Crazy Date Enders

Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to share stories of the terrible dates they were on and had to end on the spot when someone did something crazy.

Transcript

00:00what is something crazy someone did on a date that made you ended immediately this guy said

00:11this crazy girl brought her mother's ashes to our date at Outback Steakhouse oh god oh my god oh

00:19mom's gonna have the blooming onion

00:22she's just like that dang he thought just not over it oh that poor lady but that's insane sorry

00:40there's no guy who would continue that no I mean I hope he didn't I hope he didn't I went out with

00:44a guy who started touching himself at the movies he said uh listen I just gotta rub this out real

00:51quick then we can get back to watching the movie that is a bold man do you want to help me with

00:58this listen don't mind me I've just got to take care of this yeah three-hour movie you know how

01:06aroused I get during Star Wars that was Chuck's text yeah yeah what was about Chuck sorry yeah

01:14my goodness James was next to me god that is bizarre Lindsay

01:19hello hi yeah it's Lindsay from Bloomfield Hills how are you good how are you guys we're good so

01:26we're asking about uh the crazy thing that happened that made you immediately end a date

01:29yeah my friend actually went on her first ever online date and the guy admitted he was acting

01:37funny and he goes sorry I uh I had to take some acid this morning to calm you down uh and then

01:45admitted that he had taken a sabbatical from his really good finance career to explore the world

01:50of synthetic drugs and make the career out of it yeah I had to take some acid to calm down

01:57you tell you what acid doesn't do calm you down no no it's not it's not it's not a relaxing drug to

02:07no no nothing stresses you out like the wall's breathing

02:11yeah at least he was honest came right out with it yeah I mean LSD is just to calm me

02:21and I plan to I plan to make my whole life about being on it taking a break from work to focus more

02:31on these drugs taking a sabbatical of sorts to do hardcore drugs I have seen a couple things lately

02:37where there are dudes that do this and it's all about magic mushrooms yeah like they're like

02:43professional mushroom takers yeah like mushroom dudes they know everything about mushrooms wow I

02:49don't know it's got a real word for it but shroomers shroomers there's shroomers um someone said

02:55we went to dinner at chili's he sucked my toe under the table then denied it that wasn't me

03:01chili's how do you suck a toe and deny it oh I've dropped where are you under there what are you doing

03:10Chuck where are you going Chuck that guy's going under the table over there

03:15how do you pull that off I have no idea deny it on top of it no I didn't you're like in one of those

03:22raised up chairs you know eating your chilies lady you're crazy I didn't do that I would never

03:29have licked or sucked your toes without asking then asked me if he could wear my panties and he knew the

03:36color of them while he was down there obviously can you imagine just I mean maybe even if I'm like

03:44distracted and I'm looking at something or reading the menu like this and then I feel my toe being

03:49sucked you kick right like because you don't even know who it is you know maybe you're just trying to

03:59help her out maybe she was eating those baby back ribs with her toes and just wanted to get them all

04:02clean for a little sauce but then the fact that he denies it is even crazier that wasn't me there's

04:07two of us at the table you just I guess you're just hoping she loves it well then he kicked it up

04:15a notch about the panties and all right an unbridled feral perv yeah yeah I mean not the last perv at

04:22chilies I'm sure but still a weird night at chilies

04:27you