Don't Be A Stupid B!t*h

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a viral video involving a tourist at Yellowstone National Park getting way too close to a bison with their child and how they could stop people from engaging in this risky behavior.

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00:00now another idiot tourist at yellowstone this woman not only endangered herself but let her

00:14child get near a bison oh wow and thank god that bison was okay with it yeah he was cool that day

00:23absolutely because it could have went really really bad and again everything on my computer

00:28has reset itself so we're just gonna that's fine we're fine with it here here's in the park we've

00:33been watching the turns of yellowstone for the past couple years and thought there's just no way

00:37people do this in person and sure enough we were witnessing it as live as life could be it's an

00:43alarming sight happening more and more often tourists walking right up to adult bison and

00:49other large animals in yellowstone national park rob and jennifer gunderson tell me they were

00:54celebrating their anniversary when they were visiting the park and captured this dangerous

00:59interaction shocking honestly it was shocking i didn't i can understand if you want to go up and

01:07think you can get close to a bison but to bring a small toddler thankfully that family walked away

01:13unharmed but that's not always the case on tuesday a tourist from new jersey was gored by a bison

01:19after he and others got too close to the animal a sad reminder of the very real dangers of getting

01:25too close to large wildlife according to colorado parks and wildlife bison can grow up to a thousand

01:31pounds and 10 feet long the national park recommends stay at least 25 yards away and take in their beauty

01:39from a safe distance there's signs everywhere but yet nobody pays attention to them let alone

01:45you know like i said i i get it as an adult you're thinking oh it won't happen to me but you're

01:52gonna do it with your kids you know that that's what really dumbfounded us on all of it i love rob

01:59and jennifer yeah like why exactly did they reach out to them i don't know because they took the they

02:05recorded oh okay i i just thought they were like we need to find a random couple that was willing to

02:10comment on the bison situation i was like i don't know why we've reached out to them

02:15no rob and jennifer gunderson recorded it on his cell phone now makes some sense and therefore

02:20they were that makes a little bit more looks like a younger kenny rogers and his hefty wife

02:25yeah speaking on what happened there yep she makes me start to dislike the wolf cut on a woman but

02:32yeah i mean it's i'm not there yet so don't worry

02:38taking your kid to see a bison come on i just okay we've never been dumber right we all know

02:48we've never been dumber stupid bitch like yeah people do no people do the whole like every time

02:54there's a video of someone getting gored there's always a someone there that is like you stupid

03:00i would i want to be that person there's always a dave there is what i wanted to say stupid bitch

03:06yeah like they're always being yelled at and then the worst just to shock them so they'll be like oh

03:11i am a stupid bitch always ignore that person they always ignore that person and i mean i guess it's

03:18just the times we live in like you worry about you i'll worry about me and my child right and i'm

03:25gonna walk right up to the bison and my child to have this experience you know and newsflash the

03:31kid won't even remember that he went to this place no not at all you're not creating any memory at all

03:38even jennifer said the like bad advice she said that you should walk up to the bison as an adult

03:43right that's wrong that's wrong like i said so even rob and jennifer don't know they don't know

03:48stupid bitch jennifer yeah don't say that

03:52you too rob yeah they were both stupid bitches about that they were like as an adult we get it

04:01no that's stupid well number one spinal fracture here's the other thing i go to yellowstone i'm not

04:08gonna try and touch a buffalo or whatever but then and i've got maybe some young kids and then they

04:14watch a buffalo rip your guts out and spew them all over the ground that's a hell of a memory to uh

04:22thank you so much adult who wanted to go and touch the buffalo rip your guts out is great well i mean

04:29that's what they want to do horn right at the yeah oh my god yeah yeah their horns are smaller than

04:36like one of those vicious bull horns but they will they'll kill you yes they will tear you up yeah

04:43woman from last year she had a spinal fracture due to a trip to yellowstone it's just so dumb like

04:50we're so dumb well you go to the zoo and no party thinks i'm gonna jump over the fence and get close

04:56to the end there are some but this is like a wild i know thing exactly i think you deserve it i think

05:04so too oh no you're that stupid i'm fine sorry i'm fine rip your guts out go ahead if you're that

05:10dumb just don't put like kids in harm's way oh of course right yeah don't be that stupid might not

05:16be the worst thing but still rob and jennifer yeah i'm just i literally just thought they called

05:23random people and were like hey uh have you ever been to yellowstone yeah yeah instead of you know

05:30like smoky the bear i'll just step up and be you know oh don't be a stupid bitch yeah i would love

05:36that bear to be walking around that just calls people stupid yeah don't be it they we need it

05:42more than ever now we really do like hey don't go in that uh you know boiling yeah that's a geyser

05:48you'll stupid bitch you'll burn your skin off yeah you'll be a pile of bones you stupid bitch

05:54we need you would be so busy oh i couldn't bear you couldn't they'd be like oh my god some idiot

06:01you'd be just running running running in your bear suit disappear oh yeah yeah i would yeah i

06:08couldn't handle it after a while no but like somebody would do something yes oh you think you

06:12take me out for calling them a stupid bitch find a floating bear suit in one of those in one of those

06:16ponds a pile of bones i'm boiling you stupid bitch we just thought it'd be funny we just thought

06:26it'd be funny we threw the bear in there

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