Raccoon Loogie

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a story involving a Michigan man's pet raccoon biting his neighbors daughter and can't believe what they see, and hear, in the news segment.

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00:00a child is being watched for rabies in Michigan and a man's pet raccoon has been put down after

00:12the wild animal escaped and attacked a six-year-old girl yep he had a pet raccoon here's the story of

00:20how this played out from WJBKTV it's the face anyone would make after being bitten by a raccoon

00:26then given shots I've seen it was acting funny running in circles falling down dripping from

00:31his nose the six-year-old father is livid Thursday forced to capture this raccoon that he says

00:38attacked his daughter and son these people came over screaming it's their pet Wednesday afternoon

00:43Patrick McCluskey says his daughter and her eight-year-old brother were playing in the backyard

00:47of their Clinton Township home all of a sudden he heard screaming they slide the door open my

00:52daughter screaming and crying her legs bleeding the raccoon is on the steps trying to chase them in

00:57the house it ripped my son's pants Patrick says his neighbors then told him it's their pet their pet

01:03raccoon bandit had somehow gotten loose Patrick catching bandit and animal control officers taking

01:09him bandits owners feeling betrayed I love my raccoon and I don't want nothing to happen to

01:14Joel Bandro says he's had bandit for about three years he says the raccoon isn't aggressive and loves

01:20people my granddaughter she sleeps with the grandbabies when they come over he's a pet I will

01:26cough up a loogie he will eat it from my

01:29what just happened in that news story did that guy say he'd cough up a loogie and the coon would eat

01:43it is that how he feeds the raccoon the raccoon Dave did you not know that was in the

01:47story no I just watched the beginning oh man that doesn't make a whole Michigan look here

01:54bandit you ready to eat bandit that's the best thing ever is that that bandit's dead thank god

02:00bandit's dead time for dinner wow that poor baby

02:07well no wonder it went nuts and attack that's what I mean the poor raccoon oh it was eaten man

02:17boogers yeah I will hawk a loogie and the wreck what's wrong with that man I have no idea you guys

02:23a lot a lot I cannot believe that actually just happened after guys I can't either I hope in this

02:31whole story it was a wild ride and I thought it was just a bring it back bring it back we got

02:38to hear it again bring it back no it's not coming home it's gone Patrick catching he has no heart

02:44control officers taking him bandage owners feeling betrayed I love my raccoon and I don't want nothing

02:50to happen to Joel band imagine having a microphone for about three years he says the raccoon isn't

02:55aggressive and loves people my granddaughter she sleeps with the grandbabies when they come over

03:00he's a pet I will cough up a loogie he will eat it from my mouth I'm his mother look at the news girl

03:07she's like that poor reporter oh my god the rough scene she had to roll up she's like this is what I

03:16get I got the loogie story I got the raccoon loogie story look at this where she is like look at all

03:23that's what I mean no I mean I'm telling it's not when your neighbors get on your nerves a little bit

03:28just be grateful you don't have that yeah that's true loogie man loogie man yeah neighbor

03:34that's so true makes you appreciate makes me wonder what he feeds his dog oh my god James the

03:40neighbor I secretly hate I'm gonna get I'm gonna write him a nice little card now I mean he's not

03:44so bad right not so bad Andy he really isn't that bad put it in perspective buddy no he's got the guy's

03:49got a job and everything like everything's all right he's not loogie and into the raccoons I hope not

03:53makes me look like a saint yeah my god right around half naked I'd run I'd live next to six

03:58James's right put James all around me just don't my dog loogies reckon loogie what's wrong with that

04:04guy sorry era Erica Erickson that was that was a tough one for you that was she should win something

04:11for that she really should get some sort of journalist stoically stood there while the loogie was

04:17brought up yeah yes she barely a real like a real newsman like a newsman has should she didn't

04:22flinch she's a goddamn hero yeah that's what she is that was incredible I bet just at the end of

04:28that story I would have been like I'm Andy Green and I am super stoked to be away from that loogie guy

04:32that father needs to get out I probably would have just get out reached across and slapped him

04:40across the face when he said that's not happening at least she could have ended that story with

04:44I'm Eric Erickson and I'll never be the same

04:46dear god

04:53pure Michigan

04:55you get glimpses into humanity and you're like

04:57all right it's gonna be what 10,000 miles away from earth this thing

05:01oh man

05:02this asteroid

05:03I say we pull it in

05:05yeah can we make it come towards us because this is a disaster

05:08sometimes you live in a neighborhood where a guy raises a raccoon

05:18that attacks your kids

05:20chews on your child's clothes

05:23child's clothes

05:24rips him to shreds

05:26then out of nowhere he just tells you he spits in its mouth

05:30he's got no teeth

05:31he hucks loogies

05:34he's got remnants of teeth

05:36little tiny

05:38candy corns

05:39candy corn teeth

05:41little candy corns

05:42no one there has any hope

05:45neighborhood

05:47looks like they all used to professionally wrestle

05:50what else can you goddamn say

05:59I don't know

06:00I'm not sure you

06:01Michigan

06:02pure Michigan

06:04that's where we lend it

06:05that's where we lend it

06:05pure Michigan

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