Peep Show: Moose Attack

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man who was attacked by a moose after trying to take pictures of it's newborn babies. Then, discuss how some animal parents in the wild leave their babies to some intense situations.

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00:00I'm sure if you stumbled across some little baby moose calves, it'd be hard not to want

00:21to take a picture.

00:22I'm sure they're cute, right?

00:23They've got to be cute.

00:24They've got to be.

00:25They've got to be cute.

00:26Everything little is cute.

00:27Yeah.

00:28Yeah.

00:29I think they're still pretty big.

00:30I was going to say they're little, but they're the size of us.

00:32Yeah.

00:33Like, look at these little.

00:34Yeah.

00:35I mean, they probably look like Dave walking around all wobbly.

00:39How am I wobbly?

00:40You know, tall, long legs.

00:42Jesus.

00:43Unsure of themselves.

00:4570 year old guy who was out hiking.

00:51Oh, no.

00:53Was attempting to take photos of two newborn moose calves.

00:58Oh, no, no, no.

00:59Moose calves.

01:00As angry as a mom gets.

01:01Common sense.

01:02Yeah.

01:03Mama moose kill you.

01:04Oh, God.

01:05And then mom turned the corner.

01:08I think my hearing aids are on the fritz.

01:21I haven't heard this sound before.

01:23Maybe that's his friendly noise.

01:25Hey, bud.

01:26Oh, you hope.

01:31Yeah.

01:32They don't have a friendly noise.

01:33No.

01:34When you're messing with their babies, they're not friendly.

01:36No.

01:37They're not friendly when you keep a distance.

01:39Yeah, true.

01:40That's right.

01:41The moose apparently didn't take a shining to him.

01:46She had her way with that man.

01:48Yeah.

01:49Sexually?

01:50No, not sexually, you weirdo.

01:52She just apparently attacked him for quite some time.

01:59Yeah.

02:00Yeah, clobbered him.

02:01My legs are powder now.

02:03You survive?

02:04I can't imagine.

02:06Dave.

02:08I mean, listen, you can't get stomped for hours by a moose and live.

02:15You can't.

02:17No one can.

02:18You could get kicked one time.

02:21You don't even have to be a doctor to know that.

02:23Nope.

02:24I have no medical training.

02:26I've got zero.

02:27What happened to him?

02:29He was stomped for hours by a moose.

02:31Oh, so he's dead.

02:32He died, right?

02:33Yes.

02:34Hours?

02:35Stomped for hours.

02:36They believe it was quite a long time.

02:38Oh, gosh.

02:39Yeah.

02:42Horrible.

02:43Well, I mean, yes, but you have to know.

02:46If you're 70, don't hike.

02:47No, I can't.

02:48Well, don't try to take pictures of the babies.

02:50That's it.

02:51You see babies of anything.

02:52Get the hell out of there.

02:53You have to.

02:54You got to get away.

02:56But I think there's a lot of people that don't understand like just how much of a killer like a moose is.

03:03I think they think they're like deer, right?

03:05They're like triple or quadruple the size of a deer and much more aggressive.

03:11And they want to stomp you for hours.

03:13No, they do.

03:14They do.

03:15They do.

03:16They do.

03:17They do.

03:18Have like 10 minutes.

03:19You walk back over and just give him another one.

03:24You know?

03:25He was already gone.

03:26He was already stomp.

03:28Yeah.

03:31That's a bit overhead.

03:34I'm in the home stretch now

03:37I mean you just hope

03:42That you step right on my head

03:44Like a few times

03:45Don't step everywhere else

03:47Don't give me a fighting chance

03:50That's my leg

03:53My other leg

03:55Just one little picture

03:58Yeah I mean I'd be pushing my skull under

04:01Right

04:02Like we're staring at a moose right now on our screen

04:05And he looks like fun

04:07He looks like he's a cool guy

04:08So you go near his babies

04:10No any babies in the wild

04:14You just can't be

04:15If you stumble across

04:17Like look at that

04:20Just the other day

04:21The woman who had the baby bears

04:23You know

04:24Mama's nearby and mama will kill you

04:27You know the worst moms in nature are bunnies

04:31Are they

04:32The bunny moms

04:33Because they just like put them not far in the ground

04:36And they're like in the middle of lawns

04:39Because they just don't care

04:40There was a nest in my yard with a dog

04:42Like they just don't

04:42They're so dumb

04:43Yeah I know you're right

04:44They put them in the worst places

04:46Remember what happened during my ride on war accident

04:49Yes and it's happened at my house too

04:51And I'm like you just

04:51You just put your babies right in the middle of a lawn

04:54Yeah

04:54And then

04:55And then they only come back like twice a day

04:58And like feed them

04:59Like for a few minutes

05:00That's it

05:01That's all they do

05:01They're not real hard workers

05:03Where's she at?

