Creepy Workers

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to call-in and share stories of creepy encounters they have had with workers who've entered their home.

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00:00now we've heard stories a few times from workers that have to enter people's homes

00:09and all sorts of craziness happens yeah they get hit on there's nudity there's all sorts of stuff

00:15we haven't heard it from the homeowner's perspective of the creepy people that have

00:21entered their home hopefully that's the minority right yeah hopefully these people are entering

00:28more creepy homes than it is creepy people entering homes right we're off to tampa now with scott scott

00:34have you had a creepy worker in your place yeah we had a guy come to paint a an addition and um we

00:42are uh we're getting ready to go out and get uh takeout chinese and we're like hey man it's late

00:47you want us to grab you something he's like absolutely hey can i use your bathroom absolutely

00:53go ahead we hear the freaking shower turn on what pardon me and he just proceeded to take a shower

01:01come out like like nothing happened so like you can't shower in my place yeah no you can't shower

01:08here you said you could use the bathroom dave please i guess we got to be specific at least

01:12it would call the police wow in her shower there's a man showering here did he come out he came out

01:20dressed though right like he didn't just come out in a towel or anything no no like like he was ready

01:26to go to dinner and i was like man we're just going to get takeout oh my god he thought you were

01:32inviting him to dinner with you so he freshened up wow that's even weirder yeah i'll go to dinner with

01:41y'all let me do uh gotta do my makeup and uh i'm gonna have to doll up a bit i'm gonna hop in the

01:49shower give my hair slick back uh i'll put on a uh like nice gold chain it'll be good

01:54you got a button up i can borrow hey i found some of your clothes i just threw them on i'm wearing

02:05your underwear i originally had none on yeah that was my work days give me

02:12threw those out i did a load of laundry you want us to grab me some chinese yeah i'll go shower

02:21up we'll go do that we'll have break some bread

02:24washed all my clothes in your laundry machine can you switch those to the dryer while i take a quick

02:33shower he just moves in yeah i'm going to dinner with y'all sure why not i did went ahead and put

02:40a sheets on that uh spare bed of yours so that i don't uh dirty them up when i sleep here

02:47fire up at netflix i'll make some popcorn

02:50i went ahead and set up a new password that we all know we did it all it's fine i've been downloading

03:00all kinds of things yeah so our painter just moved in with us it's super weird you guys

03:07he just came to paint we can't get him to leave then they like ask him so like when are you gonna

03:12finish painting goes oh i don't i don't paint for friends anymore you know we're friends we're

03:16friends that is business i don't mix i'll mix it too i know a guy i do know a guy i'm so glad y'all

03:25wanted to take me out to dinner so nasty you guys we're friends you sure i'm not a third wheel

03:30uh someone said had the pool guy go out behind my shed and drop a deuce but i caught him you

03:40caught him oh my senior dave what the hell senior dave i had to poop i didn't want to soil your

03:48beautiful outdoor bathroom you can't poop on my lawn senior dave i was going to pick it up

03:55come on dude what's the problem here what is the big deal your pool is a spotless you're pooping

04:01on my lawn everybody calm down everybody poops james makes a good point can't even imagine

04:07getting caught mid poop by a homeowner i'm like mid pinching off a loaf and dave comes around the

04:12corner this is not what it looks like you have to stay down you have to stay down can you just give

04:21me a minute to compose myself you gotta stay down you can't pop up like just the thought

04:29squatting right in mid deuce and dave turns the corner i'm using the uh like the pillow oh not the

04:38pillow the pool like sweeper thing to get the bugs off the top for balance you know like a trapeze

04:42artist yeah uh someone said i worked with a guy painting houses in the florida keys there's a

04:47community called ocean reef ton of rich people live there anyway so we're painting kathy lee gifford's

04:52house we're working in her bathroom this dude goes into her huge shower and finds a pubic hair by the

04:59drain he grabs it bare hand it holds it up and yelled dude it's kathy lee's pubic hair oh my god

05:07then he pulls off the plastic around his cigarette pack and puts it inside there and keeps it like it's

05:15a keepsake effing weird oh my kathy lee's pubes this here is the pubic hair of one kathy lee gifford

05:25i'll be honest i mean i bought some on ebay i did i bought some on ebay come one come all see the

05:32mystical red pubic hair straight from the delta of kathy lee gifford herself do the carpets match the drapes

05:42find out find out find out the five dollars come on look into the box

05:49for five dollars you can peer into this box have you stared at greatness you haven't till you've seen

06:00the pubic hair of kathy lee gifford straight from her immaculate palatial shower

06:07right from the drain not the treasure that you want to know no no no cigarette cell how long you

06:17think kathy lee's pubes are apparently pretty long and strong they don't just go down the drain

06:24they're long drain couldn't get it i see your problem here kathy lee this drain is uh done clogged up

06:33with all your pubes you have dance pubes there we go whole string full of that there's a lot of your

06:43pubic hair kathy lee you don't mind if i keep it through these start a traveling show go around

06:54kind of like a gypsy and just for five dollars i let people stare into a box just full of your pubes

06:59what do you think kathy this year at the texas state fair the gravitron the zipper and kathy lee's

07:06pubes yeah mysterious wise are they curly are they straight you for yourself they're over yonder

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