Wee Bit Of A Thing

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Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners about accidental gropings and Dave says something awkward to a caller that Chuck, Lisa and Andy won't let go.

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00:00and when did you accidentally grub someone and then how did it turn out from there this guy says

00:14i was playing soccer and falling and i went to grab the wall but there was a person there and

00:18i accidentally grabbed the guy's junk oh jesus i screamed let go and apologized yeah you got it

00:26instantly i don't know what the what's the correct thing to do when you accidentally grab junk

00:32oh i don't know i just am so you got to apologize right you have to address it you can't

00:37not say anything i think i gotta yell at you the other person yeah i gotta yell at them for being

00:43sure oh no you're yelling at the person whose junk you've grabbed yeah hey get out i'm trying to play

00:51game of soccer here just keep an eye on where your junk is yeah man back off so you're blaming the

00:58person with the junk yes absolutely it's not my fault it's his fault turn the tables on him

01:02where my bits are you want to keep that big thing away from here keep it under control man

01:09you whore you common whore oh i didn't realize you'd flip the switch on hey fruit loop back off

01:17that is a way to turn it around though that is a smart way yeah because you would be from a guy

01:22like what no dude what yeah i know put them on the defensive oh yeah i'm gonna force me into an hj

01:28yeah you sick bastard did you put your dick right where my hand was going

01:32that's a smart smart idea could you do that to a woman too like if you accidentally get your vagina

01:40off the course throwing that thing around you trollop oh just waiting here willy-nilly waiting

01:47for someone to just grope you move your titties i've heard of skanks like you

01:51i'm not sure it would work that way don't have you ever touched something and been like what

02:00the one the worst time is this is when i i thought it was the headrest that i was resting my hand on

02:06and it was a tip no it was there's this woman it was a bigger lady no she was kind of getting

02:14you know when you picture a bigger lady right okay she was she couldn't get out of her yeah so

02:21she was waiting she's just kind of leaning over the seat in front of her boobs over the seat and

02:25i'm talking to amber and i just put my hand down it was my seat back yeah okay i put my hand down there

02:31and i'm like that feels on and then it moved and i went what was that and i had i was holding on

02:39it was just resting it was just resting wow and then i definitely don't pardon me

02:46oh my god a million pardons one million pardons man

02:50both of your titties performed a amateur mammogram on them

02:57you good news lady you're cancer free

03:03a million pardons you guys you don't understand it was

03:11may each of your tits accept a million pardons my life is made up of a ton of awkward moments

03:16uh so let's go next to david who's with us david we're talking about accidental gropings

03:20i was delivering at a convenience store and uh chick walks in she's wearing uh workout outfit

03:26and she's hot and you know what i mean she was standing right behind me i didn't even know right

03:30when i stood up like her both her boobs just sat right on my shoulder so i'm like only five foot

03:35four so i'm like oh her boobs are on your shoulders is she a behemoth yeah no he said he's five four

03:43oh right yeah he said he's a wee bit of a thing yeah yeah all right david thanks for calling in

03:49oh dave oh man your life is awkward

03:56you can see how he does it though huh you can see how he gets himself into these little

04:03spots huh tricky little spots is a million apologies for your titties oh million apologies for your

04:10height just a wee tiny little just a tiny little elfin

04:16don't want to be referred to that i guess oh little just a morsel of a man huh just a little

04:22thanks for calling thanks for liking us so much little elfin creature they're a fun-sized man oh

04:30like a mini man just bite-sized tiny you got your little shoes on like a fun like a fun size

04:37like you give a child for halloween how a tiny man like you moves a bulk amount of chips

04:45this is beyond me

04:46simple and a wee little thing was this woman was this woman a behemoth was the woman nine feet tall

04:55how are her tits how are her tits on your shoulder i can never rest her boobs on my shoulder i just

05:01i'm six foot five you wee little thing just a wee tiny

05:05six foot five you come up to my penis

05:07just a

05:11just an elfin fellow just so small

05:15i'm sorry we're going dude i'm sorry

05:18oh boy oh boy how is it making all those cookies for kibla

05:22so you live in a tree stuff you say

05:25oh you're just a mini man

05:29so you fly around on a bumblebee

05:32you better watch it on a windy day

05:38you don't want to go blow it around

05:40no be careful be careful

05:42tiny little shoes tiny little pants

05:46oh jesus do you live in a toadstool

05:50how do the other smurfs feel about your groping

05:54yeah i guess i'm just thinking of myself that's all i'm not i'm just if i stood

06:02up there's no way a woman could rest her boobs on my shoulder

06:04no of course not no but then when he revealed he was small you then

06:08ridiculed him for a second

06:09and i didn't ridicule him

06:11just a wee bit of a thing

06:12that's a move

06:14no

06:19you

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