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Lisa Dates Harry Potter
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a real guy who is named Harry Potter and imagine all the jokes they'd make if Lisa dated a guy with that name.
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There's a guy in the UK who has trouble with people believing his name really is
00:10
Harry Potter.
00:12
They should have stopped that.
00:13
Funny thing is, he was born before the books or movies ever came out.
00:18
He was born in the late 80s.
00:19
The first Harry Potter book wasn't released until 1997.
00:22
That sucks.
00:23
Like, that really sucks.
00:25
Could you date a man named Harry Potter, at least?
00:27
No.
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If he was hot.
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If he was hot, you could get past the name.
00:31
Yeah, this is Harry Potter.
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Look at him.
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Yeah.
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What do you want to say?
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He's got a huge magic wand.
00:39
Yeah, exactly.
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Nobody pleases me like Harry Potter does.
00:42
No.
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I wish I knew the gibberish.
00:45
Oh, yeah.
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I wish I knew the Alakazam or whatever.
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The orgasmic reaction song.
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Something like that.
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Yeah.
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You guys would make fun, but.
00:54
Sure we would.
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Yeah.
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Oh, at least it's going out with Harry Potter again tonight.
00:58
Oh, the hum guy that's training to be a wizard?
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Jokes would be so.
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There would be a wand on wherever you're going to sit.
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There'd be a wand.
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You guys would make me not.
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Oh, my God.
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There's no way.
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Every time you came into the room, it would be the music would be playing.
01:18
We wouldn't let you escape it.
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No.
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At all.
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If I could get it to work for my very good.
01:24
Oh, hey, Lisa.
01:25
Oh, Lisa.
01:26
How was your weekend?
01:27
Oh, stop playing the Harry Potter music again.
01:30
You guys are stupid.
01:32
Hey, Lisa.
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I got this broom.
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You want to go play that stupid game that they play?
01:39
Quidditch.
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Chuck, it's Quidditch.
01:40
Oh, is that it?
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Yeah.
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Look, I'm flying on a broom.
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Like your boyfriend.
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I don't know enough of the references.
01:54
I don't even know.
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Oh, my God.
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Is he Gryffindor?
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I don't know the rest of them.
02:00
Yeah.
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Maybe it wouldn't be so bad.
02:03
You guys don't know.
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You'd have to really redo your research.
02:05
Can I tell you right now that the only way I would watch those movies is if Lisa started
02:11
dating Harry Potter just so that I could really get the references.
02:15
You study it.
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It would make so much fun.
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I'd be like, I've got to watch all these movies.
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Lisa just started dating Harry Potter.
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I've got to.
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I only have two jokes.
02:23
I only have two jokes.
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I've got to watch.
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When he comes here to pick her up, we always play this.
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Yeah.
02:28
We watch him come down to work on him.
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There they go.
02:32
Look.
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Doodly doodoo.
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Bye.
02:35
The guy they're going to a party at the Leaky Cauldron.
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Yeah.
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Hey, you want some butter beer?
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We'd get the little lightning scar painted on all of us every day.
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Oh, my God.
02:49
Lisa, please date Harry Potter.
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That sounds like it's fun.
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Well, you're married.
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That's the only thing that throws a wrench into it.
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I've never met a Harry Potter.
02:56
What does he look like?
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Yeah, look up.
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What does this guy look like?
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I have pictures of him here so you can see.
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He's older.
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Oh, stop it.
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I actually did.
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Like, you know, he's dressed up like him.
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Oh, he's dressed up like him.
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There he is still.
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That's him.
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Oh, that's his.
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He is married.
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Okay.
03:09
He found a bride.
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She likes Harry Potter.
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Actually, they first met.
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His wife didn't believe him that Harry Potter was his real name.
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And he was playing soccer.
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A rath threatened him with a red card for saying his name was Harry Potter.
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Lisa's here again.
03:29
Hey, Lisa.
03:30
Hey, Lisa.
03:31
Hey, Lisa.
03:32
Now let's check the traffic.
03:34
Here's Lisa.
03:35
Oh, no.
03:36
This is going to be the new music for time.
03:37
Of course.
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Like, ooh, I heard there's a real big broom accident on 656.
03:43
We got a two-boom tie-up.
03:45
Yeah.
03:46
How's it looking?
03:47
Yeah, so he was playing soccer.
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And the guy said, what's your name, mate?
03:50
And he said, Harry Potter.
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And he's like, oh, you son of a bitch.
03:53
Oh, yeah.
03:54
He threw a red card down.
03:56
So his wife, who was at that game when they first met, thought he was a jokester.
04:00
But as the Potter phenomenon grew, he realized he was onto something.
04:05
And so he's started collecting the memorabilia.
04:07
He's got a rare hardback edition of the first book.
04:10
That's no good.
04:11
That's bad to hear.
04:13
I'm just glad he doesn't actually look like Harry Potter, because that first picture, I thought.
04:17
It was a brutal first picture.
04:18
Yeah.
04:18
Yeah, no.
04:19
Oh, my gosh.
04:22
Just the fact that he did it.
04:24
Yeah.
04:25
Yeah, luckily he does.
04:27
He can geek himself up.
04:28
Oh, yeah.
04:29
But, well, any grown man dressed as Harry Potter is not the hottest look.
04:35
It's real bad.
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No, you're right.
04:37
It's really bad.
04:38
At least he's going to get the Sorcerer's Stone from Harry Potter this weekend.
04:41
Did you hear that?
04:42
They're going out again.
04:44
Getting real serious.
04:46
Is he still sad about his parents?
04:49
I don't know what happened to his parents.
04:50
I think they're dead.
04:51
I don't know.
04:52
Yeah, they.
04:53
Ah.
04:54
Yeah.
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That's how he's a child wizard.
04:57
See, I need to watch.
05:03
I need to watch.
05:04
Yeah.
05:04
For sure.
05:06
It would be fun for us if Lisa did date a man named Harry Potter.
05:10
That's what?
05:19
Yeah.
05:19
Yeah.
05:20
Yeah.
05:21
Atlanta
05:23
Yeah.
05:23
Yeah.
05:23
Yeah.
05:23
Yeah.
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