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  • 4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak were talking about athletes and their endorsements when Andy mentions he would sponsor almost anything if the price was right.

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00:00Okay, so some people are not the biggest fans of Tom Brady.
00:13This may make them dislike him even more.
00:16Tom has now started selling his own vegan gluten-free meal kits to you.
00:23So this dude, in his Ugg boots, is selling his vegan gluten-free meal kits.
00:31I mean, it doesn't make them.
00:32Is he the unmanliest quarterback in the history of professional football?
00:36Well, like, yeah, Drew Brees, he has, like, so they all, like, invest in things and do things on the side or whatever.
00:42So he just buys a bunch of Jimmy John's French.
00:46That's a way more manly thing to do.
00:48Yeah, exactly.
00:49Honestly, buy a sub shop.
00:50Yeah, I own 15 Jimmy John's.
00:52That's way more manly than I am a spokesperson for Uggs and I'm selling vegan gluten-free meal kits.
00:57He's got Uggs on because they pay him to have Uggs.
00:59I get it.
01:00I get it.
01:00But I can also say, no, I don't want to be the Uggs spokesperson.
01:04Exactly.
01:04I'm a professional quarterback.
01:05Listen, people have come to me and said, Chuck, we want you to talk about doing this one thing and having this one type of thing.
01:13And I have said, no, I'm not going to do that.
01:15People throw money at you and you'll say yes to it.
01:18I can't see it, depending on how much money it is, your ass will be wearing some Ugg boots.
01:22The second thing is, nobody could ever come up to me and be like, can you imagine Chuck, the freaking Ugg boots?
01:25No, I wouldn't.
01:26If the paycheck was right enough, I would see it.
01:30I mean, it would have to be tremendous.
01:30It would have to be tremendous.
01:31It would have to change my life.
01:31Did you think he was getting a little bit of money to advertise for Uggs?
01:35No, but he's already making millions, right?
01:37Like, he's already making millions in the grand scheme of things.
01:40To be the Ugg guy, it couldn't have changed his whole world.
01:44They all sell out.
01:44But I'm sure he's been offered a million other things.
01:48Well, that's what I mean.
01:49He chose Uggs.
01:50He chose Uggs.
01:52He chose Uggs.
01:52He could have chosen Rebomber.
01:54Maybe he likes Uggs.
01:55He obviously does.
01:56I think that's part of his problem.
01:58I think that's where I'm coming from.
02:01I like Uggs.
02:02I get it.
02:03I understand.
02:04You like it.
02:04You're a girl.
02:05But if I came in here in Uggs one day, you'd judge me pretty harshly.
02:09Of course she would.
02:10Of course.
02:11I'd be like, oh, that looks really comfortable.
02:12No, you would not.
02:13I'm in an Uggs.
02:14Come on.
02:15Yes, he's gay.
02:16He's gay.
02:16I knew it.
02:17He's gay.
02:17Yeah.
02:18He's gay.
02:18Yeah.
02:19I knew it.
02:19Of course.
02:20I don't know.
02:20I've never seen a man in Uggs.
02:21I knew it.
02:22He's gay.
02:23Gay.
02:23Gay.
02:24Gay.
02:24He's gay.
02:25If the price is right, I'll be like, hey, this is Andy Green for man hair bows.
02:31Right.
02:31He would.
02:33Yeah.
02:33I only keep my man bun and these bows.
02:38If the price is right, you'll do it.
02:39What is the earliest thing you think Andy could promote?
02:42Those are pretty girly.
02:43Those are the earliest things.
02:45Yeah.
02:45I think so.
02:46Like Andy for man toe rings.
02:52Andy and Tussie's looking lackluster.
02:54Andy, we need you to be on the peep show with your toe rings.
02:57Yeah, he's going to put his foot up like at least a couple times a day.
03:00Sorry, Lise.
03:02Yeah.
03:02Got to make that money.
03:03Got to make that paper, boo.
03:05Yeah.
03:06Can we do Andy's commercial for tampons?
03:08Tampons.
03:08Oh, God.
03:09Jesus Christ.
03:10That's a pretty rough one.
03:11I don't know how I do that.
03:12What are you, put it in my ass?
03:14Man pons.
03:14I don't think you can.
03:15I think you're out on that one.
03:15Hey, that's Andy Green.
03:18Took some money from these people.
03:21Tampax.
03:23I think it's great for a lady's bits.
03:26If you got your time of the month, put one of these up there.
03:32I like it.
03:35Shove them up.
03:36They tell me they're absorbent and comfortable.
03:40And they're not too whatever the problem with tampons would be.
03:45They have less of them.
03:48So if you have your time of the month, I, Andy Green, recommend tampax.
03:54Tampons.
03:56For your lady bits.
03:59If you got an active lifestyle, these things aren't falling out or whatever the problems are.
04:04Got a lot of money for this.
04:06A lot of money for this.
04:08Wonder Bra.
04:10I'm Andy Green for Wonder Bra.
04:13You want your tits to look good, don't you?
04:14I do.
04:15Thanks, Chuck.
04:18Then get yourself one of these Wonder Bra.
04:20It'll make them look pretty good.
04:21You'll get guys like me looking at your titties.
04:24They paid me a lot of money to do this.
04:28I'm not real good at saying no.
04:31You so...
04:32Have you ever tried them on for comfort?
04:34Yeah.
04:35They make my man tits look real nice.
04:38Great cleavage.
04:40Really push them up there.
04:41Watch now how Andy's normal man boobs look, but now how they look in the Wonder Bra.
04:48Pretty tantalizing, huh?
04:51Paid me a lot of money to do this.
04:53Oh, they must have.
04:54They must have.
04:56Strap a Wonder Bra on your tits.
04:57I'm Andy Green.
05:00Anus bleach.
05:01Anus bleach.
05:01Thanks, Dave.
05:02Oh, he's going with it.
05:03Hello, Andy.
05:04He's going.
05:05Let's do this.
05:05How many?
05:06Let's kill him.
05:06Let me strip in.
05:08Jeez.
05:09Anal bleach.
05:10You showing your butthole to just tons of people?
05:13Well...
05:14He's talking to you, Dave.
05:17Bleach it up.
05:17You want it to look good, don't you?
05:18I'm Andy Green for anal bleach.
05:23I took that money.
05:26I thought you said that to everyone.
05:28I took that money.
05:29I took that money.
05:30I know that James was going to do a product review of anal bleaching system.
05:35Yeah, James is more the anal bleach guy.
05:37Yeah.
05:37I don't know.
05:38He was doing that for free.
05:40There's no amount of bleach that could make my anus look good.
05:43No.
05:44Thanks for sharing that.
05:45Thanks for sharing that.
05:48Thanks for sharing.