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Beasley Digital
  • 4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about how Andy would react to being alone in a corn maze, after there was a story about a child that was left behind in a haunted house.

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00:00it's scary enough for a little kid to be left alone imagine andy what this would have done
00:08to your life how this would have scarred you a 35 year old guy named charles jones in merritt
00:13island florida on halloween took his five-year-old daughter to a haunted house five years old yeah
00:19and left her there he's a maniac he just left her there she was alone at the haunted house for two
00:25and a half hours before the cops finally tracked down her dad oh my god he was arrested for child
00:32neglect i guess he had a party he wanted to go to he thought she would have just had fun there while
00:37he was gone there's his mugshot no see you've gotta like pay for stuff jesus i just took stella to a
00:44haunted uh hayride she liked it she loved it she's still there right now turns out i spent the whole
00:51night with her you know held her hand and uh you know gave her hugs and you stayed with her you
00:58can't just leave a kid no you can't can't just leave a kid well that's i mean the kids have been
01:02left in corn mazes and stuff and you know we had that story before that that'll change your life
01:09oh yeah look what looking what seeing poltergeist too young did to my life
01:13right fear of clowns up imagine being trapped in a haunted house as a five-year-old for hours
01:18let's just imagine solving the corn maze in about 10 minutes dude a corn maze to me has always been
01:25off limits because i i'm like i'll never get out of that you won't even go i won't go near a corn
01:32maze i'm never getting out of that thing why would you put yourself in a maze yeah i've seen the
01:39shiny labyrinth right i've only done one in my life it was with the kid it was like daytime you know
01:45it wasn't nighttime um but yeah it was when i was in cub scouts there was a people were like
01:52i just always knew if i really got in any kind of trouble i'd just walk through the corn yeah but
02:01what if there's no end how big is always an end you know where it ends you just have to keep
02:06walk towards the donuts not always i could smell the donuts yeah i just would walk towards the
02:11donuts through the corn follow your nose it always knows do we got a donut hound
02:19little bitch like a bloodhound it comes to donuts i'm with you though i would never go in one of
02:25those i don't see the appeal of being lost i'm lost enough just living that's the story that i was
02:32to get up a three-year-old boy was found wandering alone through a 10 acre corn maze in northern
02:37utah after his family left him behind not realizing the small child was missing until the next morning
02:42he spent the night in a haunted corn maze crazy utah but uh yeah that's the kid's messed up plus
02:51if you're going through the corn maze and then you just encounter a child oh my god
02:55the children of the corn yeah a ghost of a boy's in here a ghost of a little boy's in here
03:06go run up and kick him
03:07poor kid
03:11kick him right into next week
03:13i thought he was gonna help but he screamed and he punched me in my mouth and then he took off
03:23said he's following the smell of donuts
03:26call me a demon child
03:28he said something about
03:30he said i was a ghost boy
03:32cinnamon cinnamon donuts
03:33but i was just a lost person
03:35so i hunkered down and spent the next night there
03:40yeah oh my god
03:44that poor child
03:46and he should not encounter a lost child
03:48i never even thought of what an alone child would look like inside of somewhere
03:52in a grocery store anywhere like a first case scenario it's not a lost child i'm like ghost child
03:56haunted aisle 12
04:01you're right you're right you throw a can of soup at him
04:06went right through him
04:08no it wouldn't
04:10you'd just destroy that poor child
04:11yeah
04:12poor lost child
04:13you've made his trauma even worse
04:15yeah
04:15poor poor kid
04:17a night alone
04:19at three years old
04:20a night alone
04:21in a haunted corn maze
04:22it's not a big maze
04:24yeah
04:24i mean andy doesn't even want to
04:27yeah
04:27i'm like corn all that much
04:29no
04:29help
04:30help
04:30help
04:31there's a ghost boy
04:33running around here with me
04:34you guys hear anything
04:36he's gonna kill me
04:37i swear to god i hear a bitch yelling
04:39crazy rednecks they run this please
04:42please
04:43hell he's real terrified
04:45you got a ghost boy loose in here
04:46he's chasing me oh god
04:49crazy rednecks they run this
04:51you think he knows he's 10 feet away from the donuts
04:53i don't know
04:54i smell the donuts but i just can't reach them
04:57he just has to walk through the corn
04:59please
04:59he won't
05:01ghost boy
05:01ghost boy if you're there and you're a good ghost please
05:05lead me to the donuts
05:07and the cider
05:09ghost boy
05:12oh show yourself ghost boy
05:15but don't be spooky
05:16please
05:18yeah
05:19pops out of the corn
05:21he's like i've been here for three weeks
05:24okay ghost boy
05:27listen
05:27listen don't you
05:28don't you do anywhere
05:30you want out of here
05:30yeah
05:31very much so ghost boy
05:33you're gonna have to follow me into the corn
05:37oh i knew it
05:38i knew it
05:39come with me into the corn
05:41is there donuts and cider ghost boy
05:43no
05:44oh my god
05:45oh my god
05:47yeah you're not following you kick me again
05:50don't go into it
05:52that ain't no ghost boy
05:53no
05:54no
05:55no
05:55no
05:56no
05:56no
05:57no
05:57no
05:58no
05:58no