Pimple Neck

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Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to share about awkward encounters with woman and the first caller has a really shocking story.

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00:00What was your most awkward moment with a lady?

00:13Ladies, what's the most awkward a guy has been with you?

00:16248-544-9743 and text us 4WRAF-49743.

00:22Nate from Macomb will kick us off on the Riff Lines.

00:24Good morning, Nate.

00:25Hey, how's she going, eh?

00:26How's she going, eh?

00:27What's the most awkward you've been with a lady?

00:30All right, so me and this girl were getting a little hot and heavy one night,

00:33and it was our first date.

00:34Well, I kind of went to go bite her on the neck,

00:37but she actually had a pimple on her neck, and it squirted right into my mouth.

00:42Yep, yep.

00:43So I kind of just ended it right there.

00:46Made her go home, had to brush my teeth.

00:48Oh, God, there's a pimple in my mouth.

00:51I think Andy's about to throw up.

00:53Oh, Jesus.

00:55I'm glad I can make it.

00:56Dirty bastard.

00:57But yeah, that was probably the most awkward I had.

01:00Oh, boy, imagine.

01:01I had to end it right there.

01:02You could imagine you went to bite, and then you felt like something strike you,

01:09like deep in the back of your tongue.

01:12Like a yellow pus.

01:15Very descriptive.

01:17God, that's disgusting.

01:19You pimple, you bitch.

01:21Listen.

01:21Don't let me bite you.

01:23Listen.

01:23Don't push me away.

01:24You know you got pimples?

01:25No, but they didn't.

01:26Pussy pimples?

01:27You know, the thing is, you gotta know the territory.

01:32You know, you gotta take a gander around and make sure you're not biting on something growing.

01:38Yeah.

01:39You look before you bite.

01:41Yeah.

01:41I mean, would there even be, like, would there be, like, a lot?

01:44Or what is the deal?

01:46What's the deal?

01:46What if it was big and it shot?

01:50Oh, my Lord.

01:50Thank God.

01:51There's no fussy pimples on me.

01:53Do I have the neck pimples?

01:54I'm sure I got something somewhere.

01:56I've never had a pimple on my neck.

01:59That's gross.

02:00Well, I mean, it's just, as guys, we get them because we get ingrown hairs or whatever.

02:04Well, that's different.

02:05That's an ingrown hair.

02:06That's what I'm imagining, though.

02:07I'm imagining, like, God, that was horrible.

02:11Man, it really went right off the top.

02:13Yeah.

02:14Wasn't what I expected.

02:15Don't you think you'd puke, Andy?

02:16I would puke.

02:16I would totally puke.

02:17If I had pimple pus in my mouth, I'm puking.

02:20Don't you have to try and scrape it off?

02:22I'm getting it out.

02:23I'm just getting it out.

02:23What do you do?

02:24How do you get it out?

02:25It's already in the back of the throat.

02:26You just gotta wash it down, probably.

02:28Don!

02:28Stop it!

02:29Listen, any kind of thing when you, like, if you're gonna go in for some kind of kiss or make out,

02:35and there's, like, a pussy thing, or, like, a long hair, that's it!

02:39I mean, long hair?

02:41Long hair.

02:43Like, I knew a guy who talked about a girl's nipples being hairy.

02:47No.

02:48Let's not go down those roads.

02:49No more pus or nipple hairs.

02:51Okay.

02:51All right?

02:52All right.

02:52Let's not continue with those things.

02:53We got rid of it all.

02:54That's not what I expected at all from this, but...

02:56No, not at all.

02:57Definitely.

02:58Just awkward dorks is what I expected.

03:00Yeah.

03:00Not disgusting pus.

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