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Cousin Gary's Surprise
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak asked listeners about the weirdest night they ever had and one story involves a strange encounter between two cousins.
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00:00
What would you describe as your weirdest night ever?
00:13
Kenny, you're on with Dave and Chuck the Freak.
00:15
Describe your weirdest night ever.
00:17
Accidental penis, guys.
00:19
Accidental penis to you.
00:21
Yeah, so I went to this party, man.
00:24
It was my first band.
00:25
It was like a coming out party.
00:27
Well, my cousin Gary is sitting on a picnic table.
00:30
On the table end, playing guitar for these three girls.
00:33
And I come up and I have my penis out right next to his face, bro.
00:36
And when he's playing guitar, he makes this really stupid face.
00:40
And he's got his mouth wide open, just hanging there.
00:43
And the girls start laughing and pointing really hard.
00:45
Because it's just right there at his cheek.
00:47
And as he turns his head to see what's going on, it just kind of popped right in his mouth, man.
00:52
Oh, my God.
00:55
Yeah.
00:56
It just went right in there, bro.
00:58
So, it was terrible.
01:00
I fell off the table just laughing.
01:03
Oh, boy.
01:04
You'd be the last.
01:05
Was that the last time your band ever played?
01:07
You don't ever hear that behind the music.
01:18
The old dick in the mouth breakup.
01:22
Cousin Gary.
01:26
They knew the band would break up.
01:29
He was playing for three ladies.
01:31
Like, I got this.
01:35
It was at that moment that he put his dick in Cousin Gary's mouth.
01:39
The band...
01:40
The band would never recover.
01:43
No.
01:44
Cousin Gary killed him.
01:48
I mean, I've got a guitar.
01:49
It becomes a weapon when there's all of a sudden a donger there.
01:52
How close was he, too?
01:56
That is...
01:57
That's got to be one of the few cases in the world of accidental penis in mouth.
02:01
I don't know.
02:02
I want to know what the ladies that were watching did.
02:04
Like, they just got up and left?
02:06
They just turned away?
02:07
I'm pretty sure.
02:09
They're like, ooh.
02:10
Whoa.
02:10
They didn't expect to see that.
02:12
They went all through the race.
02:14
Like, some guys.
02:15
Whoa.
02:15
Cousin Gary sat as a guy's dog in his mouth there playing guitar for us women.
02:23
Slipped it in.
02:24
We better get out of here, ladies.
02:26
I don't know.
02:27
That's a weird scene.
02:30
It's time to go.
02:33
Yeah, because he was probably doing just fine.
02:35
You know what I mean?
02:35
He's got the guitar out.
02:37
He's got three chicks.
02:38
Cousin Gary had three chicks.
02:39
He was serenading three chicks.
02:41
He was about to have a three-way or four-way.
02:43
I don't know about you ladies, but I'm digging this.
02:45
It's Cousin Gary.
02:47
This is a guitar.
02:48
What's this?
02:49
A dong.
02:50
Yeah, that might be the ultimate in Cack Black.
02:55
Oh, that's the ultimate.
02:56
Oh, I literally blocked him with this.
02:58
You know what I mean?
02:59
His eyes were closed while he was singing.
03:01
Yeah, yeah.
03:01
Whatever.
03:01
That's true.
03:02
That's true.
03:03
That's true.
03:04
Oh, man.
03:09
Because you wouldn't know what it was at first.
03:11
No, you wouldn't.
03:12
What's in my mouth?
03:15
Sorry, Cudge.
03:23
I'm going to need that back.
03:24
What is this?
03:26
What is it in my mouth right now?
03:28
Oh, my God.
03:31
The night the music died.
03:33
It's your penis.
03:35
Bye-bye, Miss American.
03:37
Put the penis in the mouth, and everybody said, bye.
03:42
Cousin Gary died.
03:45
Cousin Gary.
03:48
The party's over.
03:49
The band's over.
03:50
Everything's done.
03:51
Everything's done.
03:52
God, I so want to hear Cousin Gary's take on that night.
03:55
Oh, Cousin Gary.
03:56
He's never going to be seen again.
03:58
Yeah, Cousin Gary hit the railroads.
03:59
Because everyone knows, right?
04:03
Everyone now knows Cousin Gary had a penis in his mouth.
04:06
That was that one time I did that.
04:09
He's never played guitar again.
04:11
That was when I put my guitar down, and I looked never again at music.
04:15
I knew music wasn't for me.
04:17
They could have been this big band.
04:19
Oh, yeah.
04:20
What would have happened if that wouldn't have went in his mouth?
04:23
Featuring Cousin Gary on guitar!
04:25
Cousin Gary and the Tricksters!
04:29
They say Cousin Gary would have been the next Eddie Van Halen.
04:35
Oh, my gosh, you can see Cousin Gary and the Tricksters!
04:39
The music stopped that day for Cousin Gary.
04:44
Never, ever picked up the guitar again.
04:47
Some say you can still hear Cousin Gary playing his guitar in the woods.
04:53
Ladies, listen up to my sweet solo.
04:58
Get it, Cousin Gary!
05:06
Got him!
05:08
Got him good.
05:10
I do like the women.
05:11
Wow!
05:12
Time to go!
05:14
Oh, you do.
05:15
Think of another place to go here.
05:17
If the guy who's serenading you all of a sudden has a penis in his mouth,
05:21
that night is done.
05:22
I can still taste it.
05:24
Okay.
05:25
All right, we're going to take a break.
05:26
Okay.
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