

01:43right to death i'm not come on

01:45i wonder if police are trained for cartwheel escapes i don't think so i bet that's the first

01:52they've ever shown i don't think that's something they'd face too often yeah cartwheel escapes oh man

01:57that's funny if i'm ever arrested that's what i'm gonna do you're gonna try to cartwheel are you

02:02that flexible no no no no i needed a handstand yeah i would at least get out of the arrest by

02:08doing a cartwheel because i'd go right to the er after just my arm snapped yeah he does have velcro

02:16shoes huh what's not done up he he seems so happy he kicked a leg he did a little pointed toe

02:24he's not the worst guy cartwheeler no oh he doesn't even spin look at that

02:29yeah he tried to dance his way out of his crimes and then he just lays down throws his hat at the

02:36garbage truck how pisses the garbage truck driver oh my god they're just trying to do their job you

02:41know if i was blocked i'd be cheering yeah i would think it was great cartwheel another one

02:49and then he cartwheels away from the cops i keep picturing like a sergeant or something at the

02:52at the sheriff's office just like now you're gonna want to know how to properly handle a cartwheeler

02:57was that a girl cop you think that he shook loose it looked like it it did look like it yeah

03:04then the guy came over and choked his life right from him looks like he's tapped tapped and he was

03:09like tapping him out like he's like please stop she wasn't messing around they're not gonna stop

03:14i know they're not at all caught wheeling ass yeah but he was quite a day that guy had

03:19absolutely his name is uh john franco fernandez he's the gymnast we see he was charged with battery

03:29on a law enforcement officer and resisting arrest as well and the video is up at daveandchuckthefreak.com

03:35at least when he sobers up there'll be a video that you can show him of like right this is what

03:43you did but entertaining this is what you did they're watching it in court yeah cartwheel i really

03:49did he's pretty amazing to tell you i don't remember not a thing you think he wouldn't right

04:01you think he wouldn't it does seem like it's very drug related yeah but they don't mention that in the

04:05story at all

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