Gay Trucker Mating Calls

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a news story involving a male prostitute at a truck stop, which leads to Chuck and Andy following gay trucker mating call instructions.

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00:00we have heard so many uh truck stop horror stories on our show through the years

00:12truckers sharing with what can go wrong uh this one's out of washington and don't let the name

00:18fool you love was definitely not in the air when a dude named true love uh reportedly first

00:24proposition then threatened to kill a male trucker at love's truck stop in fife washington

00:32of all the times we talked about this we i don't have we ever heard of male lot lizards

00:37um i don't think we have we heard about stuff going on in the bathrooms with dudes

00:43but i don't think we'd ever heard of a male i thought we had there was a story before with one

00:47was he latino i thought there's a latino that's stuck in your head i mean it escaped mine okay

00:54because i thought uh he was knocking on the door and the guy's like no get away i'm gay and then

00:59they sent the gay guy over to his door that he knocked on the door yes that is this yeah i do

01:02remember that they do there's like a couple of them yep i would think it'd be a hard gig as a male

01:09truck stop hooker i think you're wrong you really oh i would think you would just 10 for a good buddy

01:17i think there's a lot of gayness going on out there huh yeah i think out of a team of maybe

01:22six lot lizards two of them are dudes and are they still so lot lizards is that still they still

01:29cut male or female they're a lot lizard i think so yeah i don't know what else i don't know anything

01:33about it what are the reptiles no that's good that's good we wouldn't expect you to at least

01:39all of a sudden chime in with actually dave maybe they're just trucker suckers google it but

01:42i love that name what do you call a gay truck if i was one i'd be called that

01:48what which is what i missed it trucker sucker oh man mr friendly neighborhood trucker sucker

01:53it's a good name though trucker sucker 10-4 it's pretty clear

01:57how homosexual truck drivers summon each other

02:01yeah we've went through that whole conversation before like all the good buddies and i can't remember

02:08all the different yeah oh yeah they're all upset they're like dave please stop saying that yeah

02:12yeah you sound like a gay gay truck okay so this say is it they do it a little differently they say

02:17let's say gay trucker number one we'll call him larry pulls into a rest area pickle park um he tunes

02:24his cb to channel 19 and starts performing his gay trucker mating call

02:28no that's not it he keys his mic up but doesn't say anything just clicks away

02:35somebody's signaling

02:42yes i'm getting your message what do i do next uh about this time gay trucker number two we'll call

02:50him andy uh comes along we'll call him andy way to be anonymous can't be a good character name or

02:55anything he's getting closer to the area he too has his cb tuned in 19 and he starts hearing the

03:02love sounds oh this uh those are love clicks this is gay andy gay andy grabs his mic and returns a few

03:08clicks click click clickety click

03:10this goes on for a minute back and forth clicking

03:17yes morse code got one on the hook here i think okay once they're sure that this is what's happening

03:27one of them says a number like 23 23 that's the cue for both of them to switch over to channel 23

03:34need an instruction manual for this once they are there on that channel privately they then discuss

03:40what they'd like to do to each other so you're down for some gay sex that's right according to

03:45your clicks that is right all right well i'll tell you what i want to do to you that's i'm gonna bend

03:50you over jesus i'm gonna grease you up

03:52and i'm gonna drive my truck right into your lane if you know what i'm saying that is pleasant

04:00we are accepting yes at this moment so i'm just gonna go dr pepper up my ass and get ready for

04:09you if you're ready okay make a nice and give me give me all 24 flavors if you know what i mean

04:17that's right there's gonna be so many more flavors than that all right gay andy out this is gay larry out

04:24good all the conversations we've had about this in the past gave you the knowledge to

04:30be able to throw all those terms in that's true exactly exactly i'm sure a lot of the straight

04:35truckers listening right now then don't respond to clicks no oh they know not to yeah they know

04:40oh my god yeah they learned that that's do you think they're taught that at truck driver training

04:48school like lesson two yeah you hear clicks you are dangerously close to dicks

04:55clicks equal dicks clicks equal dicks i haven't written anything down until now but i'm really

05:02gonna have to i'm writing that down right clicks equals dicks anything else i'm like

05:10question over here uh how do i avoid the dicks uh just don't click back

05:17i got another question okay another go ahead anything i shouldn't say to these dicks uh just

05:24uh do not click back and then if they say a number to you do not go to that channel

05:29and if they approach you shirtless just drive away can i say like 10 for a good buddy to them do not

05:36call them good buddy sweet jesus you will find yourself real close to a dick he's writing that

05:43this is the best class you've taken so far the most notes that chuck's ever taken in trucker class

05:48that's the day to pay attention that's the day to pay attention he's drawing it on the board

05:56i'd have it up in my cab i'd have it right on the dashboard ignore the clicking or you'll get a

06:02dicking yeah clicking is a good dicking every time i heard a click i'd be jesus just an accidental

06:12oh my god

06:13you

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