Mobility Scooter Hero

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman on a mobility scooter who was hit with a car while trying to stop a shoplifter outside of a New Jersey Walmart.

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00:00well uh we're off to new jersey next where a walmart shoplifters getaway attempt

00:10was foiled by a big lady in a motorized shopping cart wow not today

00:15an accused shoplifter trying to flee the walmart uh sunday afternoon in her car i hope it's not

00:29just you did someone big just didn't park in front of the door no the bigger lady in the motorized

00:34cart pushed her cart in front of this woman's car when she saw her trying to flee oh that's

00:40dangerous oh yes because this woman just crashed right into her oh twice oh boom didn't do anything

00:46unscathed boom nothing it's like hitting a brick wall and the car's all destroyed 34 year old

00:54sadia smith of jersey city charged with robbery aggravated assault aggravated assault with a

00:58weapon possession of a weapon for an unlawful purpose and more she had filled a shopping cart

01:03with over 200 bucks worth of stuff at the walmart but she left it at a self-checkout lane inside the

01:08store while she went outside and grabbed a receipt from the garbage so she was going to get a receipt

01:15right she walked back inside the store had the receipt in her hand and walked right out with

01:21the goods without paying even though walmart lost prevention knew exactly what she was up to and

01:26yelled at her to stop call me the chubber not she then jumped into her car when this bigger person

01:31in the motorized scooter saw her trying to flee she tried to block the car with the scooter not on my

01:36watch an argument between smith and the bigger lady ensued she told her quote move out of the way you

01:44fat bitch oh yeah what'd you say oh well now i'm not moving i'm gonna throw a ham through your windshield

01:51when the woman said she wasn't moving yeah she hit her with her car of course

01:55that still stopped her yeah so again she struck the woman in the motorized cart this time though

02:03dragging her in the cart 10 feet before smashing the woman head on into the police cruiser

02:08oh wow so the cops are there quick that's where it ended i love to fancy myself a hero but at the

02:15same time walmart doesn't need me they don't need you to be their hero no especially in a in a you're in

02:26a motorized scooter cart and you're gonna try and take a car on no walmart means something different

02:34to that big lady than us you might be right can't something we can't understand it's got more of a

02:39connection she's got a bond with it you're right oh man i never thought of it that way we can't

02:44that's her mark understand you're right god i never thought of it i didn't either but you're yeah

02:51that makes sense it's her mart she's not gonna see her mart destroyed that's like the place that

02:57feeds my kids walmart it's your mart feeds me

03:00it's where i buy my what if walmart tweedy bird shirts you think there are a lot of heroes in

03:07mobility scooters not almost none i would say almost almost zero i know we haven't really heard

03:14about many on this show through the years this might be what got some of them into the mobility

03:18scooters some heroes end up in mobility scooters right yeah but not while you're in the scooter

03:23being especially a walmart scooter which you know what kind of shape this big lady's in now

03:28after being smashed into another car you think it was like epic where she was like i don't know how

03:34much longer i can hold this i bet i'll i'll bet you money when she was being dragged she started to

03:42think that it was a pretty bad idea oh i'm sure there's a big word for this probably i think you're

03:48right a little too much i don't like when i use it anyway but i couldn't think anything else

03:53a big lady on a scooter blocking a shoplifter not epic like a little less than epic i'm picturing

04:01hulk avengers in my head yeah no big time big cinema

04:07no just new jersey walmart big girl in a scooter yeah i guess that makes more sense less epic

04:15i'm thinking big budget blockbuster

04:18may not even be bold the scooter avengers yeah yeah the reality is more like starter indie flick

04:28yeah exactly and only raised half the money like wearing down into the pavement because she's pushing

04:34oh yeah exactly it's coming up the earth is moving under her feet oh you really did build

04:41this up in your head that's what i see it's like hulk like hulk and thor fighting exactly yeah

04:47that's how i see it it's not how it was but no no no just a family got injured

04:54and someone screaming move you fat bitch that's terrible the best part the best part would be is

05:01if she didn't mean to be a hero at all it's just she just couldn't tell what was going on dro

05:06got in her way the chick hit her so they gave bitch i'm trying to get my groceries for this car

05:11over there and you got to hit me with your car and the chick just smoked her again i got brownies

05:16to make bitch just cracked some of my eggs oh man thanos thanos an epic tale at the new jersey

05:29walmart coming soon to a theater near you

05:31well thank you

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