Girls With Nasty Habits

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Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to share their stories about women with gross habits and one of them involves chewing on man undies.

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00:00so uh does your girl chew and if not what's your girl's nastiest habit your girl right now or

00:09someone you've been with 1-855-954-6969 uh chris will start us off on the toll free dave and chuck

00:16lines hey chris hey how's it going guys good girl's nastiest habit well my ex-girl used to

00:23basically like every time she cut herself and stuff or like every time there would be something

00:27that would cause her to bleed she would end up like eating the blood but there was one day

00:31she was kind of curious what was going on down there reached down there no and saw some blood

00:38no and i watched her just stick her finger

00:41come on well well well well chris first oh my god you're a vampire for yourself

00:55am i even a vampire would be like jesus why why did you do that that's a girl

01:03you get it out of the neck well it's clean well even dracula calls that one a party foul

01:10yeah exactly i just wonder if there were any signs leading up to that that she might

01:14do that she might be capable and then all of a sudden she did that because i don't think that

01:20like when people like cut their finger or whatever and it bleeds i don't think it's that crazy that

01:25someone would like no yeah put it in their mouth to like stop the bleeding or you know what i mean

01:30no i can get that the taking it to the next step is such a giant leap i don't know if that's the

01:36next step yeah yeah there's 25 other steps a bunch of steps that'd be like a guy reaching into

01:42his back door deep on in there pulling his hand out and taking a big whiff right that's the comparable

01:47oh it's sucking it clean yes you're right you're right uh god almighty

01:53regular line now alex good morning

01:57yes um well i actually just got done

02:01playing uh baseball out of college down in southern kentucky the last four years

02:06oh yeah and like i mean everyone did everyone dipped around there so talked to this one girl

02:12and we decided to go to the car you know we're outside whatever um started making out i didn't

02:19realize she had a dip in the whole time like a big dick on the side and you know and what she

02:27she like tried to put it in my mouth oh oh god oh no no no she did the dip switch

02:34like i was just sitting there just like no no no no no no no and then i just i kind of threw up

02:41in the side of her mouth oh my god you threw up what'd you get that's what you get that's what you

02:46get you know you know i did all the time you know what i mean just like if i if a girl tried to spit

02:53her dip in my mouth yes while we were kissing yes they'd pull my hands from her neck as i tried

03:00then to choke the life out of her honest to god madam

03:04uh it's too polite of a word for why it is but i just can't believe it madam you are

03:14a gazillion bajillion horse

03:17it's true though i i might i might puke if you if i even tasted

03:25chew on like someone's tongue or something i don't want to taste anything oh i think i'd

03:32throw right up i stuck my tongue in there and i came back with something on it oh no or like a

03:38like a little shredded up leaf or something and it was it was on your tongue and you're like

03:43trying to get it off

03:45yeah chip is next hey chip

03:51hey how you guys doing penis what's your comment

03:56okay well uh it kind of goes back a few years ago i used to like

04:01know i'm my old lady's underwear just a little bit you know but now it's the point like

04:07what my old lady does mine she chews my underwear and puts holes in them

04:12i'm sorry i'm sorry chip hold on a moment um you said he started off you started off chewing

04:20your lady's panties yes chewing on yeah and now she chews yours but she's like a moth

04:28she chews giant holes in them what's wrong with you people

04:32he's got a healthy attitude i guess he does i'm terribly sorry chip could you

04:43that's the greatest name for a story like chip could you please tell me once more of your

04:49what is this that your lady and you chip are doing underwear chewers

04:53chip one second i need some clarification chip

04:59go back to the details i am desperately trying to piece together your tail

05:08i believe it started with your woman's underwear

05:14in your mouth which was then followed by your woman's uncontrollable desire to chomp on your

05:25crotch sometimes my little dave mind just can't wrap around it

05:29apples and cinnamon apples and cinnamon chip

05:34i have never in my entire life heard anything quite so revolting

05:41i believe you chip and your bride are quite the whores

05:47you're right go get yourself some pringles right

05:49yeah i don't know it's way better

05:51eat something else bitch

05:52not my underwear

05:54them's eight snacks

05:56that's not for hating

05:58you

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