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  • 4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to share stories involving people who were arrested at work.

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00:00when was someone arrested at your work how did that play out um jason from chesterfield hi
00:15jason how are you i'm good how's it going guys we're doing good when was someone arrested at
00:19your workplace so i used to work at a restaurant over in roseville and uh the dishwasher used to
00:25sell weed one day these guys came in to buy weed off them they're selling the bathroom and he goes
00:30and grabs uh they try to rob him so he stabs him in the head with a fork he stabbed someone in the
00:35head with a fork there's a fork in my head maybe if they hit the right spot you're just like yeah
00:43i'm assuming that your skull maybe is hard enough to defend a fork but it would be like
01:00in the flesh you know like skull yeah maybe it's still not something to see no thanks
01:08bob from warren hi bob how are you good how you doing we're doing good when was someone arrested
01:13at your work well a bunch of us were standing around waiting to go to work and we're working
01:19with uh two puerto rican brothers well one's there the other comes pulling in
01:24so we're standing around and all of a sudden the helicopter starts flying towards us we're like
01:29jesus what's this about
01:30so there's like six of us standing there staring at this helicopter and the one brother turns to us
01:40and says i think they're looking for me he'll hear us be out there with ken just smoking i'm like oh
01:46the helicopter what's this about
01:51well i think they're here for me ken what did you do i bashed in someone's skull last night
02:00yeah i pancaked the front of their head
02:05he would do the shoulder
02:07you win some you lose some
02:12kid is that a helicopter
02:16yeah it's for me
02:18kill the guy
02:20you finally killed someone
02:22killed him dead
02:26oh my god
02:27uh it was over quick
02:29figured i'd come here i had things to do
02:31yeah you're trying to get the last couple promotions set up
02:34yeah i didn't want to leave you guys hanging
02:36i love you guys
02:38you're in the 12 days of riffmas
02:39yeah it's true
02:40it's true
02:41i didn't want to spoil riffmas
02:43just to let you know i'm not going without a fight
02:51yeah
02:52you want to see me take down a helicopter
02:54you totally could
02:58just clap onto it pull it down
03:00oh
03:02oh man
03:02how poor ken
03:03that's the day ken got arrested at work
03:05watch yourself
03:07uh vince from warren
03:08how you doing vince
03:09hey good how's she going hey
03:12how's she going hey
03:13when was someone arrested at your work
03:15uh well
03:17it wasn't actually work
03:19it was when i was in a high school
03:21it was
03:22i went to a uh
03:24alternative uh high school
03:27for troubled youth
03:28uh-huh
03:29um
03:30every morning there was this one kid
03:32um
03:33the macomb county sheriff's bus
03:35would actually drop this kid off
03:38uncuff him
03:39let him go to school with us
03:41end of the day
03:43i'll tell you
03:44if there's one kid who doesn't get messed with though
03:46it's the guy who steps off the prison bus every day
03:50yeah that's true
03:51no one would mess with him
03:52that's terence
03:53oh
03:54he's uh
03:55we don't know
03:56we're not even sure what he did
03:57he's in a general incident
03:58all we know is he sleeps that night in jail
04:01yes
04:02andy and chuck go to school with a guy that's dropped off in a jail bus
04:06i gave him all my lunch money yesterday
04:08hello too
04:09i'm so starving because of it
04:10i'm so starving
04:11i've been starving
04:12oh he's coming to his curse
04:13just look away
04:15just look away
04:15hey mother
04:16terence i'm so sorry
04:18where's my lunch money
04:19there you go terence
04:20everything i got
04:21all right
04:22this is true you ate somebody's liver
04:24you're damn right it's true i was hungry
04:26terence no
04:27i bet you got a fantastic liver
04:30oh it's probably delicious
04:31you're right
04:31i'm a fat useless bastard
04:33you don't mess with him
04:35no you don't
04:36you let terence be
04:37hey terence
04:37of course all the girls would be like terence
04:41oh my god
04:43terence
04:43at least i likes terence
04:44of course
04:45of course she does
04:46she's kissed him like 17 times
04:49of course i was bad like terence
04:52this is a strange one
04:54the chinese people who lived across the street from me ate birds
04:57one day the cops came and took them away
05:01found out they were running an illegal porn site
05:03and they were illegal immigrants
05:04never saw them again
05:06they were bird eating porn makers
05:08that is odd
05:12so birds of the neighborhood
05:15do you think they were eating the friendly birds of the neighborhood
05:17well you wouldn't say chicken
05:18you'd say chicken or turkey
05:19you don't say eight birds
05:21they got sparrow traps all over the backyard
05:24how are they catching all these birds
05:26i feel like a sparrow
05:28you're not gonna get much meat off that
05:29no
05:29unless you eat the whole thing
05:31you need like a parrot
05:32yuck
05:32you see like hot chicks and bird feathers
05:35hey man i've been hearing some weird noises over here
05:38you're not uh you're not
05:39you're not catching birds are you
05:41oh birds are tereshoes
05:44oh what's that uh what's on your computer there
05:46hey look away
05:48oh my what a nice camera set up here
05:51damn there are a lot of feathers around here
05:55like blackbird feathers
05:56what are you doing
05:57you want to eat a crow
05:58no
05:59oh tereshoes
06:00what's it
06:00whoa it's flying right there
06:02oh kill it
06:03kill it
06:04just let it out man
06:05oh kill it
06:06kill it
06:07that's a dinner for tonight
06:08you're a bird eater
06:10you're like a porn
06:11oh it's not that kind
06:13no
06:14you don't like what it means
06:16nope
06:17it's crazy
06:18it is crazy
06:19a lot of
06:20a lot of poop
06:21that's a weird neighbor
06:21it is
06:22a lot of poop
06:23let's go