Are You Weird?

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to call-in and share what makes them weird and toenail sniffing, a lady taxidermist and an ass washer made the list.

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00:00are you like normal people or are you weird if you weird if you are weird if you weird yeah

00:10tell us how you're weird 1-855-954-6969 quickly on the dave and chuck lines here 1-855-954-6969

00:19how are you weird when we were looking for obviously you know more off the wall kind

00:25of stuff here they ask people that question are you normal or are you weird

00:30we're twice as likely to say that we are weird everybody's weird i think so too i think the

00:40people that really think they're normal could be the weirdest ones yeah yeah who thinks they're

00:45normal yeah you shouldn't no you definitely shouldn't 48 agreed with the statement most

00:51people are not like me while one in four said they're pretty normal i might like think i'm

00:59weird for a second and then i like look at james's life and then i'm like no see that's more weird

01:06right yeah i live a very weird lifestyle yeah my brain doesn't function like normal people's brains

01:12uh and i'm into things that normal people aren't into right electric unicycles yeah you celebrate

01:18holidays by riding large wooden penises yeah yeah like that's i'm like okay i'm living pretty

01:25normal right yeah i'm into weird stuff but i mean i'm not this person said i'm weird because i love

01:31smelling my toenail clippings yeah that's disgusting i mean i'll catch a whiff of mine every once in a

01:37while like gathering stuff up to throw it away and i'm always like oh my god you'd never intentionally

01:43do it though no i wouldn't like grab a piece and oh god that's odd that's really it was too much

01:52that was too much that startled me yeah i did like that's what he's doing

01:56smelling his toenails was just too much to see at the end it got real quick when he brought it up

02:01like he was snorting them with like smelling salts haley's in fort myers haley how are you weird

02:10i was just gonna say um like i kind of grew up in a suburban setting up in tampa

02:16and uh moved down here to fort myers got into hunting and taxidermy and uh so like my kind of

02:23weird for my friend group is like i like you know getting animals and stuff like doing taxidermy

02:30yeah yeah i mean yeah stuffing stuffing the dead especially indeed not to be sexist but even as a

02:38woman that makes it i think even weirder right not many women i think are into that right right and um

02:44like i was in tri-delta a sorority like in an fgcu and a lot of people did not relate to me in that

02:51way at all um oh no so i was kind of lonely in a sorority girl oh my god you're the opposite of a

02:58sorority girl yeah exactly dead animals it's pretty funny you're looking at all the sorority

03:02girls and then she's in the corner like skinning a squirrel

03:04recreating a deer's eyeball i mean like i don't know yeah i don't know you're so accurate in that

03:17description in that i'm picturing all these like we're delta we're delta we're delta sigma five

03:22not many friends no she's like the trick is drying out the skin you gotta stretch it

03:32is that a bunch of skin curing right now on a rack absolutely oh my uh steve's with us steve how are you

03:41weird um everything uh i i do pretty much have to be done in threes just everything so uh kissing my

03:52wife uh my dogs um steve i'm gonna get personal here jerking off three times every time yeah

04:00sexual pleasure three times every time it's actually uh gotten to a point where sex is um

04:10kind of difficult because it creates that issue where once is not enough right all right steve all

04:19the best man thanks guys see you see you bud that is tough that's time you can god just convincing

04:25your lover yeah right well i'm so go for round three so if he goes downtown he's got to go downtown

04:34three times you guys don't do that three pete if it needs done i'll do it i mean this could be a

04:44while yeah end up in an intensive care unit oh three times three pete andy he's back in the hospital

04:51again voice changing technology anonymous with us how are you weird anonymous when i uh when i um

04:59when i finish myself off i smell the towel afterwards i think it has a really funky odd smell and i can't

05:06help but smell it every time that's revolting wow you smell your jizz yeah i smell my jizz all right

05:12wow thank you sir wow i understand the voice changing now i do too i definitely do that is weird

05:18that's weird weird weird weirdo you're a weirdo you're a weirdo you're just sniffer

05:23that's a great insult now like when you hey you're just like i've never called anyone i haven't

05:30either you know i will now you filthy jizz never uh another one here wife thinks it's weird that i

05:37spread my butt cheeks in the shower to get a quick pressure wash i don't do it for pleasure

05:42i i definitely get in there i gotta spread them and clean them you're not weird dude nope it's your

05:49wife that has the problem right she's just you most guys just never let their wife see that moment

05:54right absolutely probably we don't want to see that you really don't you really don't i told you

05:59before if i have to bend over nude i don't do it i'm telling my wife avert your eyes right i don't even

06:04want you to now this is a reveal okay i don't even want you to hear the sound of me soap in that area

06:12oh and it can be quite the sound could you i mean how would you i don't even think i can make it

06:19you can't make it like a kind of thing

06:22i've had a girl in the bathroom while i was taking a shower and i'm washing my ass

06:29i'm trying to silence it like where i'm like gently because i don't want any of it

06:43i totally bet i will do it with a vigorous oh when you're alone oh yeah you go to town

06:49yeah yeah exactly we're so concerned about quiet ass cleaning listen really this hit a nerve

06:58i mean no girl just never didn't uh yeah no that's nothing we're like just never just never whatever

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