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Andy the Diarrhea Psychic
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak were talking about a listener's e-mail that involved a mishap at a friend's house and Andy was essentially psychic when he guessed what happened to her almost immediately.
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this is a woman which makes it even worse she said please please keep me anonymous this is
00:13
very embarrassing i guess i just decided to share it with you guys i was at my friend's
00:18
house the other day i was sitting on her bed while she was taking a shower well i know never
00:24
trust a fart what did you know i just had a feeling you just could feel it i could feel it that is he's
00:31
got diarrhea esp he's got d esp d esp andy that's pretty amazing
00:51
your dance is pretty amazing
00:54
what are you sensing now i see your butthole going through some stuff
01:07
you got a crystal ball it's a brown crystal ball
01:12
diarrhea ball andy what do you see in your diarrhea ball that's really weird see i see
01:18
that's really diarrhea
01:24
well we see diarrhea yes that's his thing but diarrhea is like yeah yeah that's it
01:32
you'll have eight days of
01:33
andy the great yes i've come a long way welcome to ask you a couple questions come in to my
01:46
psychic room thank you oh wow what's under what's under that what's under that blanket oh under
01:52
there just more on the table the one on the table this is my crystal ball of diarrhea future
01:58
andy the great i'm here to ask you a couple questions really just one one or is it about
02:07
you see any
02:12
in my future
02:13
i see you eating a burrito yes you're really loving my god you're nailing it you're you're
02:18
nailing it this is i'm also gonna have a snack i eat snacks all the time you're good you are 100
02:26
legitimate the ball is telling me what is it telling you and you will have starting sunday
02:35
painful bernie diarrhea
02:39
it's good to know i'm glad i came here for three days oh my then it'll get better yes it's telling
02:47
me something huh then it's gonna go right back to worse than you can imagine
02:51
i knew it then by friday it'll get solid again oh thank god well i had to come to you you're
03:00
the best 875 dollars i'll gladly pay it thank you there you go people are calling him andy brown
03:09
the diarrhea psychic
03:18
ridiculous
03:23
it is it is it is it is but
03:26
but you know
03:29
like johnny carson it's brown it looks like the swirly poop oh that's it
03:34
the poop emoji yeah the poop emoji yeah it's a poop emoji inside of the karnak hat
03:41
there's a gold thing on top of it police need me they need a diarrhea psychic i can't imagine too
03:48
like another person comes in and like they just want to hear that they're gonna get diarrhea tell
03:52
give me it straight i'm i'm getting the diarrhea like i don't see i see no diarrhea in your come on
03:58
man be honest i see gas no i see lots of gas no tell me i've got diarrhea yeah but you don't have
04:05
diarrhea
04:09
oh my god
04:12
way to ruin a diarrhea sketch
04:17
you killed it you killed it
04:18
i killed it that was the most authentic
04:20
diarrhea sound in my life that was actually recorded
04:32
that's just the sound coming from the bathrooms
04:34
in my office yeah i thought it would be more comic-like
04:36
yeah it wasn't
04:37
it was disturbing
04:38
that wasn't at all it was graphic
04:40
it was very graphic
04:41
an actual b-hole
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that was as though a sound man on a movie set took a mic on a boom
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but i'm right close
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i'm real close
04:50
you listen to me good you you capture that diarrhea
04:54
that sound effect had a stench to it
04:57
yeah you're right i've never seen everyone in the room so disturbed by a sound effect
05:01
stopped us all i like took my headphones off
05:05
yeah he's like he just spent a half an hour talking about diarrhea but he was like god
05:11
what is that can't even do a god damn diarrhea psychic sketch around here
05:16
well somebody's just taking it a bit too far
05:21
making it gross
05:23
that's it
05:25
i'm done
05:28
i did it like a gentleman
05:29
i sang diarrhea with a sweet sweet angelic tone
05:35
but no but instead i had diarrhea sound effects piped right into my brain
05:41
via headphone
05:42
sorry about that
05:45
sorry about that
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