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Scared by E.T.
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a new Xfinity commercial that is tugging on people's nostalgia heart strings by using E.T. and then Andy shares a few of his thoughts on E.T. and why he is doesn't like him.
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00:00
By now you've probably seen Xfinity's new four-minute commercial called A Holiday Reunion
00:08
featuring E.T. returning to Earth to chill with Elliot,
00:13
played by, once again, I believe the drunk-driving superstar, Henry Thomas.
00:18
Yeah, I don't know.
00:19
He was just busted for drunk-driving.
00:20
Oh, was he?
00:21
I'm sure that Xfinity was like,
00:22
Oh, come on!
00:23
We just spent $42 million on this commercial.
00:26
He's in some good movies every once in a while, that guy, though.
00:29
Is he?
00:29
Henry Thomas?
00:30
Yeah, the guy who played Elliot in E.T.
00:32
There's a movie called Suicide Kings he's in.
00:34
That's great.
00:35
Basically, if you haven't seen it, we put it up at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
00:38
It's a four-minute rehash of the original movie, except this time with Elliot's kids.
00:42
They are the ones that discover E.T.
00:45
Here's a little taste of it here.
00:51
Oh, it's chilling.
00:55
Chilling.
00:55
Elliot.
00:56
I forgot you're afraid of it.
00:57
I don't like it.
00:58
E.T. gets around a lot better these days.
01:17
Lots changed since you were here.
01:19
Forgot how much his skin's like a scrotal skin.
01:21
That's exactly what he's designed after.
01:26
It's no good.
01:27
Looks like a burnt scrotum.
01:29
Like it was in a meth fire.
01:31
Yeah.
01:32
Methy burnt scrotum.
01:34
How much would they have spent?
01:35
That's what it is.
01:36
How much would they have spent to make this, to get the licensing to this?
01:39
Because they use the music.
01:40
I don't know.
01:42
I don't know.
01:43
Do they own the movie now?
01:44
Do they own the rights to the movie?
01:46
Probably.
01:46
Well, Xfinity owns NBC Universal, right?
01:49
Yeah.
01:49
So like, was it a Universal picture?
01:51
I think it was a Universal.
01:52
Oh, yeah.
01:52
Because they had the Universal Studios.
01:54
So it cost them nothing to have E.T.
01:56
They just got E.T.
01:57
Exactly.
01:57
They own E.T.
01:58
Let me look in the attic here.
01:59
What do we got?
02:00
Dust it off.
02:01
Oh, we got E.T.
02:03
Oh, I got an idea.
02:04
What about E.T.
02:05
comes back, visits Elliot, but he's got a family.
02:08
I love it.
02:08
They got Xfinity.
02:09
I love it.
02:10
And they got cable, and they got all the cool things that cable allows you to use the
02:13
voice remote.
02:14
That's just looking for 20 seconds.
02:15
I don't know what else is out there.
02:18
The fat kid from Goonies is out there.
02:20
Oh, no way.
02:22
We got Chunk.
02:23
Yeah, Chunk's there.
02:24
He's not doing good.
02:25
Oh, no.
02:27
He's not doing that.
02:28
He's not doing too good.
02:30
Oh, no.
02:31
We just own E.T.
02:32
I will say this, though.
02:33
Yeah.
02:34
I didn't even bother watching it, and the reason I didn't bother watching it is I saw
02:39
so much feedback about how people were bawling.
02:44
Yeah.
02:45
So many people said it made them cry.
02:46
Like, they're bawling.
02:47
What?
02:47
Everyone was, like, bawling about E.T.
02:49
because it was, like, hitting all the right things for these people.
02:53
Those people need help.
02:54
Right.
02:55
So, but I was like, I'm one of those people that needs help.
02:58
You cried?
02:58
So, I was, like, not going to watch it.
03:00
I'm not going to know.
03:01
I was like, I'm not watching it.
03:02
I know I will cry.
03:04
I already know.
03:05
I will cry.
03:07
I mean, I cry at weird stuff, too.
03:09
But I just, I don't know.
03:10
You cried at Godzilla.
03:11
Yeah.
03:12
Yeah.
03:13
I did.
03:14
You did.
03:15
I'm not one to judge on TV.
03:18
No, so I didn't even bother.
03:19
I was like, you know what?
03:20
I'm sure it's lovely, and, you know.
03:22
E.T. freaked me right out, man.
03:24
Yeah, that's clear.
03:25
Yeah.
03:25
I don't know.
03:26
You think he's a scrotal.
03:28
It freaked me out.
03:28
I didn't like him.
03:29
Yeah, the scrotal skin thing.
03:31
Yeah, yeah.
03:32
Yeah, I didn't like, I had a thing, weird thing with, like, Reese's Pieces because of it,
03:36
I think now.
03:37
Oh, I love Reese's Pieces.
03:38
If I drop one, I piss myself.
03:41
Well, the only person chasing you is me.
03:44
It's just me.
03:45
Yeah, it's like, hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
03:47
You get me to go wherever you need me to go.
03:49
I catch you in that hat and the dress.
03:51
Hey!
03:52
What are you doing to my clothes?
03:54
Peces, peces.
03:56
He followed me because I dropped Reese's Pieces.
03:59
Damn it.
04:00
You scared the crap out of me.
04:02
Chuck him that hat and that dress.
04:03
Yeah.
04:04
Ah!
04:06
What are you doing?
04:07
Where'd you find those clothes?
04:08
I don't know.
04:09
I just, they were on another doll.
04:11
Oh, my God.
04:13
You better phone home, bud.
04:15
I will.
04:17
Al Beck says he's the same.
04:18
He had the same fear that Andy.
04:20
You were afraid of E.T., Al?
04:21
Oh, terrified.
04:22
I never really thought of him as a scrotum, but I guess I can't unsee that now.
04:26
No, you can't.
04:27
No, us can.
04:28
Walking, talking, burning scrotum.
04:30
Yeah, I guess.
04:32
Burnt scrotum.
04:32
Yeah.
04:33
Burnt scrotum.
04:33
Yeah.
04:34
Burnt scrotum.
04:34
Burnt scrotum.
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