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  • 4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who received a lip injection at a discounted price and this opens the door for another one of Andy's business ventures.

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00:00What went wrong with a Dearborn woman's lips?
00:14Channel 7 has this story. Let's take a listen in.
00:17I want people to hear me out and put a stop to this.
00:22Only on 7, a cosmetic injection nightmare.
00:25A Dearborn woman thought she was getting a temporary lip filler at a local salon,
00:30but after a visit to a plastic surgeon, she learned it was something much, much more dangerous.
00:34A young woman now in agony after a procedure she thought was a temporary cosmetic enhancement.
00:41Just a year ago, Sue, a Dearborn resident, responded to an advertisement for Juvederm lip injections
00:46at European Tanning Club and Hair Design.
00:49She tells us the Dearborn Heights salon was offering the injectables by an in-house esthetician named Abby.
00:55For less than half the price of what a typical plastic surgeon charges.
01:00But after buying into the bargain deal, Sue felt something was off.
01:04My lips don't feel right. They feel a little bit thick.
01:06And I had like a cut.
01:09She showed us video of the cut that formed in the middle of her bottom lip.
01:13After expressing concerns to the esthetician, she says she was told the reaction was completely normal.
01:19Really, it all comes back to the same kind of messages we always talk about.
01:27If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
01:31And there are some things you should never bargain on.
01:34And that's anything to do with your appearance.
01:35If you can't afford to get full price or pay full price or what it's supposed to cost, then don't do it.
01:40Yeah.
01:41Yeah.
01:41That's really what it is.
01:43Like, I don't recommend going to Andy's Dig Injection Barn.
01:46Yeah, don't.
01:47Don't come to my barn because I tell you what, we are injecting you full of all kinds of things.
01:51He put hay in my lips.
01:52I did.
01:53And I blasted his eyes with lasers that I found in the bottom of the building I bought.
02:00I'm not sure it was even lasers.
02:02I think he just shined a flashlight on my face.
02:04It kind of probably could have been.
02:05And it was very radioactive.
02:07I got real sick after I did that.
02:10Oh, I'll never be the same.
02:11I'll tell you what, do not come here.
02:14You look real shiny, sir.
02:16Yeah, that's because half of my skin was burned off.
02:18It's true.
02:19He burned it right off.
02:21We were trying to rejuvenate him, but I feel great.
02:24I feel totally rejuvenated.
02:25I hear you also do discount dick injections.
02:28That's right.
02:28If you really got some bravery to you.
02:31Come on down here and get your dick out.
02:32We'll shoot it full of all kinds of things.
02:34What do you put in there, Andy?
02:36All kinds of chemicals I found.
02:37I bet it's a mixture of Clorox, bleach, and different kinds of detergents.
02:41Will it make it plumper and thicker?
02:43Mine's pumper.
02:44Yeah, it makes it plumper.
02:46It's really weird looking.
02:48Yeah, it'll make a right angle out of it sometimes.
02:51It's crazy.
02:52Come on down, Andy's bargain injection house.
02:57Bargain injection house.
03:01Bargain injection house.
03:02Not where you want to go.
03:04No, no, no.
03:05Not at all.
03:06No, God, no.
03:07This lady proving that.
03:09It's weird to me.
03:10I've never seen a beautiful girl that's like, I'm like, well, she's a 10, except for those lips.
03:16Yeah, it's not like the make or break it thing.
03:18I mean, I understand it.
03:20But, like, obviously, we like nice lips.
03:25Yeah.
03:25Okay.
03:26For some obvious reasons.
03:28We like them.
03:29A couple of them.
03:30But, if you've got everything else going on.
03:35Yeah, it's not.
03:36Botox lips don't do anything.
03:38No, exactly.
03:39There's like a little.
03:41Usually, your lips match your face.
03:44Like, you have the lips your face is supposed to have.
03:48And when you get a lot of that stuff done, you'll notice like, oh, like, it looks like
03:53the top of your roof of your mouth, or like the top of your lip, is actually not even
03:58lip anymore.
03:59It's just.
04:00Angelina Jolie started the whole trend, but hers are natural.
04:03Yeah.
04:03Right?
04:04Yeah.
04:04I mean.
04:04She was born that way.
04:05She was just born that way.
04:07Thin lower lip.
04:07Imagine if I got like a lip injection.
04:09I'm surprised you don't.
04:10I'm surprised you don't.
04:11Hey guys, how are you?
04:12I want to see that.
04:13Good morning.
04:14Oh, Dave.
04:15Hey, Dave.
04:16It's great.
04:17Dave.
04:17Oh yeah, I feel so good.
04:19How's your day going?
04:20Good.
04:22How come you're not looking at me?
04:23Just because I'm not looking at you.
04:26I'm not looking at you.
04:27My neck got a kink in my neck.
04:30I mean, I feel great.
04:31No.
04:31Nice day though.
04:32Wow.
04:33Beautiful.
04:34A lot of self-improvement, huh?
04:35Yeah.
04:35Yeah, you know.
04:36Looks good.
04:36I look nice.
04:38But you're right though.
04:39I think sometimes it does.
04:40It pushes that inside part of your mouth.
04:44Because it needs more skin.
04:45Yeah, out.
04:46And that's just not a good look.
04:48Andy's chemical, peel your face off, barn.
04:50Right.
04:52Yeah.
04:52Andy's house of injections.
04:54I love the house of injections.
04:58Discount injection house.
04:59Discount injection house.
05:02We'll pump you full of all kinds of things.
05:03Whatever we find.
05:05Don't do it.