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  • 4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak celebrate National Spouses Day by talking to listeners about the annoying things their spouses do.

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00:00what annoys you the most about your spouse that's what we're asking right here um john's calling us
00:12from canada hi john hi penis ball penis um yeah my uh life first she'll bitch about or sorry
00:21complain no that's fine that's what it is food in my mouth uh what we're eating uh but my complaint
00:28about her is that she'll pass gas when uh like when we're eating what farts your wife farts while you
00:38eat while you eat yes that's terrible the one and and just the other night i passed her with my plate
00:46putting food on it and she let one go not loud but i just kind of looked at her and if i do say
00:52anything it just goes to a disaster i'm so sorry that you have to put up with that that's yeah
00:59absolutely lisa that's horrible dude you she can so she gets mad at you if you mention that she farted
01:07don't bring it up yeah what she doesn't say i'm sorry oh my god i'm embarrassed it's life
01:12you can't fart while people are opening their mouth and putting food in it
01:18no john to me that's the tip that's got to be the tip of the filthy bitch iceberg because
01:23you don't just fart meat and that's your only thing like she's got to be filthy all around come
01:28on you're holding back just leave it at what he what he had to say she can so mean she can just
01:34thanks john right in his dinner complain about him here's the thing how terrified are you as a man
01:40when you've walked by and someone's farted on you and you can't say anything you can't say anything
01:45so how bad is life how long have they been married did he say he didn't say a long
01:50whatever whatever number of years it feels like a long long time other things making the list here
01:57um about your spouse that annoys you the most not being financially responsible yeah that's got to be
02:02tough this is a checklist chuck has checked a lot of boxes uh being a control freak is number three
02:12what can you tell us chuck about
02:25these situations can you talk about specifically is there an issue with being a control freak
02:33he's blinking something he blinked manically that i know a little morse code it seems that that's s
02:41oh s oh he said s o s
02:45s he said it again he's saying now he's spelling help
02:51i don't know how to spell hell yeah that's the last i knew
02:57is there an issue with not being financially responsible
03:04oh man as we all uncomfortably laugh
03:19i know i know i'm not laughing
03:24i know i'm not laughing
03:26it's not chip beef it's chuck's life
03:28it's chuck's life
03:30oh chuck's life oh no
03:32oh nice
03:33chuck's life
03:35hilarious huh
03:40no
03:40no i hurt for you on the inside
03:42keep laughing
03:43it looks like you're in so much pain
03:45i always think about your troubles
03:47a few more quick calls on this what annoys you the most about your spouse on this national
03:53spouses day mike from boston
03:54lisa three-way lisa three-way
03:58hey you guys might have some of this experience
04:02i drive so i get up really early
04:04and i'll get home i'll be beat
04:07just starting to fall asleep
04:08and my wife will come in and flick the light on
04:11and oh i found the most beautiful curtains today
04:14and you should have seen
04:15you know the most useful information
04:17yeah
04:18leave me alone
04:20yeah
04:21yeah i had to honestly i had to train amber
04:24not to do stuff like that
04:25my annoyance like that doesn't ever happen
04:28while i'm sleeping
04:30i'm pretty good while i'm taking my nap or whatever
04:32uh it is in the middle of me watching like a show i want to see
04:36like i am clearly watching a show
04:39and then someone comes in and is like
04:42did you hear about rut having a row on his friends
04:47and then i have to
04:53and i with huge eyeballs
04:55okay
04:55and i don't know if anyone else is like this
04:57we know your eyeballs
04:58and i'm like
04:58yep
04:59pause
05:02what was that
05:04about the friend
05:07yeah
05:08yeah
05:10and then apparently how i respond
05:12oh
05:13is not
05:13apparently i have a way that i say
05:15yeah
05:16that means i didn't listen
05:18uh what's the number one thing
05:20that annoys us the most about our spouses
05:21we'll get to that in just a moment
05:23a few more quick calls though
05:23eric from lansing
05:24tell us what is it in your life
05:25oh
05:28hey there
05:28uh ripcord
05:29ripcord
05:30ripcord
05:31um i just wanted
05:32so whenever my wife sneezes
05:34she takes a really deep breath
05:36and then screams
05:38at you
05:39or watch you
05:40and it's just
05:41you don't need to do it
05:43i don't
05:43it's very dramatic
05:44it's super dramatic
05:46it fills the house
05:47she was in choir
05:48it's
05:50it's
05:50it's just absurd
05:51watch you
05:52that's weird
05:53watch you
05:56watch you
05:58i don't know man
06:02i let it
06:02i let it out
06:03you do too
06:04i let it out
06:05i don't uh
06:06i don't form a word though
06:07when i do it
06:08no
06:08yeah i don't think i say a word
06:10i swear after the fact
06:13i swear after but like my sneeze is a loud sneeze
06:16yeah i have a loud sneeze too
06:18but it's funny to do
06:19achoo
06:20and just
06:21you know
06:22you