Moms Getting Arrested

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to call-in and share stories about when their moms were arrested and one them involves jumping in the dolphin tank at Marine Land.

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00:00so we're wondering how was your mom arrested or almost arrested uh jay your mom almost got

00:13arrested uh my mom almost got arrested trying to beat the crud out of my aunt at christmas dinner

00:20um there's cheese all over the walls red wine everywhere pretty well knives in the walls

00:26knives knives in the walls oh my gosh what happened at christmas dinner that led to your mom and your

00:33aunt fighting like that we we just don't get along our both sides of the family like we just

00:39we stick to ourselves now you know that really sounds like any italian dinner just

00:43knives in the wall and then they all cry and make up at the end

00:49i haven't seen a lot of knives being thrown yet i've definitely seen some fights uh what about

00:57this one my mom got some fake boobs back in 98 we get pulled over as she's driving uh me and a buddy

01:06to hockey practice okay what you got in your shirt man next thing you know she's lifting her shirt

01:13how about you get me out of this showing the cop her new boobs you want to see a pair of new ta-tas

01:20trying to get out of the ticket i'll get like give you a little show

01:24i just wanted to go to hockey practice

01:27mom stop we thought she was going to jail

01:41the cop just gave her a warning and pretty sure his number imagine the friend of the the son how

01:49like oh my god what a ride to hockey practice that was like if my mom was driving chuck and i to

01:55hockey practice and my mom whipped her boobs out yeah i don't know i feel like uh you kind of know

02:02someone's mom yeah but it's still crazy i know it's still crazy i know it's still crazy bro your mom's

02:08a slut yeah exactly you know i'm like yeah hockey practice hey boys guess what

02:14i don't want to say dave's name but billy's mom's a slut she showed her boobs to the cops

02:20oh it would be everywhere that kid would tell everyone oh even just imagine being the kid

02:26who's in the back seat and you're like i am seeing my buddy's mom's boobs right now no that's nuts in

02:34itself right this is insane that's my my kid mine would have been blown oh can i come over after

02:40hockey practice every day mom's boobs you'd never stop hanging around that house well i have a feeling

02:46let's go over to billy's house his mom's sunbathing she might show us her knockers

02:49i think billy's mom is only a couple years away from railing half the

02:53probably yeah i know when i graduate i'm gonna nail billy's mom

02:58this guy said that his mom was arrested because in sixth grade he was the class clown

03:06and the teacher wasn't having any of it so the teacher grabbed him by the back of the neck

03:12and arm and threw him outside he went to the pay phone at the school called his mom

03:19she came to the school and beat the teacher's ass in front of the whole class wow she spent three

03:26months in jail for assault i mean i'm kind of split on that one oh my teachers my my teachers

03:33had the green light listen if you need to kick his ass you go right ahead you won't hear a beep from me

03:39you let me know if you kick his ass i'll kick his ass double because i got i got hit a few times

03:46but can't okay so now i'm putting myself in a parent's shoes if i found out that a teacher grabbed my kid

03:52by the neck and arm and tossed them outside you'd go dave hunter on that person well i'd have to

03:59storming up to that school depends it's because you have your kids you know if you had me as a kid

04:07yeah right oh yeah it's a lot different it's a lot it's a lot different yeah it's like you had to throw

04:14them out again you had to throw them out again too many times i was thrown out of a classroom

04:19yeah i guess you could understand that i chuck as a kid i was thrown out of a lot of classrooms

04:27yeah you're sweet kids they don't they don't yeah i have my own special spot in a lot of hallways

04:32school for my kids once so thankfully no but just i can't imagine you as a kid oh my god how bad you

04:39were you're a nightmare as an adult as a kid holy hell no good it would be no good talking about how

04:47your mom got arrested or almost got arrested ashley sent us an email to email at dave and

04:51check the freak.com she said our family trip to marine land in the 90s my mom jumped into the

04:57dolphin tank at marine land it was her dream to swim with the dolphins and to this day i remember

05:05seeing her being hauled off by the police i was nine at the time that's those moments like that

05:11will stick with you in your childhood oh my god when your mom with a head full of dolphin dreams

05:18gets arrested i don't know what the hell kind of story that is first thing you should talk about when

05:23you go to therapy yeah mom always said to chase your dreams that's true imagine she grabs you by the

05:30shoulders and she's like this is my dream you'll understand one day and then you know what at this

05:36point in my age you'd be like i understand now mom i now finally understand my mom jumping in that

05:41dolphin tank yeah what's james dolphin tank you know i want to know just nothing you would expect that

05:47never happened at any of the dolphin shows i worked at yeah no one ever jumped into the tank

05:52thankfully no crazy mom jumped into the tank how would you react dave if somebody crazy mom jumped in

05:56the dolphin tank when you were like doing a show oh well i'd be worried that they'd attack her

06:00really like because yeah if they feel threatened you know just from working with them they'd love to

06:06see dave for you they can get aggressive oh my god you stupid whore oh we got a whore in the tank

06:12there's awesome your mic is on dave the whole crowd can hear this plus she's taking away from his

06:19thunder you know like his show he's in the middle of a show bitch i'm in the middle of a goddamn show

06:26bitch this is fred flintstone sea circus bitch get someone get this whore out of the water your mom's

06:33a whore this never happens in the bedrock aquarium not on my watch there's he's berating this little

06:41child whose mom is being we had those like old school headphone microphones oh yeah the madonna

06:47the madonna right because we had to like hand out fish and stuff so i wouldn't have even known it was

06:53still live and i would have called her every name in the book yeah ruined your fred flintstone show

06:58oh my god ah you filthy whore you're a thousand whores

07:05oh my god well that would be dave's getting hauled off to jail after it yeah i probably would have i

07:14would have lost my job because i would have said a million horrible things it's the best dolphin

07:18attraction i've ever been to oh wow i'm coming back next year yep ah would have been quite a show

07:25weird

07:25no

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