Officer Andy is Down

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners in law enforcement to call-in and share the worst things they went through on the job and Andy puts himself in one of the situations.

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00:00so police officers responding to a call in california had a guy get naked eat his own

00:11poop and then spit it at them which is horrible but we're wondering what's the worst thing

00:14other police officers had to go through hi tyler what's up morning guys what's up

00:20used to work at a juvenile delinquency center up north and one day we had a female that was

00:29refusing to go in herself and we get ready to go to go to restrainer and put her in her cell and she

00:34decides to run into the bathroom she comes out with a cup and she has period piss blood in the cup

00:41and decides to proceed to throw it all over where did it go that's like acid

00:47on my face oh my tyler did you become a batman villain after that

00:57i've never wanted to stab a bitch more oh my god you just have to put your head in a

01:04thing of bleach or something like that guy in robocop that got the toxic waste

01:09i went from i went from working that night and i went straight to the er and got tested for

01:18everything well yeah you have to yeah you have to oh my god you have to oh dude i would have

01:24screamed like such a bitch if someone threw their period stuff on me yeah do you pee and

01:30it's on your face man i don't even know what you do you can't you can't even scream because if you

01:35scream you open your mouth and if you open your mouth i think your only option is to become a

01:39batman villain like once it hits your face you're just like yeah that's how harvey dendt became two

01:44face you've done it now oh you run the jail after that yep voice changing technology you're one of

01:57the only female police officers in your area and you had a story you wanted to share right

02:01yeah with me being the only female when the males know i'm on shift they know to call me for all the

02:09females that they're having trouble with searching that they know she's carrying drugs but they can't

02:15really get to it yeah i get it so um there was one chick i had to search they knew she was crotting

02:23some drugs she had wrapped uh a bunch of like pills in a baggie around her tampon and she had

02:32it up there and i retrieved it and it was one of the nastiest things i've retrieved out of a cooch

02:38how do you not throw up i i i feel like i would throw up it's hard i had to keep my face you're just

02:45a professional completely away from her crap oh my god um did you say you've retrieved many other

02:51things from coochies oh yeah all the time like that's like the go-to move for females that are

02:57trying to like hide drugs because the bra is too like easy to find so they're like oh i'll just shove

03:02it up my cooch and have like no problem like getting away from this cop they'll have no idea i've gotten

03:08pills weed heroin crack all of it and as the only one of the few female police officers in your area i

03:15guess they call you in for all those coochie calls yep all the all the coochie call i hope she said

03:22some csi thing like bingo yeah you're fingered on this one we fingered some drugs

03:30i don't know anonymous next in a regular line uh your buddy was an officer

03:37uh yeah my buddy was an officer i'm actually going to school to be a cop

03:42and he was telling me a story that he got a call for uh two suspicious males in the back seat of a

03:48truck and when he went there he knocked on the window he opened the door when he opened the door

03:54one of the guys finale finale on him from butt screwing the other guy oh my and

04:00officer down oh my god andy's been hit officer down please andy are you gonna make earn this

04:14are you gonna be okay andy take your gun and kill me that's terrible

04:29uh just kill him uh we saw on the helicopter uh he got uh blasted after the uh butt stuff and uh

04:36direct hit direct hit uh just finish him off boys finish him off it's so cold he told me to just

04:42stomp his head right in just kick my brain in kick my brain to smithereens

04:47dude it'll it'll wash off it's just no just kick my brain

04:54andy no seriously man it's just on your shirt kick my brain

04:59there's a bit of an overreaction kick my brain in take your nightstick and just bash it

05:04someone says if andy got finale stuff on him this would be playing oh yeah

05:11i just wanted to be a cop my whole life i don't know why tell us your story

05:17hell i got i got jizzed on

05:20no i'm just i don't even know who i am anymore

05:24i just shouldn't have done that i shouldn't have been there

05:29my partner was nowhere to be found i'll tell you ran away because he'd opened a yogurt in his car

05:34i'll be honest i i let i let one of my best buddies down that day i had

05:41just opened a what i thought was gonna be a yogurt and it jumped out and jizzed all over my arm and i

05:48just panicked i just went into an absolute total panic why'd you do that

05:52well it reminded me of what eventually ended up happening to you

05:59well that's why i live under this bridge now

06:01he's been under this bridge for five years true i eat coyotes

06:07kills him with his bare hands it's true changed his life that day eat him whole

06:15he's a wild man now

06:21things are different yeah well

06:24oh

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