Buffalo Brenda

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Dave & Chuck the Freak asked listeners to share their irrational fears and were shocked by one woman who shared some creepy information about herself.

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00:00Our question for you now on Dave and Chuck the Freak is, what's your irrational fear

00:08and what started that?

00:10Kelly, what's your irrational fear?

00:13Oh, hi.

00:14Penis, balls.

00:15Penis, penis.

00:17Ball, penis, however it goes.

00:19Yeah.

00:20My irrational fear is people with dirty panties.

00:27Oh, my God.

00:28Poop in their panties.

00:30Yeah, yeah.

00:31I don't like to be around them.

00:32No, who does?

00:33I like that.

00:36Because you like what?

00:38Because I like it.

00:39Oh, wait a second.

00:40Wait a second.

00:41Right in the break.

00:43In the break.

00:44Emergency break.

00:45You want poopy panties.

00:49See, when I was a kid, my grandma wasn't very clean, and she left her panties in a bag.

00:56Yeah.

00:56I would always smell them.

01:01It's like, if you can't beat them, join them type deal.

01:05Yeah, so you would then poop your pants.

01:07Embraced poopy panties after that.

01:10Kelly, what's happened?

01:11No, it's just what she's into.

01:13And now that I'm older, I just, I love it, and, you know, I got to stay away from people

01:20that have it in, you know, that stink, because I like it.

01:23Because you want to smell it.

01:24Yeah, you want to get in there.

01:25Because I want to smell it.

01:26Yeah, you want to get right in there.

01:27Because it reminds you of grandma?

01:28I want to get right in there.

01:29Does it remind you of grandma?

01:31A little bit.

01:32It reminds me of my grandma, yeah.

01:34That's so wrong!

01:35No, it's what, girl, you know, I like the smell of lemon meringue.

01:40It reminds me of my grandma.

01:41I even have a story of when I was like 10 years old, my grandma, my grandma was a housekeeper.

01:49Yeah.

01:50And she pooped pants.

01:51Oh, she pooped them!

01:53Yeah, she pooped pants.

01:53And cleaning the house.

01:54Yeah.

01:55Yeah, and she put them in the back of the van, and they sat there for like two weeks.

02:00And I found them, and my uncle was in the front seat, and I took the panties, and I put

02:04them over his face.

02:08Wow, and how did he react to that?

02:11Oh, I got my butt beat real good.

02:13Oh, sure, yeah.

02:14I mean, you put poop on a guy, so.

02:17Oh, yeah, so I'm a sick pup, pretty much.

02:19Yeah!

02:20Yeah!

02:21Yeah!

02:22I've just determined my irrational fear is you now.

02:25You just have to strike your truck with something, babe.

02:27Dave, as long as you don't poop your pants any time this week.

02:30Yeah, is it just?

02:31That's a question, I guess.

02:33Is it just panties, or can it be any soiled undergarments?

02:37Oh, any soiled undergarments.

02:39Yeah, any kind of poop.

02:40Is that a fear?

02:42Is she afraid of what she might do if she's around someone who has done it?

02:47Yes, I'm afraid of what I might do.

02:50Yeah, yeah.

02:52She wants to get all up in it, like Play-Doh, just when you think you've heard it all.

02:55I even had a co-worker bring me a pair of her panties for my birthday last year.

03:02It was the best gift I ever had.

03:03Poopy panties?

03:04Oh, my God, yeah.

03:04I smelled a slight hint of something in them.

03:11Oh, wow.

03:12Yeah, yeah.

03:14Holy cow.

03:15Oh, yeah.

03:16That's a really creepy call.

03:18All right, Kelly.

03:19All right.

03:20Wow.

03:21Huh.

03:22Well, there you go.

03:23All right.

03:24Take care.

03:25Thanks.

03:25Call again.

03:26I'm just writing down the numbers so I can alert the authorities.

03:28That is the creepiest call that we've had.

03:31Second creepiest.

03:32You guys.

03:33You guys.

03:34I mean, this year so far.

03:36Probably here.

03:37Yeah, 2018 for sure.

03:39Definitely in this building.

03:41And it's really hard for a woman to be a creep.

03:43Yeah.

03:44But she's a vampire.

03:45That was the creepiest woman we've ever encountered here.

03:49Yeah.

03:49For sure.

03:50On the show.

03:51That is a winner of a creepy woman.

03:54You know what?

03:55Okay, here's the thing about this girl, okay?

03:57And she is just the first person.

04:01Well, she's not the first person, but she's one of a few people who have called in to admit

04:06what clearly is going on out there in the world because there's so much porn that involves

04:12this stuff that people are into it, guys.

04:18They're into it.

04:18They're into playing with it.

04:20They're into having it on them.

04:21They're into it.

04:22We usually don't hear the back story.

04:25No, you don't.

04:25Why?

04:26No, you don't.

04:26The origin story.

04:28The origin story is terrifying.

04:30Granny's poopy panties.

04:31Someone said, I think you guys just found Buffalo Brenda.

04:34We did.

04:36Hey, Brenda.

04:38Hey.

04:40I'm going to tell you a story about my grandma.

04:43Poopy panties.

04:43Yeah.

04:46What happened with your grandma?

04:48She pooped her panties and I like to smell them.

04:52That's horrible.

04:53Get out of here.

04:54You've even upset Buffalo Bill.

04:57You're sick.

04:58You're not going in the pit.

05:00You're sick, lady.

05:01Get out of my pit.

05:03You know, we've heard, obviously, this before, this whole, this scenario, but not in that

05:09way.

05:09And a woman and a backstory and the way that the whole thing.

05:14Yeah, the whole thing was a real sick puppy.

05:17I felt the same way as I do when there's turbulence on a plane.

05:21When that lady was going, you're buckling down.

05:23I was kind of like looking at Lisa.

05:24I hit my head on the chair next to me.

05:26That's how.

05:27Yeah.

05:27Like, Lisa.

05:28I did.

05:28My headphones, like, hit them.

05:30Dave stood straight up.

05:32Dave.

05:32Dave literally stood up at one point.

05:35He had to stand for some reason.

05:37I didn't know what was next, you know?

05:39Well, turns out.

05:41Yeah.

05:42Grandma was a housekeeper.

05:43Oh, God.

05:44And, uh...

05:46Oh, boy.

05:48That's all.

05:48And even the co-worker?

05:50The co-worker that got her panties is a birthday gift?

05:52What's that?

05:52Best birthday.

05:53What's that about?

05:54That I've ever had was when my co-worker bought me.

05:58I don't know, Lisa.

05:59I don't know.

05:59I'm taking my skin suit and I'm getting out of here because you're sick.

06:04All right.

06:04You're sick.

06:05Okay.

06:06Well, if you're going to leave, you mind leaving behind some of your...

06:09Hey, man, what the hell's wrong with you?

06:12It freaked Buffalo Bill out.

06:13Come on.

06:14Hide half me.

06:15Come on.

06:16Take a poop in those skin underwears.

06:18I'm just going to tuck my wiener and walk away.

06:22Nuts.

06:22Well, what are you doing with those skin underwear?

06:26Leave me alone.

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