Mom Hires Stripper for Son!?!

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Dave & Chuck the Freak react to a mom's 18th birthday present gone wrong, and then hear from our listeners about the most embarrassing things their parents have done.

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00:00here is the unfortunate moment that a mother who thought I guess she was being cool hired a stripper

00:18for her son's 18th birthday but it's so embarrassing that the kid doesn't even know where to look here

00:30it's exactly how my son would be acting like a total moron

00:42she's just a cake right now yep with 18 on top blow out the candle he's wishing for a stripper

00:54there we go made his wish she has him close his eyes

01:00here comes your cousin oh my god oh my god no oh my god no no that is oh no she didn't really pick a

01:15good one holy hell on earth that is bad the mom was doing like strip club dj work she was like give

01:20it up for natasha she was she was

01:26that is very strange people were torn as to whether this mother was the best

01:34or just embarrassing i just i feel like if i did this for my son

01:39he would just eventually like maybe not right away but like 20 years later after he's gone to therapy

01:46about all the stuff he would be like yeah that's like the one time when my dad got that stripper

01:52for me he thought it would be a good idea but it wasn't um chris with us next hi chris uh not so much

02:00my parents this was my grandmother i graduated high school seven years ago at a little party with my

02:06buddies and at the end she decided to come out wearing this feathery i don't know if you call

02:14a scarf thing grandpa hold on grandma grandma his grandma had a grandma like a feather boa

02:20yep yep and she proceeded to come out in front of the house this is in the front yard

02:26and proceeded to give me a lap dance in front of all my she's her grandma the dirty old bitch

02:31that's your grandma

02:33what she is who would think of doing that to their grandchild's birthday or graduation

02:42i don't know chris yeah you didn't just let it happen right

02:46i mean uh what was i supposed to do he did he did he what are you gonna do throw that bitch off

02:52you don't let it happen it's your grandma i was too embarrassed to move i didn't know what to do

02:58i get it i'm with him i understand oh my god what's he supposed to do has she always been just like a

03:05horny bitch probably i mean i wouldn't go that far but i have a wild family okay yeah my grandmother

03:13is currently on her fourth marriage yeah so she yeah yeah i mean sure starting to add up sure i guess

03:22a bit more but holy hell chris that's the worst graduation party i ever heard of can't throw your

03:27grandma no you can't ashley how are you i'm good how are you the most embarrassing thing your parents

03:33did they came to one of my volleyball games when i was in high school and about halfway through they

03:38disappeared um they got caught having sex in one of the stairwells by one of the janitors

03:43oh my god your parents were banging in a stairwell at your volleyball game they got called out and

03:51everyone knew who it was it was just it was it was rough it was really rough

03:56i feel so bad for you as that is i've been to a lot of volleyball tournaments and it's not something

04:03you'd ever want to see daryl is with us next daryl most embarrassing thing your parents did

04:08oh my dad he used his name is dave and we used to have a pool and between my teens and my early 20s

04:16he used to cut these jean shorts and he would call them his davy dukes davy dukes i gotta get davis

04:23out of these yeah i don't need those his davy dukes and he would come out and he would

04:30oil himself up he didn't care if we had friends over he didn't care if the neighbors were out

04:35and he was just he's hairy as all heck oh it it was the most disturbing thing you could imagine

04:42that sounds gorgeous no every year he would make a new pair of his davy dukes and yeah he swore by

04:49those things well thank god then chuck you gave that up because you wore those for a while that's

04:54true now i just buy them short but you did retire someone said for new year's eve my parents got us

05:00tickets tickets for them my aunt and uncle and my husband and i to see the slut cracker what is that

05:07what the hell is that it seems like the nutcracker but possibly with like topless women or strip show

05:14or something what is the slut cracker summerville massachusetts i mean it came right up dude yes it's

05:23burlesque version of the nutcracker yes it seems it's boston's annual adults only tradition the

05:32slut cracker returns for holiday fun the burlesque version of the nutcracker is inclusive hilarious

05:40and showcases the talent of people from every walk of life body type and kink get your coats on we're

05:46going to see the slut cracker dad come on we've already seen it three times uh april's next hi april

05:56most embarrassing thing your parents have done hello um when i was uh 21 i was getting ready to get

06:03married and we were decorating the hall and the day before i had come in to see how it looked and

06:10everything and right up above our table the reception table for my husband and i to sit um right

06:16up above us in the balloons was pictures and the main picture she had put up there was a picture

06:21of me having my first daughter and it was literally a picture from down there of her crowning it was

06:28like me in full bloom and her coming out a head coming out of your area yes and my mom tried to argue

06:37that it was art but i was so embarrassed i made her take it down finally after arguing let her a bit

06:44she thought it was beautiful and i didn't want everybody to see my parts yeah no it could it's

06:49maybe it is beautiful to a mom you know it might what was this on it was on a it was at her uh wedding

06:56it was on balloons it was on a balloon yeah display a big uh yeah because you pop it picture of it

07:01oh yeah you start you start you start yeah yeah i'd be like one of those carny games where i'm firing

07:20knives at the balloons i got my my own darts yeah i got the dart gun yeah i got the dart gun you should've

07:28you should've down the ones i didn't like

07:30yeah all right well all right april yeah no that's not great thank you so much great

07:40that's not great it's a wild it's a wild wedding when the mother of the bride

07:47her mom was like it's art yeah relax it's art it's gorgeous look at you that's uh that's my grandbaby

07:59coming out

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