Nightmare On Ass Crack Street

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy in Florida who was busted for flashing woman while driving and then Lisa shares an encounter she had at the grocery store with a guy showing half his ass.

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00:00our next pervert looks shockingly similar to that guy it's the look that's great sorry

00:10just like lion's head football coach a little bit different but he's got a very similar look

00:19this one in polk county florida that's where this one happened um he's actually from abon park this

00:27guy arrested after deputies said he exposed himself while driving and investigators say

00:35he's done this before sure sure the victim was driving on highway 60 near the lake wales airport

00:42about eight o'clock in the morning she noticed a driver in a gray mazda next to her frantically

00:47waving hey hey trying to get her attention oh yeah look here when she looked over she saw the man

01:01arched up in his seat oh the arch penis completely exposed oh no yeah beginning to masturbate oh yeah

01:09what's going on that's hard to drive that way it is hard it's very hard crab he's like crab

01:16lifted himself basically yeah pushing his feet down and the pedal's still on the pedals it'd have to be

01:22to keep up i think you go i think you go cruise when they pulled over to arrest him he said no

01:31oh no i get my penis gets incredibly hot yeah i just need to air it out sometimes i didn't realize

01:40you could see it the interrogation must have been funny that was hilarious hey red hot wiener i suffer

01:46from red hot wiener syndrome that's it no i'm showing i'm showing women my penis yeah because the nice cop

01:55leaves and the mean cop comes in and just gets you to sing like a canary puts that bottle water down

02:01cool it off they always do that i suffer from red hot wiener syndrome just immediately turned his

02:11tune no lawyer probably oh no no i want a lawyer i'm giving a lawyer i can't dude if i'm doing arching

02:19in my car i got a lawyer um so there is his oh yeah geez see don't you think like a little similar

02:26to the last pervert there's pervert number one pervert number two yeah a little bit yeah but i guess

02:33it's just look he does look like he's running hot like he does look like he's red hot i got a hat

02:38wiener yeah i don't know what to do about it second one looks like a chubby joey ryan the wrestler

02:43yeah he's also known for his wiener yep i went to look at that though i was in a grocery store

02:49parking lot the other day and you know traveling through and um there was a guy bending over to

02:55put like groceries in his trunk yes and you know not just the crack was showing his cheeks were

03:01showing they were all out full cheeks yeah like a full moon almost it was like no half moon like a

03:08half moon somebody noticed me putting groceries in my car lisa

03:11i'll get it with the half moon but you think it was to get attention well that's what i you know i

03:17don't know if i've just been doing the show too long because instantly i was like you perv yeah you

03:23did that on purpose who has that much you pervert butt hanging out of their pants there i think there

03:30are a group of men with a tremendous amount of butt showing at all times without realizing it

03:36wasn't huge or anything like that it wasn't anything like that i don't know what it was

03:40i had molly with me though so i had to cover her eyes

03:43i love that i was like i don't want to see it i don't really i don't want to see it i'm glad

03:48apparently i would be really shocked by whatever is outside

03:52my mom protects me yeah all kinds of stuff i don't even know what it is

03:57don't look close the window

04:00i thought it was odd it's funny as you're saying this i had to clean out my vacuum cleaner and it

04:06takes a lot of bending over because i had to pick stuff out because it was clogged yeah and i was

04:11like outside and i'm like dude i'm showing my ass to people oh you're outside stop you know i had to

04:17pull up i had to pull shirt down i had you don't want people to think you're doing it on purpose

04:21there's a story and i'm like i hope to god that some woman wasn't like that pervert this guy was

04:29cleaning his vacuum he was cleaning his vacuum and he was showing his ass because i was like i

04:34better face a certain way because there's no way for me to do it yeah it was just a quick thing you

04:39know but i'm like my whole ass was out i think yeah i can i can tell when any of my ass is showing

04:44i'm very ass aware we've talked about this we're very ass aware there are guys that are not

04:49i think normally it's a mistake but sometimes there's that there's that pervert just freak that

04:54that's a weird perversion to have people want people to see your ass crack well i only had it

04:59happen the one time or you know i've talked about before but he he was wearing the thong so i know

05:04that he that was on purpose this guy i don't think had a thong it was just a lot of cheek

05:08a lot of way too much so it was underwear and his pants both fell yeah if he had underwear on

05:15some guys will wear like a carhartt style pants that um it takes a belt to kind of hold it up and

05:23if they're at all just like oh the belt's tight and they put it loose those things can go down

05:28halfway without you realizing what's going on maybe he realized it and then he was like oh i hope no

05:34one saw yeah and i saw he's like oh yeah just lease away on that imagine you turn you turn your head

05:40you're like man my ass is hanging out right now and you turn and lisa just covering her dog's eyes

05:45and just shaking her head shaking your head pervert pervert freak you sick freak i'm talking about

05:54this on the show yeah freak you gotta be famous tomorrow morning pervert you got a grocery store

06:01sick they're elderly what kind of age you giving this guy could you tell it was just butt um i would

06:10say he was in his 40s okay man was it a belt issue you think i i couldn't i don't know it was so fast

06:16i don't know yeah just so i couldn't it's a fast ass yeah didn't have time you didn't linger with your

06:22looks right no no no covered molly's eyes and hit the pedal rightfully so

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