Dave's Clam Jam!

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about weird encounters people have had in gym locker rooms. Dave is really hoping to hear from women on the subject but the stories we do get aren't what he was expecting.

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00:00this is crazy what someone saw in a locker room and they posted about it online um there's always

00:15crazy stories out of locker rooms and we have to ask you again this time what is the craziest

00:21thing you've witnessed in a locker room but it always turns into a sausage fest let's do a bit

00:25of a clam jam today too if we can i don't know don't refer to it like that clam jam maybe don't

00:30say that there's no clam don't ever say that again i can't promise that i like it uh you like it i mean

00:38i don't like that he said it um what i mean is ladies we'd love to hear from you as well

00:44a clamberie yeah that sounds fun huh sounds better i guess

00:50than a clam jam yeah um i didn't even really know to be truthful at least what he even meant by

00:59clam jam i i knew well sausage fest and clam jam pretty self-explanatory i mean i guess like my

01:06whole thing maybe it's because i know the story that he's about to hit on that i'm i'm polluted

01:11with the knowledge and then a clam jam to me is like uh

01:16more of a intimate right jamming the question is what's the craziest thing you've walked in on in

01:24a gym locker room lisa had a pantsless lady ask her the weather yeah yeah that's right yeah wild

01:31yeah what about you so this person said um i do believe it's time to cancel my membership

01:40what are some good gyms to go to in the flint area please because today i walked into the locker room

01:47to change and there was a black guy fully erect and two white guys on their knees servicing him

01:57one of them a very elderly man dear god you don't mind if i can i give it a kiss

02:06do you think any of them paused or tried to conceal what they were doing no nope they looked at me as

02:13if to say he hey either join in or get the hell out of here yeah and i got the hell out of there

02:19missed opportunity craziest thing you've discovered in the locker room just wish some ladies would just

02:25call and just fake it for dave i mean just to give day like give him the day he wants don't not you

02:32don't make me do it don't make me get on the phone how you doing yeah don't make me yeah you want to

02:39hear a story about dave no um sarah's with us here clam jam clamory hey sarah so uh tell us what did

02:49you walk in on in a locker room it is not what i walked in on i was getting done with my workout

02:56and a lady next to me decided while i was taking off all of my clothes it'd be a good time to start

03:02talking to me about my tattoos that are normally covered up with clothes on and i'm like where are

03:10said tattoos you know where they're at uh thighs inner thighs lower back and they're otters and

03:17mermaids they are really pretty but still not the time i want to be asked about them when i'm getting

03:22naked in a locker room yep yeah no yeah yeah all right thank you sarah all the best charlie what

03:32clam jam clambory

03:38more ladies please i mean you're not gonna find him it's guys guys are the gross ones i know we're

03:46the weird guys you can call too but obviously we're just looking you know to change it up sometimes uh

03:52someone said i walked in on two guys shaving each other's ball sacks hey chuck yeah got a minute

03:59sure do can't get a couple areas here oh yeah let me lift it up pull it like a bat wing for me

04:05leg up on the bench the other guy pulling his balls tight and shaving yeah that's nice

04:10there's a couple guys helping each other out ancient lady hand dryer

04:17roast beef flapping in the breeze yeah you know you gotta dry it out i mean it's gotta be incredibly dry

04:25dry that's gotta be incredible dry you know when you see like uh one of those dogs when they leave

04:30their head out the window and the oh yeah yeah i feel sharp a or whatever they are with the face

04:35an old lady drying her bits compare a dog's face i don't think it's i think it's dry lips

04:41that's awful i mean i hate to say it i hate to say it uh this person goes to a gym around here says

04:47i'm not kidding a glot a guy had bleached his pubes and dyed it like the italian flag

04:54and was free balling in the locker room it makes a lot of sense you're putting

04:58hey yo what are you looking at what are you looking at what are you looking at yeah it's

05:05the italian flag want to take a closer look yeah don't look don't look if you dye your pubes

05:12in the color of your homeland's flag yeah pretty cool you want people to see oh yeah

05:19yes that was right yes you want to see your italian sausage yes yeah in fact that's exactly what it

05:26is jason you get the hell out of here right now for putting no put you get what the hell out of