05:04All the time

05:05Do you know why?

05:05She's nearby

05:06They must because they have

05:08They're trying to protect I guess

05:09Next time I see one

05:10I'm going to be like

05:10You're neglectful

05:11You're a bad mother

05:14You're a neglectful mother

05:16Chastise it a little bit more

05:21Get out of here you rabbit

05:23You horrible mom

05:26Get your babies out the lawn

05:28You only check on them twice a day

05:30Yeah

05:31And our old house

05:32It was right in the middle of our lawn

05:33And in our new house

05:34We've had them too

05:35Right in the middle of our lawn

05:36Yeah

05:36Exactly right

05:37Yeah

05:37This was in the woods

05:39In our house

05:40But I'm still like

05:40There's a big white dog here

05:42Why?

05:43Just over the fence

05:44And you'd have been fine

05:45Yeah like

05:45Skelthi area

05:46Skelthi area

05:47Skelthi area

05:48Just like

05:48This should be cool

05:49I'll check on you guys

05:50In like a few hours

05:52I think everything should be okay

05:55I'm going to the grocery store

05:57There is a giant creature over there

05:58That looks like it'll kill all of us

06:00You know what

06:00I'll just

06:01I'll put in a few

06:02Some grass

06:03Yeah we'll put some grass over there

06:04Grass on top of it

06:05Nobody will be any wiser

06:06It's not like you're gonna hop around

06:07It's just enough to hide you

06:09From those killer blades

06:10Every once in a while

06:12A giant murder machine

06:14Comes through

06:14And you guys

06:16Kills y'all

06:16You're gonna have to learn to be fast

06:17You're gonna have to learn to be fast

06:20Cause those things

06:21I guess

06:22Listen

06:23Lise

06:24I think the point is

06:25If as humans

06:27We had like

06:2860 babies in our lifetime

06:30What's 12 of them

06:32Right

06:32We've had 60 of them

06:34We have 60 of them

06:36Try and give them a good shot

06:37They don't all make it

06:39Do you see how deep the hole is

06:40It's not even that deep

06:41I feel like they just pat down

06:42The grass a bit

06:43Yeah and then they're like

06:44Well let me put some hair

06:44On top of it

06:45Yeah

06:46Put some hair over here

06:47That'll be good

06:48That's it

06:48That's enough

06:48That's gotta be enough

06:49That'll be enough to protect

06:51All these babies

06:52Yeah

06:52From the world

06:53Kinda hope no one noticed

06:57Yeah that and turtle too

07:00Like turtles

07:01They just pop out their eggs

07:02And then they're like

07:03Alright

07:03Hope you make it out of here

07:05Yeah they don't give an F

07:06Mom will never see you again

07:09That's it

07:10All the best in the world

07:11And you're gonna live 150 years

07:13Without a mother

07:15Yeah

07:15Always looking for their mom

07:16Right

07:17She said she'd be here

07:20The travels they have to take

07:26From when their egg cracks open

07:27To get in the water

07:29And avoid birds and crabs

07:30Oh yeah that sucks

07:31That's a lot

07:32When they make it

07:33It's a miracle

07:33I love the idea

07:34Of going on a boat tour

07:36Where they're gonna show you

07:37Some of those tortoises

07:38Or whatever

07:38Those big ass turtles

07:39And you just chastise it

07:41For it's lack of motherhood

07:42Right

07:42Just abandon your children

07:44In front of me

07:44You abandon them

07:46Oh my god

07:47What's he saying

07:48To that poor turtle

07:49Cause it'd be all old people

07:51You'd really throw them

07:52For a loop

07:52I do feel bad

07:53For those baby sea turtles

07:54That after they like

07:55Wake up

07:56And they're like

07:56Life

07:56Oh god

07:58No

07:59Oh god

08:00Run

08:01Run

08:01Yeah

08:02It is

08:03It's just a dash for life

08:04Right

08:05There's like birds

08:06Like swooping in

08:07Taking them

08:07Oh they can't wait

08:08Larry

08:08Yeah

08:10No we lost Larry

08:13No

08:15No

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