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Diners, Dying, and Dongs
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an experience Lisa had at a spooky rest area in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan and Andy thinks going to creepy rest stops would make for a great travel show.
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00:00
Although I've only stopped at a rest stop like a couple of times in my life with my whole family,
00:10
I just thank God I didn't have to deuce there with the little half.
00:13
The rest stop.
00:14
The half walls.
00:15
Oh yeah, I forget they have those half.
00:17
It's just your torso's out, right?
00:19
Your torso's out.
00:20
But they don't have the half in the women's bathroom at rest stops.
00:23
Well, because it's the guys that are all blowing each other.
00:25
Yeah, exactly.
00:25
It's only some rest stops, right?
00:27
Because most of them, I've seen normal ones.
00:30
The rest stops on the way to Chicago definitely have the half walls.
00:33
The half wall, what a weird...
00:35
Have you ever been to a rest stop in the UP?
00:38
No, I have not.
00:39
In the Upper Peninsula of Michigan?
00:41
I thought I would die.
00:44
Because it was spooky, there was no one there.
00:46
It was just like in the woods, this little rest stop.
00:49
And I thought, this is it, you'll never see me again.
00:51
This is where I die!
00:52
I disappear here.
00:53
A UP rest stop, I never even...
00:56
You could just name a horror movie there.
00:58
In the Middle of Nowhere.
01:00
No.
01:00
Totally terrifying.
01:01
No, I'm just going to poop in a forest.
01:04
You should have made Lenny come in with you or something.
01:06
Well, he did, but still...
01:08
I'm sure he was standing guard.
01:10
It was still scary.
01:11
There was no one around.
01:12
There was a vehicle out there, but I didn't see anyone.
01:15
Where are they?
01:17
Where are they?
01:18
They're gone.
01:19
Are they dead?
01:20
No, they're gone.
01:21
Or is that the killer hiding in the toilet, Lee?
01:23
That's probably the one guy who lives there.
01:24
Was he under the toilet?
01:26
There's a couple of gay guys in the bushes doing it.
01:28
That's all.
01:28
No big deal.
01:29
Do you think that's what it was up in the UP?
01:31
There was a car, just nobody around.
01:33
Nobody around was weird.
01:33
Where'd they go?
01:35
I'm sure you didn't look down in the toilet.
01:36
You would have seen that guy's face looking up at you.
01:39
That's...
01:39
It was just a creepy man.
01:40
Took a lot of risks.
01:41
Take a lot of risks.
01:41
Take a lot of risks just to see some trees.
01:45
I didn't want to see trees.
01:47
You know what I mean?
01:47
It wasn't about the trees.
01:48
You go up there and...
01:49
I went up to the UP and I got out of the UP so fast.
01:53
I like sped out of there.
01:54
I was there for less than 24 hours.
01:57
I'm kidding.
01:58
I was like, I'm out of here.
01:59
There's nothing up here.
02:00
I gotta go.
02:01
You're like, there is the car with nobody around it and a rest stop that looks right
02:06
out of Rob Zombie's head.
02:08
Seriously, I'm not taking any chances.
02:10
I can't believe Lisa went to the haunted UP.
02:12
I did.
02:13
I can't believe I did that.
02:14
It makes me want to have a travel show where I just go to the scariest rest stops.
02:19
That's a great idea for a travel show.
02:22
Just like the spookiest.
02:24
Yeah.
02:25
Just like filming it from afar.
02:28
Look at it.
02:29
I can't believe he's about to do it.
02:31
I'll be like, I'm outside of some god-awful place in Alabama and Daddy Long Legs have taken
02:37
this rest stop.
02:38
Daddy Long Legs have taken the rest.
02:40
They all form a man who cleans it.
02:42
Yeah.
02:43
How you doing over there?
02:45
Easy for coming.
02:46
How you doing over there?
02:47
Daddy Long Legs, man.
02:50
We're a man now.
02:52
Interview those guys.
02:53
Yeah.
02:54
The rest stop workers.
02:56
What have they seen?
02:58
Come on.
02:59
This guy says, you guys are a bunch of pussies.
03:01
You should come on a ride with me in my truck, and I'll show you some scary rest stops, truck
03:07
stops.
03:08
Oh, yeah.
03:08
Of course.
03:08
That'll be...
03:09
That'll be...
03:10
It's like diners, drive-ins, and dives, except it's the hell version of that.
03:15
Right.
03:17
Hell's version.
03:18
I want you to do it the exact same way, though.
03:20
I want you to have like a red, old school, red car.
03:24
I'm like, come on down.
03:25
We're going to the scariest rest stop.
03:27
You can even imagine exactly.
03:29
Oh, today's hell's driver's dive.
03:33
That's what I want.
03:35
I want you to have the hairdo and the glasses.
03:38
All that in the same.
03:39
You gotta have this catchy little jingle, too.
03:41
Yeah, exactly.
03:42
Today we're going right outside of Chattanooga, Tennessee to see a real nightmare of a rest stop.
03:48
Come check it out with me.
03:52
Exactly.
03:53
That's what I want.
03:56
Hi, Nick in Tampa.
03:57
Good morning.
03:59
Good morning.
04:01
Good morning.
04:01
Good morning.
04:02
Good morning.
04:02
So, have you had a scary rest stop encounter?
04:06
Yes, I have.
04:07
It was in Latson, South Carolina.
04:10
I'm a service guy, so I depend on using the rest stops a lot.
04:15
I'm using the urinal.
04:18
He looks straight up and down at me and, like, is smiling the entire time as he's eyeballing my junk.
04:29
Oh, yeah.
04:30
Well, I mean, that's an average stop at the rest of my story.
04:35
That's the other thing that you see.
04:37
That's the main thing.
04:38
That's the other thing.
04:38
That happens 80% of the time, 20% of the time you die.
04:44
Driving, dying, and dicks.
04:45
Maybe that's driving, dicks, and dying.
04:50
Driving, dicks, and dying.
04:54
Get away, hillbilly!
04:56
Get away!
04:57
What do you say?
04:58
Hillbilly!
05:00
Go on out of here, hillbilly!
05:02
It's just driving, dying, and dicks.
05:04
It's just driving, dying, and dicks!
05:06
Wow, that was a close one.
05:07
That was super scary!
05:08
Tomorrow, I'm going to rural Utah!
05:16
It's just hilarious to me that you'd almost die on the show a couple times.
05:20
Every time, I think.
05:21
Every time, you know.
05:22
That would be exciting.
05:22
That's a ratings getter right there.
05:24
Oh, my God.
05:25
You'd almost die every time?
05:26
Driving, dying, and dicks?
05:27
Yeah, that's a ratings getter.
05:28
Oh, man.
05:29
Oh, my God.
05:29
Huge Netflix show.
05:31
Get out of here, hillbilly!
05:32
There's a lot of that.
05:33
I bet every episode there's one time where I say, leave me alone, hillbilly!
05:36
That's, like, your catchphrase you're known for.
05:41
What if you love shirts with them?
05:43
Exactly!
05:44
Yeah.
05:46
Leave me alone, hillbilly!
05:48
Triple D, and then, like, leave me alone, hillbilly.
05:51
Yeah, it does not flavor down.
05:52
It's leave me alone, hillbilly.
05:54
Leave me alone, hillbilly!
05:55
No.
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