Andy Joins the Wiggles

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the Wiggles after they made news recently and after finding out how much money they make, they imagine how it would go if Andy joined the cast.

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00:00if you have kids you'll know um the wiggles they introduced a female wiggle for the first time

00:12the internet freaked out because it was only four dudes uh but then the female wiggle fell in love

00:17with a male wiggle like for real legitimate no for real real life and they actually got married

00:22emma watkins and lachlan gillespie they were wiggles that married but now they're separating

00:29ah but they're still gonna perform together on the wiggles drama on the wiggles jesus wonder why

00:38i looked up a clip i think this is why she may have separated from this guy imagine lisa this is

00:46your man as you notice uh lachie uh has gone off stage and he's gone off stage to meet a friend

00:52of his a friend he'd like to introduce to us all so i think lachie's ready to come out and introduce

00:58this incredible friend here we go

01:00is that him

01:04that's your man lisa

01:08how do you even hook up on this show i don't know

01:14how do we get that thing for james i'd run around with that horse i know you would

01:20know that my name is lucky but i don't think that i have properly introduced you to this purple

01:26you'd have to do something backstage thank god my kids didn't get into the wiggles jesus christ it

01:31would have been non well the thing is too they made records right like everything was music so like

01:37you just got in the car you put that in and it was playing their terrible music non-stop i bet once

01:44that show's over there's some dark stuff that goes on backstage oh that's why i have to have sex to

01:50everyone's having sex i mean it's just like an opium den yeah don't you think one of them will snap

01:56one day they'll be doing their little wiggle stuff and then she'll be angry or he'll be furious at her

02:00and they'll just it'll come to blows on stage i always wonder this about life so like those guys

02:06they went to school they decided they wanted to become actors they wanted to become a performer

02:13they had legitimate dreams of like becoming a real actor becoming a real singer and then you're a wiggle

02:21yeah that's probably the wiggle money it's the there's no question that there's the it's the wiggle

02:27money and that's what they see but really their soul must be like crushed crushed it'd be

02:36how like i'd feel if i were on like a like a country station or something i feel the same way

02:41you know what i mean i feel the same way something i couldn't get like i didn't love they say that

02:45the wiggles cast salary now this is number two top australian entertainers earning 28.2 million

02:52dollars last year and that's how you do it there you go and that's andy pink unicorn out under the

02:58oh yeah i'm out there in my unicorn and i'm like i have so many drugs backstage you guys

03:03i'm so medicated right now where's lucky well where's the green bean he's gonna be super

03:09which lucky do you mean the horse or my dealer oh the green bean is backstage again doing whatever

03:16the green bean is doing back there green bean we need you out here another wardrobe change hold on

03:21oh boy oh my goodness your mic's on your mic is on oh we gotta write a song about the sniffles of green bean

03:31green bean's got the sniffles i got the sniffles backstage

03:36he got a cold in the back

03:40wiggle money

03:4328 billion

03:4628 billion

03:49take off that unicorn let's have sex

03:52let's have sex on the unicorn

03:56because that's how we do

03:58unicorns having sex

04:00getting sniffles

04:02oh my god

04:06check your bank account again

04:07let's do it because i'm severely depressed

04:10i'm 28 billion not depressed

04:12i'm so glad to be a wiggle

04:15what are you teaching us about today

04:17i'm gonna teach you about how to read

04:20oh wow

04:22we're actually putting people on i gotta stop that because i guarantee there's people out there like

04:30they never thought they'd hear that song again

04:32post-traumatic stress wiggle disorder

04:34but then they had to

04:35yeah

04:36anti-greed in the wiggles

04:38green bean the wiggle yes

04:40yeah it wouldn't be good

04:42it's not andy's actual dream but he'll take the wiggles money and run

04:45yeah i'll take the wiggles

04:46hey take the wiggles money and run

04:48yeah

04:49the behind the scenes wiggles green bean edition would be insane

04:55hulkers and blow

04:56yeah

04:57yeah

04:58yeah

04:59yeah

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