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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about hitchhiking and the caller segment goes off the rails.

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00:00these days you could be killed after being picked up by someone who even texts and drives
00:14in a new poll only 11 of people say they've hitchhiked or would do it again why would you
00:22ever i think these days it's you know in the like uber now a lot like uh uh my first girlfriend's
00:29grandma she used to hitchhike constantly but that was like a whole different time right yeah i mean
00:34like it was like people did that like all the time i guess but now you just definitely get murdered or
00:39taken or yeah one of my friends moved out to colorado and she was like this is what they do
00:47all the time hitchhike they would hitchhike from small town to small town just like that's and i
00:55was like you are insane yeah i would never you are insane she's like it's just what everyone does
01:01out here i'm like are you serious okay of all the people on the show i'm gonna say most likely to
01:06have hitchhiked court court court yeah we don't even it's not even close maybe i have yeah yeah i figured
01:13what was the experience and what uh sexual favors did you have to perform on people just hand stuff
01:19no we were in ireland and we we met some people and we instead of taking the train from dublin to
01:27galway we hitchhiked with these swedish guys yeah if you can find a carload of swedish guys
01:35and it went okay it went very smooth yeah did they speak english yes broken okay enough where we we made
01:47it so it was not just you alone though no me and my brother and then some guys we met at the hostel
01:52well and i even think that sometimes someone might get in someone's car with no real intent on
01:57murdering but then they realized they they might realize well i think i can rob this person yeah i
02:04think i can rob this person and then you get robbed hitchhiking was before cell phones you know
02:10yeah technology where you can well i don't think owning a car was as common as it is now and stuff
02:16like that so many things changed um kevin from baltimore said i hitchhiked one time to buy crack
02:22and i asked them to hold on when i ran into the alleyway real quick when i got back they knew
02:27exactly what i was doing and they wouldn't let me back in the car well i mean that's nice for them to
02:32even just stick around and let you know that they're not you know like yeah we know you're buying crack so
02:37you can't come back in here uh surprise didn't just take your crack uh josh is with us next hi josh
02:43hello josh are you there i think josh fell down a hole that's fine you know we'll just give up on
02:53josh i'm fine with it craig yo how you doing
02:58oh my dear god i can't craig
03:03i want all the calls to do this now can we get four or five in a row like this
03:09no no no it's not working it's really not working
03:16is it our end it's not no no that's uh that's called cell phone technology
03:22yeah it's terrible oh you finally hit a good cell okay craig so i understand you have a very
03:28interesting hitchhiking story dear god please let it be yeah when i was uh younger i just went to
03:34jackson hole to snowboard every day and uh i lived outside of town and i'd hitchhike every day and
03:40harrison ford picked me up one day i couldn't believe it it blew my mind what
03:46well don't get in a plane yeah no harrison ford picked you up yeah it wasn't in the cessna though
03:52no how long ago was this uh this was about 90 in the 90s you said in the 90s in the 90s
04:02harrison ford was just cruising around picking people up yeah he might actually can you see that i can see
04:07that sure i can see that yeah it was wild i i just couldn't believe it i didn't know what to say
04:12you know but yeah it's hard to believe lisa's calling bs craig lisa's just by the way you sound
04:20prove it to believe prove it yeah you can't there's no way this car is real i can tell you that
04:26all right i do like the idea of him doing that though but i can see him doing that we got a call
04:34i think we got another call oh do we hey uh hi you're on with dave and chuck the freak
04:39hi hello
04:41hey there we're talking about hitchhiking are you there
04:45hi what
04:48is this jim
04:50jim you've got a story
04:53jim is your is your phone okay
04:59jim all right we're gonna have to oh wait he's there jim
05:07no no
05:09he's gone
05:12it's exciting radio
05:15i wonder why people are turning it off
05:19oh my god oh well goodness gracious holy cow huh ready to turn it off uh let's go to matt
05:30matt who's with us hey how are you
05:33hey uh i'm good how are you doing all right what's your hitchhiking story playlist on
05:39uh my name my name's uh matt yeah no i can't i'm sorry i can't okay all right i said hey matt how
05:48are you i'm good how are you he was probably nervous yeah the people talking on a you know
05:54unsuccessful morning show
05:57what are you about to do dave well okay yeah lisa bg's my because i just want to kill myself
06:09this listener said my aunt hitchhiked from michigan to florida following the bg's
06:17because one of the guys in the bg's had just broken up with their girlfriend and she thought she
06:25could get with him i mental illness okay rampant yeah yeah yeah 60s yeah i mean i guess it's just
06:33been it's been around forever i don't know i mean there was real one ugly bg they're all not
06:39lookers no everybody looked like them in the 70s too yeah it was a bad time like every fellow
06:44real bad it was like the worst profession that one in the end is just look at him
