Andy Washes Ashore

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the Port Huron Float Down going wrong and what it would have been like if Andy was involved.

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00:00the annual port huron float down didn't go as smoothly as participants were hoping the other

00:17day amid the festivities high winds and rain drove the floaters way off course and hundreds

00:24of floaters landed in canada oh you can't do that without any identification you can't do that oh

00:30stop it holy crap the mass exodus it's true trump's gonna win and they are gonna move here

00:38everybody look out hey send them back hey oh i bet they were just on uh high alert in canada

00:45people simply float down the river on rafts inner tubes and other devices from port huron

00:50hey guys hey oh my god we got a flotilla of crazy american drunks hey oh my god hey we've got guys

00:58uh tied together air mattresses hey coming in oh boy you want us to shoot them all hey should we kill

01:07them or what there's a canadian coast guard video here they say where you can hear thankful americans

01:11praising canada for its rescue efforts listen into this and see what uh these rescued

01:19float down people

01:21no idea what they're saying

01:36drown them thank you drown them thank you canada god bless canada um there were people in places they

01:43say you'd never think something would float so they were canadia too just so oh there were americans

01:48everywhere here's another video i think you better probably watch it

01:52okay

01:54sorry

01:55yeah

01:57guys guys guys i mean this is you're not helping the cause for your friends in the great white north

02:14who uh look down people are calling it the worst float down in the history of the event yeah how long

02:22is this you guys are like a drunk people yeah we got problems yeah but 1500 people washed up in

02:30canada that's insane could you imagine like you're like you can you're canadian resident and it was

02:35like 1500 drunk americans land land like i sat up on their beach on like an air mattress and like raw

02:43they're they're so mad they're

02:45oh we had land and he washes ashore

02:48look at that look at that look at this do you see this the picture's the best there's a someone

02:56tweeted us a picture that was in the paper it's of these people and their floats and a giant

03:00floating sex doll with the biggest fake boobs you've ever seen there's like a floating

03:06killer whale like these are the things they float on it's a big girl honestly i mean honestly

03:12like big bessie the sex doll oh my god yeah that's a weird day on the beach this is everything

03:19this is everything everyone complains about about us americans it's everything everyone complains

03:25about but i'll tell you on a normal day i just want to see andy watch a bunch

03:30and i'm like like i get like a bunch of sand on me i'm like oh i lost my sex doll

03:37what the hell are you oh god oh hey hey what are you doing in my backyard where is this

03:45it's canada eh what are you doing man oh just smoking some weed on my air mattress there

03:52oh you better run hey the cops are coming for sure oh man i am tripping hard oh boy here eat some

03:58fries oh thanks man i really needed that uh here's a shirt too eh cover yourself sorry but

04:05that's a rough scene oh boy oh boy oh i there's your uh my brother went to swim out and get your

04:12sex doll oh cool that's good i spent a lot of money those things are not as cheap as you know i

04:17know really the wind took her tits yeah yeah gus got her right in the titties and she just set

04:22sail on her own there for her own little float down adventure oh my god eh you guys like escaping

04:28trump or something eh is that no we just uh just passing time oh okay like the float down yeah we

04:34like to party and uh get on anything that floats really like just anything yeah my buddy james

04:41around here on a giant dick that floats somewhere oh wow oh no we lost him oh my god

04:47we lost james oh boy oh there it is there it is oh he's okay holy crap are we in canada oh

04:55yeah a lot of sand in his thong there oh boy oh geez uh geez old pizza on those pants huh

05:02that's how he does it wow america you know yeah oh god yeah we know yeah we know we see a lot of it

05:10yeah just for comfort not for style yeah

05:12you

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