Lisa Dates Harry Potter

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a real guy who is named Harry Potter and imagine all the jokes they'd make if Lisa dated a guy with that name.

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00:00There's a guy in the UK who has trouble with people believing his name really is

00:10Harry Potter.

00:12They should have stopped that.

00:13Funny thing is, he was born before the books or movies ever came out.

00:18He was born in the late 80s.

00:19The first Harry Potter book wasn't released until 1997.

00:22That sucks.

00:23Like, that really sucks.

00:25Could you date a man named Harry Potter, at least?

00:27No.

00:27If he was hot.

00:28If he was hot, you could get past the name.

00:31Yeah, this is Harry Potter.

00:32Look at him.

00:34Yeah.

00:36What do you want to say?

00:37He's got a huge magic wand.

00:39Yeah, exactly.

00:39Nobody pleases me like Harry Potter does.

00:42No.

00:43I wish I knew the gibberish.

00:45Oh, yeah.

00:46I wish I knew the Alakazam or whatever.

00:48The orgasmic reaction song.

00:51Something like that.

00:52Yeah.

00:52You guys would make fun, but.

00:54Sure we would.

00:54Yeah.

00:55Oh, at least it's going out with Harry Potter again tonight.

00:58Oh, the hum guy that's training to be a wizard?

01:05Jokes would be so.

01:06There would be a wand on wherever you're going to sit.

01:09There'd be a wand.

01:10You guys would make me not.

01:11Oh, my God.

01:12There's no way.

01:13Every time you came into the room, it would be the music would be playing.

01:18We wouldn't let you escape it.

01:21No.

01:21At all.

01:22If I could get it to work for my very good.

01:24Oh, hey, Lisa.

01:25Oh, Lisa.

01:26How was your weekend?

01:27Oh, stop playing the Harry Potter music again.

01:30You guys are stupid.

01:32Hey, Lisa.

01:33I got this broom.

01:35You want to go play that stupid game that they play?

01:39Quidditch.

01:39Chuck, it's Quidditch.

01:40Oh, is that it?

01:41Yeah.

01:42Look, I'm flying on a broom.

01:45Like your boyfriend.

01:52I don't know enough of the references.

01:54I don't even know.

01:55Oh, my God.

01:56Is he Gryffindor?

01:59I don't know the rest of them.

02:00Yeah.

02:01Maybe it wouldn't be so bad.

02:03You guys don't know.

02:03You'd have to really redo your research.

02:05Can I tell you right now that the only way I would watch those movies is if Lisa started

02:11dating Harry Potter just so that I could really get the references.

02:15You study it.

02:16It would make so much fun.

02:17I'd be like, I've got to watch all these movies.

02:19Lisa just started dating Harry Potter.

02:21I've got to.

02:21I only have two jokes.

02:23I only have two jokes.

02:24I've got to watch.

02:25When he comes here to pick her up, we always play this.

02:28Yeah.

02:28We watch him come down to work on him.

02:31There they go.

02:32Look.

02:32Doodly doodoo.

02:33Bye.

02:35The guy they're going to a party at the Leaky Cauldron.

02:38Yeah.

02:39Hey, you want some butter beer?

02:43We'd get the little lightning scar painted on all of us every day.

02:48Oh, my God.

02:49Lisa, please date Harry Potter.

02:50That sounds like it's fun.

02:52Well, you're married.

02:52That's the only thing that throws a wrench into it.

02:54I've never met a Harry Potter.

02:56What does he look like?

02:57Yeah, look up.

02:57What does this guy look like?

02:58I have pictures of him here so you can see.

03:01He's older.

03:01Oh, stop it.

03:03I actually did.

03:04Like, you know, he's dressed up like him.

03:05Oh, he's dressed up like him.

03:05There he is still.

03:07That's him.

03:07Oh, that's his.

03:08He is married.

03:09Okay.

03:09He found a bride.

03:10She likes Harry Potter.

03:11Actually, they first met.

03:13His wife didn't believe him that Harry Potter was his real name.

03:16And he was playing soccer.

03:19A rath threatened him with a red card for saying his name was Harry Potter.

03:28Lisa's here again.

03:29Hey, Lisa.

03:30Hey, Lisa.

03:31Hey, Lisa.

03:32Now let's check the traffic.

03:34Here's Lisa.

03:35Oh, no.

03:36This is going to be the new music for time.

03:37Of course.

03:39Like, ooh, I heard there's a real big broom accident on 656.

03:43We got a two-boom tie-up.

03:45Yeah.

03:46How's it looking?

03:47Yeah, so he was playing soccer.

03:48And the guy said, what's your name, mate?

03:50And he said, Harry Potter.

03:51And he's like, oh, you son of a bitch.

03:53Oh, yeah.

03:54He threw a red card down.

03:56So his wife, who was at that game when they first met, thought he was a jokester.

04:00But as the Potter phenomenon grew, he realized he was onto something.

04:05And so he's started collecting the memorabilia.

04:07He's got a rare hardback edition of the first book.

04:10That's no good.

04:11That's bad to hear.

04:13I'm just glad he doesn't actually look like Harry Potter, because that first picture, I thought.

04:17It was a brutal first picture.

04:18Yeah.

04:18Yeah, no.

04:19Oh, my gosh.

04:22Just the fact that he did it.

04:24Yeah.

04:25Yeah, luckily he does.

04:27He can geek himself up.

04:28Oh, yeah.

04:29But, well, any grown man dressed as Harry Potter is not the hottest look.

04:35It's real bad.

04:36No, you're right.

04:37It's really bad.

04:38At least he's going to get the Sorcerer's Stone from Harry Potter this weekend.

04:41Did you hear that?

04:42They're going out again.

04:44Getting real serious.

04:46Is he still sad about his parents?

04:49I don't know what happened to his parents.

04:50I think they're dead.

04:51I don't know.

04:52Yeah, they.

04:53Ah.

04:54Yeah.

04:55That's how he's a child wizard.

04:57See, I need to watch.

05:03I need to watch.

05:04Yeah.

05:04For sure.

05:06It would be fun for us if Lisa did date a man named Harry Potter.

05:10That's what?

05:19Yeah.

05:20Yeah.

05:21Atlanta

05:23Yeah.

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