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  • 5/14/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a viral video that was recorded by a family who discovered that the new Pope allegedly had some relations with their mom.

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00:00Son of a bee sting, Chuck! I know it was you that took my 5-Hour Energy spicy Cinco de Mango.
00:05You mean these? Of course I did. They're sweet, spicy, and a little unhinged, just like me.
00:10I'll have to get more at 5hourenergy.com. Use promo code DCTF for 20% off.
00:22Uh, okay. So, um, imagine your mom banged the Pope. She did.
00:28Okay. I'll say this. My mom was in Italy when she was in her 20s with her best friend.
00:35Well. She ran through a bunch of sailors, I believe.
00:38Yeah, you've talked about this often. I'd have to isolate what she was doing near Vatican City at the time.
00:46You think your mom may have had such a big pope? She got after it.
00:48There's a lot of nuns around there. Yeah, priests. It's crazy to say that so casually.
00:54It is. It is crazy, right? My mom ran through a bunch of sailors.
00:56She ran through. And let me just tell you that, so, she kept a diary, right? That's the whole thing of why I know this.
01:04Yeah. She kept a diary. Don't keep a diary, by the way. Okay? Don't.
01:09Don't. Because your kids are going to find it one day, and they're going to read it, and they're going to be like,
01:13What is this? What?
01:14And then they'll be on a radio show, and they'll tell people for years that he ran through a bunch of sailors.
01:18She was a sailor whore. Right. Right. Decades. Exactly. Decades.
01:23So, I would say that there's one line in it about her and her best friend, and they met a couple sailors, and they named their names.
01:33That's all that's in there. I have turned that with my mother into she banged every sailor in the whole port.
01:41And she knows about this. And she knows about this. And she thinks it's funny.
01:44I'm her son. Exactly. I'm her son.
01:46Her sense of humor is there. You know? And so, yeah. Did she run through a bunch of sailors? Probably a couple. Let's be honest.
01:54I don't know. You're young. Yeah. You fly over there.
01:59Who knows? But I cannot verify any Pope action.
02:04If you were young and went to Italy, you'd run through a bunch of sailors too, Charlie.
02:08I'd have sailors all around me. He still might. Yeah, I still might.
02:12Never say never. I still might.
02:15Yeah, you get it. I haven't been in Italy.
02:17You want to bang? Who knows? I heard it's just a...
02:20It's wild there. Yeah.
02:22Yeah. So, anyways, this couple here, well, not couple, but the family, they were waiting anxiously to find out who the new Pope would be.
02:33They were especially invested because their mom was with the Pope years and years ago.
02:43Hold on.
02:44I thought, like, one of the things about the Pope, like, you're not...
02:49I thought, like, to become a priest and everything, you, like, gave...
02:53You didn't do any of that stuff.
02:54Yeah, but can't you just then make that declaration, like, I'm 22 and I realize I want...
03:00He was involved in the church. I don't know. I don't know.
03:02See, I don't know what the... Yeah, I don't know what the deal on that was.
03:06I guess because I was in the Roman Catholic Church and I was an altar boy and there, believe it or not, this guy, there was a time where I was like, this priest stuff seems like a no-brainer.
03:18Why wouldn't you want to be a priest? And then...
03:24Okay, so maybe they're not saying they had sex. I just assumed.
03:28They call it a situationship.
03:32Okay.
03:32What does that mean?
03:33I don't know. I mean, to me, a situationship would be like a friends with benefits.
03:39This is what happens when you get an American Pope, right?
03:41Exactly.
03:42All this starts to go, wow. I had sex with the Pope.
03:46Uh-huh.
03:46So this is...
03:47Yeah, no one said that about any of the other ones.
03:49No.
03:49It's the daughter, son, and mom all FaceTiming each other waiting for this, the Pope announcement, and then they realize it's Bob who the mom has been with in some way.
04:01That's amazing.
04:02Here's how it played out.
04:06It's Bob. It's Bob Rebos. It's literally Bob Rebos.
04:09Yes. It's literally Bob.
04:13Mom's situationhip is the Pope of the Catholic Church.
04:17Oh, my God.
04:18My mom hooked up with the Pope.
04:20My mom hooked up with the Pope.
04:23My mom hooked up with the Pope.
04:26I mean, that's pretty clear to me. That's pretty clear to me.
04:29Hooked up means hooked up.
04:30Yeah.
04:30When she was 19, so he'd have to be around the same age, I would assume.
04:34And I do think it's just something you can just decide, I am celibate now. I'm not doing that.
04:40This is a choice I made.
04:41Well, if you take a vow, you've taken a vow of celibacy.
04:45You could be the Pope.
04:46Can I tell you? I've been the Pope for about three years.
04:50I have been the Pope.
04:52Pope Chuck?
04:53No problems here.
04:55I could be a Pope right now.
04:58No big deal.
04:58Not a big deal.
04:59That power is not meant for you.
05:00No thanks.
05:02That'd be too much for you.
05:03I'm good.
05:04I've had enough.
05:04But that's wild that your mom banged the Pope.
05:08Yeah.
05:08It's a weird time.
05:09The reactions seem legitimate, too.
