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Smoker Lady's Crazy Morning
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman in Coldwater, MI who had an insane morning where she not only robbed a place but also crashed into a store.
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there is a michigan woman who had the craziest morning she is from cold water michigan she's
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37 years old she's gonna face a number of charges at first she decided she needed some booze and
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smokes normal 7 47 in the morning good morning world hello cold water time to get some breakfast
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kick the day off the right way but rick's party store was an open come on rick open up rick you
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know me you know it is rick it's breakfast time rick didn't stop her though she threw something
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through the glass doors boom i'm in bitch grab as much booze and smokes as she could remove
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breakfast breakfast lunch dinner breakfast lunch dinner breakfast there's a weekend
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she then drove to the speedway gas station next door yeah and she told the clerk
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i just broke into rick's and i need some gas hey uh listen rick's gonna get all worked up
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about someone breaking into his place just let rick know it was me he wasn't here to open up the
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joint i needed my breakfast she then slipped him a bloody 20 bill there you go i got a little cut
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there is blood on this man yeah that's my blood from breaking into rick's oh dear
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all right now give me a pack of marlboro light there you go by that time police police arrive
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responding to the alarm at rick's she took off drove right into the walmart store oh no right
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into it the blue steel security post right through the wow boom who the hell put a walmart here
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i'm uh well i'm in here might as well do some shopping
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officers had difficulty getting her suv out later because of the post that were there but she somehow
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managed to drive right between two of them her vehicle did uh knock down uh the greeter
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mark reeder got knocked down son of a bitch martin roberts was definitely an old guy yeah
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all my bones are crushed i was just greeting and the next thing i knew hey uh aren't you supposed
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to say hi to me how rude oh hey listen how much for that uh sweater over there with all the cats on
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my organs are failing probably because you're old um that luckily that old man was the only one in
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her way the greeter um when she jumped out of her suv is she yelled everyone needs to get out
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as an officer approached she was chugging from a bottle of vodka she had taken from rick's party
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store stop right there oh my lord we're gonna let her finish but that's impressive i've never seen
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anything like it taser still finished yeah wild warning oh my god right come on that's crazy what a
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beautiful body i don't know oh my god she's inside dude she's not just through the doors
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everybody out everybody out lisa she's like she drove like all the way in
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i don't know she's like way in the main entrance she's in the main entrance you know they have
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specials right at the front oh i see the doors behind her she's like she's like oh i don't need
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the pharmacy i'll keep going a bit parked right by the pharmacy poor old martin the greeter look at
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the cart is on a knockdown martin probably was holding that right they want to be hard
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oh don't you think martin is behind like way behind she clipped martin and left him in the dust
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your muffler's burning my chin it's burning me bad you guys anyone hear anything i hear an old man
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please i'm under your vehicle the undercarriage is singeing my old skin what are you doing under
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there you hit me yeah right every bone's done insurance damage to her car though i'm amazed a
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little bit but not as much there's the damage to rick's party store too it's a certain kind of
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living you know some people like cornflakes some people like the cool taste of vodka straight
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so um she was taken to the hospital for minor injuries they're waiting for walmart to give an
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estimate of the damage and also an inventory of all the items stolen from rick's she has no record
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she did have an arrest as a minor for an alcohol violation but no major records in branch county
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a couple of traffic violations too warrants for her arrest are pending right now so that's why she
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hasn't officially been arrested so no identification just her agency wow there's my wrist go ahead and
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slap them clean coppers yeah oh you're not arresting me all right i'm out of you
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no charges yet
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i hope poor martin's okay
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i don't know what his condition is yeah i'm dead
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i've died i died well into her visit to walmart no martin that's an insurance scam by that martin guy
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i'm a gross underneath my car i never hit him i'm gonna haunt that nasty bitch
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craziest morning ever
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