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Hey Lisa...
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak asked listeners to call in about the ballsiest things they ever did and one guy was too nervous to say something to Lisa at the end of his story.
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00:00
what's the ballsiest slash stupid thing you did robert oh hey how you guys doing i love the show
00:17
you guys oh thanks man we're talking about your ballsy slash stupid move yeah well um my cousins
00:23
they're professional divers like they do 70 meters uh like cousin thomas those 85 meter dives okay uh
00:31
they're professional good shape everything i'm um i'm 280 pounds and i'm 5'7 so you're not a
00:39
professional professional diver diver not at all no i'm a professional cheeseburger eater
00:45
me too congratulations robert thank you so anyways they uh climbed this um tower or whatever
01:00
so i thought i could do something and i got up there and everybody's cheering me on and kind of
01:05
kind of got me hard for whatever you know so i jumped and i broke my collarbone
01:11
fracture my rib and i put a hole in my lung oh my jesus robert so you just watched you did the
01:20
highest cliff diving cannonball ever in the history of cannonballs you might be the world record
01:28
cannonballer yeah i went face first
01:32
oh wow wow those damn people cheering you on never again though no of course not no of course not
01:43
stick to cheeseburgers robert there you go thank you guys hey lisa yeah yes she said yes
01:54
i have to call oh no oh boy you've come too far
02:14
i cannot tell her that i love her
02:19
i will one day tell her that i love her but
02:25
today is not today
02:29
i forgot the story i just told her about me diving to my almost day
02:36
oh my gosh it's the best
02:39
we're all on the edge of our seat lisa
02:42
lisa
02:46
lisa
02:46
i better i better
02:52
i was not expecting you to say yes
02:58
i just wanted you to know i know you're there
03:02
oh that was awesome
03:08
i don't know what he had to say
03:10
we love you robert thanks for calling in man
03:12
lisa
03:13
never mind
03:18
i had never thought about if i would get to this far
03:21
i had it worked out in my mind i would say lisa right at the end
03:27
when she said to jace the fear i felt
03:29
was then explaining
03:31
if only my cool cousins were here
03:36
he'd whisper in my ear something to say
03:41
to lisa
03:43
i wasn't already
03:46
oh damn it
03:52
ah well
03:53
robert
03:53
maybe another time
03:56
sue him my flower
03:59
i shall not forgive you
04:03
oh yeah
04:12
keep going there
04:14
that was a great story
04:15
yeah it wasn't great
04:16
it was funny because he's built the exact same specs as me
04:19
yeah
04:19
he's like 285
04:21
so now i know what would happen if i tried to dive
04:23
don't
04:24
don't dive
04:25
no i won't
04:26
don't dive
04:27
i really wanted some of that attention
04:29
for my sake
04:30
they were saying to jump
04:32
jump
04:32
jump
04:33
and it pumped me up
04:34
you know
04:35
elisa
04:36
oh god she said to jace
04:40
got to go
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