The Bigfoot Files

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an alleged Bigfoot sighting in Michigan which leads to the discussion of being a pansy in the woods and Lisa being skeptical of the report.

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00:00two men camping out in the michigan wilderness claim to have possibly encountered bigfoot

00:12a self-described avid outdoorsman posted about the experience um he says never was really into

00:20the bigfoot scene until last month out in the middle of the woods in pinkney for a small game

00:24backpacking trip with my buddy got there about 11 30 at night we set up camp about 12 30

00:29the most loud freakiest inhuman yell slash scream slash roar

00:37that's how i envisioned it

00:43is shouted toward us not once but twice

00:49it filled the forest it was so incredibly loud

00:56hmm well that's uh what they say chuck and i decide to go camping

01:02yeah and we're laying there and that god-awful scream happens

01:09what was that we're no bear grills we're no uh dual survival guys you know what i mean like we're not

01:21the two people to have this happen to i just crapped my pants

01:26dude honestly if i'm in the woods and i heard something that i couldn't explain like that are

01:33you kidding me you would poop yourself no that's it dude if i heard a raccoon scream

01:40if i saw a family of raccoons

01:45i wouldn't want to be there anymore

01:47what if it was a bigfoot woman and because you're so tall

01:51oh my god i'm bigfoot raped

01:53i'm bigfoot raped

01:54what if it was just a regular male bigfoot who

01:56liked big tall males

01:58oh yeah that'd be even worse

02:00gay rapes yeah yeah yeah the gay foot bigfoot prism

02:03what's a bigfoot dong look like

02:04oh i picture lots of hair and lots of warts

02:07dirty it's dirty for sure

02:11it's dirty for sure

02:12it's been dragged through the mud a little bit

02:14yeah

02:14because then i'll be making that noise

02:16the sound you hear is the recording of dave hunter

02:21in 2016

02:23when a bigfoot

02:26gay bigfoot

02:27raped him

02:29from behind in the campsite

02:32while his radio partner looked on and laughed

02:35frozen in fear

02:39you'll hear him scream for his name

02:43but uh chuck was already gone

02:45there's always an explanation

02:47sure lease like bigfoot

02:50no besides bigfoot

02:52something more logical

02:54bigfoot and a family of them

02:56or aliens

02:58uh jason

03:00when was your uh

03:02pansy camping moment

03:03hi jason

03:04how you doing

03:05doing okay thanks

03:06um

03:07so i was actually

03:08me and my buddies were camping in that

03:10waterloo recreation area

03:12last weekend

03:13while we're exploring

03:14we hear

03:15pink floyd's

03:16wish you were here

03:17come on

03:17clear as day

03:18like it was 50 feet away from us

03:21on someone's radio

03:22and this is like 3 in the morning

03:23so there's no one around

03:25and you just hear pink floyd

03:27yes

03:28i don't know if bigfoot

03:29was out there

03:30playing music or something

03:31i would say this

03:32and he was smoking weed too

03:34so it's not so scary

03:37he's gonna come and join us

03:38it could be worse

03:39i was gonna say

03:40stone

03:43bigfoot sings the dance

03:52hey bigfoot sing it

04:01what a night we had with bigfoot

04:20bigfoot's rolling huge fatties

04:23oh hey biggie

04:27what's up bro

04:30you been a friend

04:31oh yeah

04:32yeah

04:33wanna smoke some of this

04:35wanna play some floyd man

04:36yeah

04:38oh pretty awesome

04:41puff puff pass biggie man

04:42don't fuck the joint

04:43it's gone

04:45he just

04:46smokes it down in one

04:48puff

04:49someone said

04:50lisa is the scully of the riff

04:51hashtag x-files

04:52hashtag don't be gross

04:53doesn't believe anything

04:56so sad

04:57i don't

04:57i never watched the x-files

04:59so that's

04:59she just poo-pooed everything

05:00that molder like

05:01i never watched it either

05:02molder was like

05:03oh my god it's aliens

05:04she's like

05:04you're a stupid idiot

05:06yeah cause i think molder

05:08like wants to believe

05:09like that's his thing

05:10he wants to believe

05:11that it's real

05:11so he's always trying to find

05:12me and lisa are in the forest

05:14molder is killing

05:14yeah

05:14and i'm like

05:16it's aliens man

05:18and she's like

05:19no you're stupid

05:21it's not

05:23there's always an explanation

05:25let's go investigate

05:25we should go investigate

05:29at least

05:30cause i'm

05:31sure it was bigfoot

05:32dude

05:33i'm sure it was bigfoot

05:35there it is

05:37you're just dumb

05:41oh my god

05:43i just discovered

05:43something over here

05:45what

05:45what is it

05:46you're stupid

05:47yep

05:51found it right under

05:52this rock

05:52you're stupid

05:56how do you believe

06:00in this stuff

06:01look is this

06:03bigfoot poop

06:05oh my god

06:07lisa did you find

06:08some bigfoot poop

06:09no you

06:10dumb idiot

06:11my dog

06:14just pooped

06:15now i'd watch that

06:18next time

06:18in a heartbeat

06:19just got molly

06:20and lou

06:20out there

06:20ruining all

06:23of your theories

06:23and ideas

06:24there you go

06:25our own

06:26molder and scully

06:27here

06:27i'll see you

06:29next time

06:29i'll see you

06:30next time

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