06:51that's the only one you have chance with anyone has a chance with that guy but i'm not sure how
06:57many they all are really you gotta aim higher when you're trying to stalk somebody were the bg's into
07:04ladies i don't know i don't know i don't know anything probably i really have no idea whatever
07:10happens happens type of thing i don't know give a hair like a lion and you could be into ladies but
07:15yeah look at this guy oh i don't know how everybody wasn't bummed out when they'd walk into a room
07:21oh god it's the bg's yeah it's these guys oh yeah jesus huh man anything here i love watching how
07:32they used to like figure out how to make a music video though like it's great they're like put the
07:36light behind them they're just like trying stuff walk in a circle walk around us how's the text line
07:43look in there jason it's all right yeah anything you uh anything you want to share with us i don't
07:47think anything's in the knock your socks off if you want to pick one i'll go for it dealer's choice my
07:55friend oh that's cool um my choice uh we are just killing anything to take us off the bg's okay uh me
08:05and my buddies got picked up as young boys by a guy in a white short bus uh-huh and in the short bus were
08:11two other albino kids okay that's not real yeah we're going down on a holy cow
08:17going on a bad road here
08:19go back to the bgs back to the bgs let's go back oh my god yeah let's reverse well this is better than
08:28that sometimes i think i'm in hell it wasn't over that was that was not a good picture
08:34like i really think that i know i get it like this right here is like actual hell
08:41so i i feel like i agree like a subtle hell like hell's not what you think it's not like fire and
08:46demons like floating in no it's a bg's concert it's a bg's youtube video i feel like i just got pulled
08:54off stage you guys just played like the the music like the gong we hit the gong and then a big uh a
09:01hook came out and hooked you right off it was like the acceptance speech and it's like oh wait
09:05the bg's this song is so weird and bad it's like it's like it should be in a quentin tarantino movie
09:13even he couldn't find a spot for it right he was like ah well he just couldn't even think of
09:18something like this no i'm never playing dealer's choice again no never and we're never a lot of
09:23pressure on you you were like there's nothing good we're never doing and he's like just tell me
09:27something call-in topic again ever oh no al beck write this down yeah make sure we don't do this
09:33again so many people that want to talk to us yeah they want to talk to us but they don't want
09:39to say anything good yeah or interesting interesting enough al uses a pen with an inkwell
09:47right and parchment that doesn't shock me
09:54surprised it doesn't have scrolls in there a feather pen
09:56yeah so we can we'll never know how that turned out no no it's okay i don't do in another dealer's
10:04choice no i don't know sorry i don't blame you i'm not yep no i now i wouldn't i'd never read
10:08another text if i were you no no not part of it just i mean it's just nothing i told you there's
10:14a lot of fake stories happening oh yeah for sure Harrison Ford did you think that one was fake no
10:20yes pro jam picked me up and it's fake yeah i don't really in a fine way i feel like i made it
10:29up no i'm just trying to spice it up a bit yeah that's nice i know you did this is from the mind
10:34of me i know that's a true almino kids in a white shore bus nope nope nope i absolutely did not think
10:39it was you i know that's a listener yep yeah i don't buy it nope don't buy it
10:44the only thing i make it weirder is if 70s music was playing oh yeah bg's like yellow or something
10:51oh man we did we did it to ourselves this time this is like i feel like if i like i
10:59hit by a car and my head my skull was cracked and i was like this is what i'd hear right before
11:05whatever happens next
11:08oh does that have like sort of a smile on my face yeah this is what like these guys are what
11:18like three of the riders of the apocalypse look like they don't tell you that no they don't that's
11:23a real myth yeah it's a real there's like death he looks like a skull or whatever he's like a skeleton
11:30and then it's these three guys what is his name gib oh all the gibbs all the gibbs of the apocalypse
11:36the taller one the one in the middle is the one she's stalking right i guess well the other two
11:41you better be i mean he seems like uh he had to be the one right he was the the other ones were
11:48real thankful for him right oh yeah big time the cross-eyed one for sure he's the star
11:54oh man hitchhikers broke the show well we're off to a sorry blazing start they're like we better follow
12:06follow him
12:21the other guys look like mutants
12:26there's so much bg's i've never heard we better follow him he can make videos they came out with a song
12:32apparently in 1996 when if they would have started singing like that around me just like
12:39the first time they tried it i'd have been like what are you doing are you being serious
12:44unfortunately they were in a room of people they were like this sounds great
12:51i thought that one i played was like a deep cut it's not it was one of their biggest hits
12:58i mean this is their biggest figures yeah that's what made them famous right but that one i played
13:03this that is like legitimately them deciding to follow that one guy i think he starts walking
13:09and then the other two are like we're gonna follow this guy i mean they were just making pancakes and
13:14stuff and then one day they're like we better follow him he's uh he's got so much charisma
13:20are you sure i'm pretty good at pancakes anyway oh well