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Andy Washes Ashore
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the Port Huron Float Down going wrong and what it would have been like if Andy was involved.
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the annual port huron float down didn't go as smoothly as participants were hoping the other
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day amid the festivities high winds and rain drove the floaters way off course and hundreds
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of floaters landed in canada oh you can't do that without any identification you can't do that oh
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stop it holy crap the mass exodus it's true trump's gonna win and they are gonna move here
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everybody look out hey send them back hey oh i bet they were just on uh high alert in canada
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people simply float down the river on rafts inner tubes and other devices from port huron
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hey guys hey oh my god we got a flotilla of crazy american drunks hey oh my god hey we've got guys
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uh tied together air mattresses hey coming in oh boy you want us to shoot them all hey should we kill
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them or what there's a canadian coast guard video here they say where you can hear thankful americans
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praising canada for its rescue efforts listen into this and see what uh these rescued
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float down people
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no idea what they're saying
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drown them thank you drown them thank you canada god bless canada um there were people in places they
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say you'd never think something would float so they were canadia too just so oh there were americans
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everywhere here's another video i think you better probably watch it
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okay
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sorry
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yeah
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guys guys guys i mean this is you're not helping the cause for your friends in the great white north
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who uh look down people are calling it the worst float down in the history of the event yeah how long
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is this you guys are like a drunk people yeah we got problems yeah but 1500 people washed up in
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canada that's insane could you imagine like you're like you can you're canadian resident and it was
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like 1500 drunk americans land land like i sat up on their beach on like an air mattress and like raw
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they're they're so mad they're
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oh we had land and he washes ashore
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look at that look at that look at this do you see this the picture's the best there's a someone
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tweeted us a picture that was in the paper it's of these people and their floats and a giant
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floating sex doll with the biggest fake boobs you've ever seen there's like a floating
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killer whale like these are the things they float on it's a big girl honestly i mean honestly
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like big bessie the sex doll oh my god yeah that's a weird day on the beach this is everything
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this is everything everyone complains about about us americans it's everything everyone complains
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about but i'll tell you on a normal day i just want to see andy watch a bunch
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and i'm like like i get like a bunch of sand on me i'm like oh i lost my sex doll
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what the hell are you oh god oh hey hey what are you doing in my backyard where is this
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it's canada eh what are you doing man oh just smoking some weed on my air mattress there
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oh you better run hey the cops are coming for sure oh man i am tripping hard oh boy here eat some
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fries oh thanks man i really needed that uh here's a shirt too eh cover yourself sorry but
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that's a rough scene oh boy oh boy oh i there's your uh my brother went to swim out and get your
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sex doll oh cool that's good i spent a lot of money those things are not as cheap as you know i
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know really the wind took her tits yeah yeah gus got her right in the titties and she just set
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sail on her own there for her own little float down adventure oh my god eh you guys like escaping
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trump or something eh is that no we just uh just passing time oh okay like the float down yeah we
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like to party and uh get on anything that floats really like just anything yeah my buddy james
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around here on a giant dick that floats somewhere oh wow oh no we lost him oh my god
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we lost james oh boy oh there it is there it is oh he's okay holy crap are we in canada oh
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yeah a lot of sand in his thong there oh boy oh geez uh geez old pizza on those pants huh
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that's how he does it wow america you know yeah oh god yeah we know yeah we know we see a lot of it
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yeah just for comfort not for style yeah
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