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Beasley Digital
  • 4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak were talking about a listener's e-mail that involved a mishap at a friend's house and Andy was essentially psychic when he guessed what happened to her almost immediately.

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00:00this is a woman which makes it even worse she said please please keep me anonymous this is
00:13very embarrassing i guess i just decided to share it with you guys i was at my friend's
00:18house the other day i was sitting on her bed while she was taking a shower well i know never
00:24trust a fart what did you know i just had a feeling you just could feel it i could feel it that is he's
00:31got diarrhea esp he's got d esp d esp andy that's pretty amazing
00:51your dance is pretty amazing
00:54what are you sensing now i see your butthole going through some stuff
01:07you got a crystal ball it's a brown crystal ball
01:12diarrhea ball andy what do you see in your diarrhea ball that's really weird see i see
01:18that's really diarrhea
01:24well we see diarrhea yes that's his thing but diarrhea is like yeah yeah that's it
01:32you'll have eight days of
01:33andy the great yes i've come a long way welcome to ask you a couple questions come in to my
01:46psychic room thank you oh wow what's under what's under that what's under that blanket oh under
01:52there just more on the table the one on the table this is my crystal ball of diarrhea future
01:58andy the great i'm here to ask you a couple questions really just one one or is it about
02:07you see any
02:12in my future
02:13i see you eating a burrito yes you're really loving my god you're nailing it you're you're
02:18nailing it this is i'm also gonna have a snack i eat snacks all the time you're good you are 100
02:26legitimate the ball is telling me what is it telling you and you will have starting sunday
02:35painful bernie diarrhea
02:39it's good to know i'm glad i came here for three days oh my then it'll get better yes it's telling
02:47me something huh then it's gonna go right back to worse than you can imagine
02:51i knew it then by friday it'll get solid again oh thank god well i had to come to you you're
03:00the best 875 dollars i'll gladly pay it thank you there you go people are calling him andy brown
03:09the diarrhea psychic
03:18ridiculous
03:23it is it is it is it is but
03:26but you know
03:29like johnny carson it's brown it looks like the swirly poop oh that's it
03:34the poop emoji yeah the poop emoji yeah it's a poop emoji inside of the karnak hat
03:41there's a gold thing on top of it police need me they need a diarrhea psychic i can't imagine too
03:48like another person comes in and like they just want to hear that they're gonna get diarrhea tell
03:52give me it straight i'm i'm getting the diarrhea like i don't see i see no diarrhea in your come on
03:58man be honest i see gas no i see lots of gas no tell me i've got diarrhea yeah but you don't have
04:05diarrhea
04:09oh my god
04:12way to ruin a diarrhea sketch
04:17you killed it you killed it
04:18i killed it that was the most authentic
04:20diarrhea sound in my life that was actually recorded
04:32that's just the sound coming from the bathrooms
04:34in my office yeah i thought it would be more comic-like
04:36yeah it wasn't
04:37it was disturbing
04:38that wasn't at all it was graphic
04:40it was very graphic
04:41an actual b-hole
04:44that was as though a sound man on a movie set took a mic on a boom
04:48but i'm right close
04:50i'm real close
04:50you listen to me good you you capture that diarrhea
04:54that sound effect had a stench to it
04:57yeah you're right i've never seen everyone in the room so disturbed by a sound effect
05:01stopped us all i like took my headphones off
05:05yeah he's like he just spent a half an hour talking about diarrhea but he was like god
05:11what is that can't even do a god damn diarrhea psychic sketch around here
05:16well somebody's just taking it a bit too far
05:21making it gross
05:23that's it
05:25i'm done
05:28i did it like a gentleman
05:29i sang diarrhea with a sweet sweet angelic tone
05:35but no but instead i had diarrhea sound effects piped right into my brain
05:41via headphone
05:42sorry about that
05:45sorry about that