05:32dodge it's a good old clamberie clamberie he wanted a clamberie he wanted clamberpalooza

05:38it was not a clam bait they got all sorts of names what happened go ahead tell us dude no what

05:44happened go ahead my wife walked into the locker room and saw a woman squeezing pus out of her

05:54nipple rings clam jam that's what you wanted dave yeah you got it booby bash

06:03there you go oh man uh pus nipple pus pus squeezing okay i mean i got i get it you got to get the

06:13pus out but why not just go to the stallers like there's right go to privacy bitch yeah some privacy

06:19filthy bitch filthy bitch plenty of privacy inside the locker area um this lady said clam jam my

06:29girlfriend uh saw an old lady eating soup in the locker room ladies are crazy they're at the gym old

06:38men and old ladies they're doing whatever they want to do soup in a clam jam like i'm gonna eat my

06:43soup now that's it this is the perfect spot look at all these naked people around i'm just gonna eat

06:51some there's got to be pubes and stuff and yeah smells i can't even imagine the smell of a locker room

06:59and you'd be like you know what let's eat yeah a warm food oh my god a warm soup meg is with us

07:08hey good morning good morning thanks for joining the clamboree the question is what have you seen

07:13in a locker room listen i fought calling in on this one because wow just wow so it goes this is probably

07:22about five six years ago okay caught my boyfriend i saw a picture in his phone of some girl's butt

07:28and i'm like well who is this obviously you're cheating no no no i found it online whatever

07:33we're working out in the gym me and my girl and she's like look i just slept with so-and-so and i

07:38heard he's got the perp i need you to look for me i'm like i i can't look at your bits and there's

07:45girls coming in and out of this gym so up she leaps onto the counter well wait she pulls her pants

07:51down and i realized that that is the same butt that i just saw a week prior in my boyfriend's phone

08:00and she had sores bro she had sores what yeah that's fresh so meg for the win

08:08oh my god herpes sores what yeah no no no no no no stop this is what you wanted dave

08:28there's actually jam on that clam clam jam is it everything you thought it would be

08:38thanks for ruining the clambering yeah no that's terrible what a terrible end

08:48what a terrible end to the clam off

08:54yeah we can have just a little fun right can we just have a no no like no we can't cry but it's

08:59just you know like what do you want to do it's all yeah sounds better than what the reality of it

09:07there's not there isn't 10 hot goth lesbians in a locker room well it's chug's fantasy now we know

09:15chug's fantasy 10 hot goth lesbians

09:21we know hey you're on with dave and chuck the freak welcome to the clamberie yeah you're not

09:25going to believe this but i was in a planet fitness and i walked into the men's locker room

09:30there's 10 10 tattooed goth lesbians kissing each other they were like come on get in the shower

09:39and i got in there and just it was a terrible time so i just wanted to call let you know it

09:45is possible that cool cool stuff uh happens from time to time the worth the membership price yeah

09:53all right see you later i mean it's just not yeah it's identifying things

10:05yeah it's it's uh it's a lady jumps up on the countertop with herpes and

10:10whips her pants down and says do i have saws here am i sleeping with your guy

10:16that's it that's the real clam jam

10:23you know they can't all be great you keep trying dave though he does

10:28i mean i do the gusto yeah i mean you think we're not six months you haven't heard the end of clam

10:32jams yeah we'll be back we'll try again yeah it's the fourth annual clam jam it is i wish it was

10:39sponsored who makes really good clam chowder they could sponsor i know it'd be great we'll be sponsored

10:43by like herpes cream or some std cream herpes at the clams yeah that's true we got yep that's true

10:49that is the stories we got something else i'll tell you nipple pus right yeah oh yeah that's

10:56let's not leave that out it's more like a gumbo now when a woman asks another woman to pull her pants down

11:03and look at her ass it's not where the story you would expect it to go no no no but i mean it is what

11:11it is i like your fantasy anything's possible in a clamberie exactly she was gonna yeah yeah

11:19you heard i mean hello hello dave led right to cunnilingus yeah my boyfriend come on two thumbs down

11:30ass herpes oh yeah that's how we ended it those are my thoughts not yours is that i'm dave hunter

11:37that was happening oh wow oh okay all right clam jam

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