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  • 4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak watch an interview of a couple on a British talk show who were "attacked" by a haunted doll and Lisa thinks Andy would have reacted in a completely different way than they did.

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00:00This show, this ITV morning show, it's like, looks like Britain's Today Show, obviously
00:11is way more effed up, because they had another link there that I saw, My Haunted Doll Attacked
00:17My Husband.
00:19Oh man, do I want to watch that?
00:22Me too, and we're about to.
00:23This is from Britain's ITV show, The Interview, My Haunted Doll.
00:30Attacked My Husband.
00:31When is this from?
00:32Okay, from last year.
00:33Do you seriously think this doll is possessed, do you?
00:35I wouldn't necessarily say possessed.
00:38So tell me about the doll.
00:40Do you collect dolls?
00:41Where did you get the doll from?
00:42No, actually I hate dolls.
00:43Oh.
00:44And why did you buy it?
00:45As an investor?
00:46Do you know what?
00:47They were £5 each, and we thought, well, we'll buy them, because they look like they're
00:52worth more than £5 each.
00:53You know, hands up, I bought them to resell.
00:55Look at that chair's beginning to rock.
00:56The chair's rocking.
00:57Look at that.
00:58Who's doing that?
00:59I'm intrigued by these scratches, Cameron.
01:03So tell me what happened.
01:04You woke up in the morning.
01:05Well, I literally woke up in the morning.
01:08I had my shower as normal, and then I felt a burning sensation on my leg.
01:12And I looked down, and there was a lot of scratches all over my knee.
01:16There must have been a dozen or 15 or so, but they looked like cat scratches.
01:20You could have just scratched yourself in the night, couldn't you?
01:22People do that.
01:23I've got my nails.
01:24He cuts his nails to the skin.
01:25Okay.
01:26Do you have a cat?
01:27No.
01:28Could you have scratched him?
01:29No, that's what I said.
01:30No, this is the thing.
01:31It didn't wake up.
01:32The thing is, this incident was not isolated.
01:34Yeah, that's right.
01:35Other things happened.
01:36Yeah.
01:37And all to the point where you ended up putting Her Highness out in the garden shed.
01:42Her Highness.
01:43And you locked her up in a box in the garden shed.
01:44And then when you went to revisit the box in the garden shed, tell us what you saw.
01:48That necklace that's on her was round, right round her neck.
01:52It was really tight, about five or six times.
01:55And that little pearl, little pearls, yeah.
01:57That little pearl necklace.
01:58And when I went to the shed, it was practically hanging off.
02:01She was in a plastic box with me.
02:02The doll's like, get me out of here, these people are crazy.
02:05With two other boxes on top.
02:06No one had been in the shed all weekend.
02:09Couldn't it have just been loose, the clasp, just falling off?
02:12Maybe it's loose.
02:13Never mind what it could have been.
02:14I thought they saw the doll crawl across.
02:17No.
02:18No.
02:19Scratch him to death.
02:20No.
02:21I woke up with some scratches.
02:22The doll totally attacked me.
02:24I was envisioning you, Andy, being attacked by the doll.
02:27Your reaction would be crazy.
02:29You'd be like, ah.
02:30I'd be like, I'm calling the police on this doll.
02:32After I behead the thing.
02:34Yeah, exactly.
02:35I'd kick that thing right across the room.
02:37Her Highness.
02:38Yeah, right.
02:39Smash that thing right to bits.
02:40I'm not putting it in the shed.
02:41Yeah.
02:42No, I'm getting the lawnmower out and we're going to have some fun.
02:469-1-1.
02:47Hello, 9-1-1.
02:48Listen, I've got a Honda doll.
02:49I'm chopping it to bits right now with an industrial lawnmower.
02:50After that, I plan on blowing up the little pieces with dynamite.
02:51You may hear it.
02:52You're getting some calls.
02:53Hold on a second.
02:54I'm going to shoot her a couple of times with a shotgun.
02:56See if that does it again.
02:57She's beheaded.
02:58Ran over with blown up.
02:59I'm going to throw her in a volcano.
03:00That's smart.
03:01That's smart.
03:02That's smart.
03:03Do that.
03:04Hold on.
03:05You're going to send somebody out here.
03:06She's not moving.
03:07I really got a good, I think, with that lawnmower.
03:08I might have done it.
03:09Just a couple for good measure there.
03:10There we go.
03:11I'm going to shoot her a couple of times with a shotgun.
03:12See if that does it again.
03:14She's beheaded.
03:15Ran over with blown up.
03:17Fans.
03:18I'm going to throw her in a volcano.
03:19That's smart.
03:20Do that.
03:21You're going to send somebody out here.
03:22She's not moving.
03:23I really got a good, I think, with that lawnmower.
03:28I might have done it.
03:29Just a couple for good measure there.
03:35There we go.
03:36I'm taking care of it.
03:39If you could send somebody out, really really appreciate it.
03:45all moved slightly so that's why I'm doing this. It didn't even attack me, it just slightly
03:50moved so I felt all this was necessary and I know I'm scaring my neighbours with all
03:55the gun shards and stuff. But hold on a second, I dropped my gun. Hold on. Alright. But I
04:03think, am I burning a wood chipper? I got my buddy here, help me wood chipper after bits.
04:11We've collected all the dust that remains and now we're gonna burn it. Because it was
04:17a doll that moved slightly. Honestly though, if you had a doll, if you had a doll, and it
04:24was just all the time, it had its arms just down, and then like, you came in the room one
04:31day and it was like, yeah, that's good. One of its arms is up, that's it, you burn it, you
04:37do the lawnmower. That's right. That's a perfectly normal reaction to it. I've burnt it, I've
04:42stabbed it, I've shot it, I've run it over, I've ripped it asunder, I've put it back together
04:48and broke it again.