Throat Cancer Dildo

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the craziest thing people have seen in public and one story involving a sex toy leads to a new business opportunity for Andy.

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00:00what's the craziest thing you've seen in public

00:12keith good morning yep oh good morning penis balls i was on my way home and we look next to

00:22us in the car next to us and there's an old man like an older gentleman sitting there and he's

00:29deep throating a dildo oh jesus can you imagine seeing an old dude blowing a dildo what are

00:38you doing there old timer i'm just relaxing the old neck balls

00:41wow dude that's crazy that's next level crazy yeah practicing his skills yeah practice makes

00:53perfect i'm scott hi scott good morning good morning ripcord uh there's actually a procedure

01:08that you get if you get like throat cancer or something you get your esophagus taken out

01:13and then they got to stretch your stomach up reconnect it and then you have to do that

01:17like every day i had a teacher whose husband does that what what what hold the press

01:23look this up look this up my recovery from surgery is to suck fake donners

01:29no there's no way that's not a real thing i'm trying to find dildo rehab but that old guy just

01:38is recovering from throat cancer but he's just sucking on a dong on his ride home

01:43they were lied to the surgery went well everything was good um yes doctor what you're gonna need to

01:48do what's that um it's a manual upkeep basically okay here is a giant 13 inch dildo you're gonna

01:56need to shove that down your throat to keep things going i'm sorry i've never heard of this oh it's

02:01standard practice i'll write you one prescription here for one giant american challenge dildo how many

02:06times a day do i have to put this in my mouth doctor two times a day minimum as many as you can

02:11to say you're stopped by a train uh next to somebody you're gonna want to deep throat that

02:16bitch someone said just come down and get your throat cancer dildo right off of i-75

02:22hey you never backed up with smoking and tobacco products did you got the throat cancer but came

02:28out on the other side successful yeah now you need a dildo to shove down that bad boy so you can eat

02:32food again don't you great american challenge we have it here in stock at andy's throat cancer

02:38dildo place right off i-75 i have throat cancer oh no and oh no i got a huge dildo

02:49spit it out now

02:54just kind of doing a warehouse on i-75 hell yeah he did i remember him

03:01thanks again andy hey you are welcome i'm glad everything worked out for you robot man

03:07i know you do you were laughing last time with that creeper robot voice last time you came in

03:21another satisfied customer

03:25oh now you're just creeping everybody out just gonna freak everybody out

03:30all right i told you about that now where again you're located right off i-75 dave you know that

03:36best yeah see there he's going he's going to show you how to do it is he doing it right now

03:42oh we don't need to see that oh we don't need to see that oh look at that oh we don't need to see

03:47that oh god no tell him to sell bandy's discount dildo farm i can't he's helping me sell my products

03:52tell him to sell bandy oh look at that for him that technique oh god oh god okay you'll be eating

03:59cheeseburgers in no time too much too much andy oh he's he's really going at it oh god oh god

04:05he's really going at you're gonna you're gonna knock your robot voice loose

04:12tell you be careful each one comes with a warning

04:16andy's throat cancer dildo help

04:22i told you see you done

04:24you got too into it knocked your robot voice down to a little one

04:29voice loose he did that giant double you saw me i told you these things are no joke

04:35several different sizes he went for the big one

04:39look at him go there we go that's enough

04:42andy you're shut down oh you're out of business you're out of business

04:46listen for sounds like that thank you okay yep jesus

05:00let him finish

05:02okay

05:07i really hope it's for the nine gold battery to die

05:11okay thank you thank you throat cancer

05:15you can go now my favorite part was dave going holy cow you guys

05:19what are you trying everything you try to wrap up

05:31i'm like i'm not stopping you put your little finger up

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