Aggressive Goose Attack

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an aggressive goose that is attacking people in a New Jersey diner parking lot when they get too close to his mate and babies.

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00:00I love this story right here because this goose has impeccable taste as where he's shopping.

00:11So there's a goose in New Jersey that's causing problems because he's attacking everybody in

00:16the parking lot of the Coles. On the attack, a goose has been dive-bombing anyone who gets

00:23too close. New Jersey reporter Anthony Johnson found out why he's in such a grumpy mood.

00:28This is not a video game. This is the true definition of an angry bird. And there he is.

00:35All you have to do is start to walk a little bit closer to the nest and he starts to pay

00:39attention. He's watching over his mate for life. Don't get caught getting too close to a nesting

00:45mother goose because dad is in a fighting mood and he watches over his moon. Male Canada geese are

00:52known to be aggressive this time of year because they're protecting their eggs. He's like,

00:57a guy doing that.

00:59They'll clam on you and you'll have a black and blue mark that will last for a month or so.

01:05Look at this guy.

01:05The male is always on watch, always on the prowl. Some people like to test fate, but there

01:11is no backing down for this waterfowl. He keeps a focus on his future and is ready to attack

01:17at a moment's notice. Just like, like us.

01:20He's got a gold chain and a mustache. He's kind of an expert.

01:22I'm the local Jersey goose expert.

01:24And we would do anything in our power to protect them. It's the same thing.

01:26Over the weekend, this male protector knocked one man down when he inadvertently came too

01:32close to the nest. The bird started pecking away at his face and left the victim with bruise

01:37marks. I can't even imagine.

01:38The people there, they protect the guy because they're making a lot of damage. Wait a sec.

01:45I got to go back because I don't even know what was even said.

01:48He was speaking English.

01:49I don't even know. Wait a sec.

01:51I don't even know.

01:52There's another guy with a mustache. They found the owner of a greek restaurant or something.

01:56Let's see what you have to say.

01:58With bruise marks.

01:59Good thing the people there, they protect the guy because they're making a lot of damage

02:06to him.

02:07They can do a lot of damage to him.

02:09And so he will watch over...

02:10The bottom line is I think that man's very upset that the goose is in the parking lot

02:14of the restaurant.

02:16Some of these dudes, like that guy's right from the old counter. He's like,

02:19Just let me chop its head to clean off. I've got the bigger giant cleave. I don't want

02:23to cook it up.

02:24People worry about this goose.

02:26Kill it.

02:27Snap neck, grab and make a swing.

02:31Let's just put it out of its top of misery.

02:34Which could run anywhere from 20 to 25 years.

02:37The male doesn't stray too far away.

02:39Get out of there, old man!

02:41Help! Help!

02:43Help!

02:45It looked like Barry's...

02:47It looked like Bernie Sanders!

02:50Hold on, go back.

02:52Hold on.

02:53That looked like Bernie Sanders.

02:55Oh no!

02:56I dropped my slacks!

02:58Oh my...

03:00Here he comes, here he comes.

03:02Here he comes.

03:03Stop it!

03:04I just want to get to my Subaru!

03:14Please!

03:15Oh my god!

03:16I'm not as quick as I was!

03:18I just wanted to buy some maroon shirts!

03:21I just wanted to go to Kohl's!

03:22I just wanted to go to Kohl's!

03:23I just wanted to get some snacks!

03:24Let the old man go buy some novelty tees and comfortable pants!

03:28Look at that getting novelty tees there!

03:29There's a loose...

03:30Bernie Rod Mike!

03:31It's so funny because it looks so much like Bernie Sanders!

03:32It really does!

03:33It really does!

03:34It really does!

03:35It really does!

03:36It really does!

03:37What is he doing in Jersey at Kohl's?

03:38I don't know!

03:39I'm here to remind you not to mess with upset aggressive geese!

03:43Oh my god!

03:44Jersey goose!

03:45You just wanted comfortable slacks!

03:47My favorite is they always keep shooting to the female goose there and she's like get

03:56him baby!

03:57Oh yeah!

03:58Yeah!

03:59She's got a tough one!

04:00She's got like a tough one!

04:01That old guy did a cartoonish escape!

04:04Help!

04:05Help!

04:06Were they doing this for the news?

04:07I think they were!

04:08They just set them up!

04:09They're like hey man!

04:10Can you run through this?

04:11It seems like it!

04:12Even the first guy!

04:13Hey you go over to that corner over there and see what happens!

04:15Imagine if they just put something down on the ground and they're like excuse me sir!

04:23Can you go over there and grab that paper?

04:26Oh yeah!

04:27The $5 bill over there!

04:28Oh $5 bill!

04:29Yeah you can keep it!

04:30You can keep it if you grab it and you can use it at Kohl's!

04:35I got a coupon!

04:36Kohl's coupon!

04:37Kohl's cash!

04:38They got the Kohl's cash!

04:39They got the Kohl's cash!

04:42And he almost dies!

04:44Yeah!

04:45I thought that they had just set it up and that he was like going about his old man business

04:49and they were just secretly watching this guy do what the news!

04:52They might be doing that!

04:53I don't know!

04:54If you want to see Bernie Sanders get attacked by the goose!

04:56Not really Bernie Sanders!

04:57But it's Doppelganger!

04:58You can find the video posted over at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com

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