05:11They seem like they're...
05:12They were anxiously awaiting a sheet.
05:14Okay, hold on.
05:17I think it's actually great news that the Pope...
05:22Has had sex.
05:23Bang that blonde lady.
05:24Yeah.
05:25I agree with you.
05:25That is fantastic.
05:26Right.
05:26Because it rules out other possibilities.
05:29It rules out other stuff.
05:31It sure does.
05:32Yeah, he's the Pope.
05:33I know, but I mean, like, listen...
05:35You don't want that to come out and be bad.
05:37I think two out of four priests I've known in my life had to get moved, if you know what
05:43I mean.
05:43Yeah, I know.
05:44So it's just...
05:45But not all of them are bad, so...
05:47No, not all of them are bad.
05:48How do you feel as a lady, you bang the Pope and then he goes celibate?
05:52That could be a good joke.
05:53Well, think about this.
05:55That's hilarious.
05:55You turned himself a bit.
05:56She's the best I've ever had.
05:57I don't need another one.
05:59Oh, yeah.
05:59I guess you could go that way, too.
06:01You could go...
06:01Yeah, you go either way.
06:02Yeah.
06:03That's it.
06:03I mean, I never thought of looking at it that way because, unfortunately, in my life,
06:09I have been with people and then they have decided, I now play for the other side.
06:14Yeah, you've turned ladies lesbian.
06:15And maybe, now, I need to think about it, where it's like, well, they had all that men...
06:21He was the best guy they could ever have.
06:22All that men could get them.
06:25I'm surprised that's not the way you've thought about it until now.
06:28It's impossible to have the skill set of mine and realize you're... and think you're
06:32killing it.
06:33So, I mean, that is...
06:36It's funny because I was talking with my mom the other day.
06:39They were always concerned about, you know, my overinflated ego.
06:43So...
06:43Yeah.
06:44And we all are.
06:46We've all been concerned about that.
06:47But I've always said, I've always said, listen, you know, like, yes, there's this ego thing
06:52that I have.
06:52A lot of it is probably like a projection thing.
06:54I'm like, there's no way I can be as bad as anyone could ever think and feel this bad
07:01about myself as a sexual being.
07:04You know what I mean?
07:05Yeah.
07:05It is...
07:05If I had a giant dong and was like a lady killer or whatever, it would be...
07:11There would be big problems.
07:14Things would be really, really bad.
07:16But luckily, you know, Heavenly Father up there took care of that.
07:21Yeah.
07:21Gave you a tiny dong and minimal sexual skills.
07:25Yes.
07:25Thank you, Lord.
07:27Thank you, Pope.
07:28Let him know.
07:29So, in case you're just joining us, this family found out as they announced the Pope that
07:33their mom had banged the Pope.
07:35That is incredible.
07:35It's Bob Rebos.
07:36It's literally Bob Rebos.
07:38Yes.
07:39It's literally Bob.
07:42Mom, what do you mean?
07:43You're the Pope of the Godly Church.
07:45Oh, my God.
07:47My mom hooked up with the Pope.
07:50I mean, that is insane.
07:52I love it, though.
07:53I love it.
07:54It's great news, guys.
07:55It is great news.
07:56That's some of the best news out of the Pope world that I've heard.
08:00It makes him more normal.
08:01He's just more of like a normal guy, right?
08:03He's the Pope, but he's a Chicago guy who loves the Sox.
08:08Yeah, he's a White Sox fan.
08:10Right.
08:11You know, he's obviously for the underdog.
08:16It does make me feel better about him.
08:18Yeah.
08:19You know?
08:19Oh, my God.
08:20That is hilarious.
08:21I mean, okay.
08:22So, truthfully, how much is she going to make off this?
08:27Because wouldn't you want to hear the whole story?
08:29Oh, my goodness.
08:30Yeah.
08:30Wouldn't you want to hear the whole story?
08:31The mom, maybe she'll be a lady or not.
08:34I don't think she won't.
08:35Maybe she'll be a lady or not.
08:36I can't write about the part.
08:38His brothers, though, are on the news every day still.
08:40I know.
08:41Talking about how he used to steal from them.
08:44And I'm like, oh, don't tell the Pope secrets.
08:46Oh, I thought I heard the one brother in Florida was going to tone it down a bit.
08:50I just read that this morning.
08:51Oh, really?
08:51And he was like, I'm going to take it down a little bit.
08:53He probably has.
08:54I'm sure the cat's like, no way, no way.
08:58Yeah, a couple of cardinals showed up on his front step.
09:01I don't know.
09:05I love hearing this kind of stuff because, like you said, he's just a normal.
09:11I can't remember if he's the oldest brother or whatever he is.
09:13But that means, you know, if you're an older brother, wherever you're the youngest.
09:16Oh, you're the youngest.
09:17So you've just you've gone through it.
09:19You're the youngest.
09:20You're the Jason of a family.
09:23Right.
09:24Older brothers just pounding you to oblivion.
09:27And and of course, the only way you could probably get back at them, like my younger
09:31brother stole a lot of my G.I.
09:33Joe stuff back in the day.
09:35And that was upsetting.
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