Andy's Drunk Interview

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a time that Andy witnessed a car accident while he was standing out in front of a bar. Dave decides to reenact what it would have sounded like if a news crew had interviewed drunk Andy to get his eyewitness report.

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00:00a wayne county deputy is under investigation after witnesses say he left the scene

00:15after crashing into parked cars in detroit witnesses say they chased after the driver

00:21when he hit the parked cars and left the scene they say he was wearing a wayne county sheriff's

00:26deputy uniform at the time i watched a crazy car accident yesterday it was nuts it was uh i was

00:33telling you guys that this car hit this other car which hit this car into a parked car and it went

00:38up over a parking meter and i was just like right there like wow like first on the scene

00:44we would have loved for you to be on the news i was in no shape i had been doing some day drinking

00:52that's the only reason i was on the scene did you run to the rescue well i ran out you know what i did

00:57the total thing that i talk about i'm honest about who i am yeah i was like everyone is someone more

01:02responsible than me taking care of this yes there are there's several more responsible people than

01:08me taking care of this good everything's being handled can we just reenact what would have happened

01:13if say the news did show up on the scene um news reporter dave uh excuse me sir excuse me did you

01:19witness this accident i've seen something i'd have told him i'd have been like you can only

01:24just put what i'm gonna say in writing i'll write you a statement we're a tv station i understand that

01:31but you got graphics and things i don't need this kind of heat you don't want to be identified

01:36no no absolutely not no i'm uh how about if we just kind of mask your face i've been day drinking

01:42yeah give me the monster voice and the face the blurry face give me all that but put andy green

01:47from david chuck the freak right underneath oh okay sure oh okay so sir what happened can you

01:52explain what happened i heard a loud noise right my man yeah a loud noise and i was like several

01:57beers in and i look out chaos right bam boom shakalaka i'm sorry just uh what was the shakalaka

02:10well that was a car that went up over a parking meter man looked like something from transformers

02:15and then i ran out to check if more responsible people were checking to make sure everybody was

02:20okay so you offered assistance to those on the scene no no not at all just uh wanted to make sure

02:25that somebody more responsible than me was tending to the scene because it was it was nuts were you in

02:32any danger at all i wasn't in any danger i don't believe no if i would have been out having a smoke

02:37yeah things could have got hairy because it was right there where i would have been standing

02:42so you consider yourself lucky you you could have died today yeah no i mean i don't think i'm lucky

02:47because what is life anyway oh no he's getting into it getting into life i was drinking too i could

02:54have gone dark on him oh my life i just keeps going am i right give me your microphone

03:00i'm not supposed to hand it over i'm not supposed to hand it over sir i'm gonna walk

03:06into the camera now and just put my eyeball right on the line

03:10and once again you're andy green from dave and chuck the freak you got you got that right bob

03:16okay thanks for your time today sir yeah no problem yeah cool yeah man if uh

03:23if something happens in front of you and you're in a state just run i guess

03:28just run once i was like okay there's uh i gotta go

03:33why is this guy running there's a lot of heat

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