Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about how much cooler the 80's were after watching a Michelob commercial from that time. Then, the show imagines what Andy would have been like if he was alive in the 1980's.
00:00I know some people have wild last requests like Chuck wanting to be buried in a pyramid or Andy
00:09wanting a statue, but then there's this guy in Virginia, Suddy. Suddy's a World War II vet. He
00:16wants to go out a little differently. Here's what he's looking for. A World War II veteran will get
00:22the unique casket he's always dreamed of. Listen to this. Suddy Economy, who is friends with Sammy
00:28Oki, the president of Oki's funeral home in downtown Roanoke, requested that his casket
00:33look like a giant pack of Juicy Fruit gum. It'd be awesome if he wants his suit to be made out of
00:38like foil so he looks like he's wrapped up. He is a piece of gum. He's a piece of Juicy Fruit. That's all he wanted. They'd have to play the jingle though for me to go because that would make it for me. Here we go with the jingles. He can't help. No but it's going to if you want to make it a full theme. You need to detox from jingles.
00:58No, there's no. This is what I want to go to the funeral. Take your shirts off, boys. Yeah, okay, I will. Taste is gonna move ya. Nice name. You know what's funny? Gum and waves. I know a different version than this. You do? Yeah. You know an alternate? I know an alternate.
01:28They changed the lyrics to the beginning of the song. They changed it up a few times. Aaron Paul was in a commercial, a Juicy Fruit commercial too. Was he one of those kids? That's the dude from Breaking Bad. Also in a ton of commercials was Walter White.
01:44That's crazy. Because I noticed he was in another one up there too. He was in a, is that a dressing commercial? He was in a Michelob commercial. He did every commercial. Oh, this is a classic. You remember it? Yeah.
01:58No one could ever deny. You're on your way to the top. And along the way you've always known.
02:06I love these. Like, you're on your way to the top. The only way you'll get there is with Michelob.
02:09Yeah. Right. You know how you'll succeed?
02:11Yep. Yep. You can do it. Grab a Michelob. Drink and succeed with Michelob. Drink and succeed. Drink and succeed. Drink and succeed.
02:36Yep. You want to take the edge off of all that cocaine. Drink a Michelob. A new Michelob light.
02:46For when you got to come down from a cocaine high. Yeah, that's it. It was the 80s. It was the 80s.
02:52When you got work to do in the morning. Exactly.
02:56That's totally how they portrayed it. Like, you'll never get ahead if you're not drunk.
03:01Well, they're showing, like, lights and buttons and things. Like, he's working at NASA.
03:05I'm in charge of some really important stuff. Might as well get blown out of my mind.
03:12Michelob!
03:15That is how, like, I think he's in charge of the nuclear launch button.
03:18That's what it looked like.
03:19Yeah, he's a fighter. He's championing fighter jets.
03:24This must have been right around Top Gun, right?