I Don't Do That

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an encounter Lisa had yesterday with a woman asking for money and how her response couldn't have been more perfect.

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00:00we had a run-in yesterday with a woman who said she was pregnant she was smoking isn't that weird

00:08and she wanted five bucks from me wow it's almost like the same thing yeah she said yeah she said

00:13uh sorry to bother you i don't mean to offend i'm pregnant and she has a cigarette and i need five

00:21dollars to get back to flint because my car broke down or whatever i'm trying to get some

00:25made my car fixed and i was like mm-hmm i'm like i don't do that

00:30i'm like i don't i don't do that i don't do that it's the best response i've never heard that

00:39response i've never heard it i don't know what i don't do that no because what do you say

00:43no one ever admits that they don't do that no one oh oh no i don't do that i don't do that

00:52because that could mean so many things what to say like i don't give people money i don't help

00:56smoking pregnant women like i just it could mean anything no i don't do that i don't do that i've

01:02never thought to say that i'm gonna start deploying that one awesome it's even better than god bless

01:06it is i mean god bless i walked away from that and i said mix it oh i thought i didn't say god

01:13bless i was so pissed at myself i wanted to go back and say god bless you can't combine

01:17oh hey you can no you can it's perfect if you combine the two if you're like i don't do that

01:24god bless oh it's like i'm the worst and the best that's incredible but she didn't she didn't know

01:33she goes oh okay oh i didn't mean did i offend you don't don't call the cops uh she goes are you

01:39gonna call the cops i go i don't do that either yeah i don't do that either hey hey hey i don't call the

01:44cops hey hey i'm italian i don't give people money that is smoking with a baby in their womb

01:51and i don't rat people out i ain't a rat you understand can i tell you something if i wanted

01:57you to disappear from this uh little uh establishment it wouldn't be the cops i called

02:04all right now skedaddle get on your merry way what was that badass i don't do that i'm gonna get a

02:15shirt with that on it i don't do that i don't do that i ain't no rat you gotta call the cops oh i

02:22don't do that either don't do that good luck with your tiny smoke child

02:26use lithium oh and god bless no i gotta throw in that god bless i'm so mad at myself god bless

02:36would have been perfect i didn't know i missed that one but yeah not brilliant response lisa

02:42i wish i wish i had to pull that out with the smoking chicken no wiggle room for him to be like

02:49you know i don't do that

02:52i don't have cash on me yeah you always make an excuse you know what i mean you always oh my wallet

03:00is in my other car i don't have any money all i have is ah i've never even heard of cash i say

03:08yeah telemundo telemundo you know i don't do that yeah i hear what god bless i have the cash

03:18i don't do that i did have the cash someone said lisa is a gangster dude that is that is a gangster

03:24move that's way more gangster than i was i'm gonna give it to you at least i was like oh god i don't

03:28actually have any cash on me just my card yeah that's just it that's the first thing that came

03:32to your head because you're not ready for a scenario like that you're never ready and i listened to her

03:37i stood there and listened to her i usually just walk away that's incredible too uh-huh

03:41i did listen to her whole story what yeah i don't do that

03:46not gonna call the cops are you i don't do that either someone said lisa saying she doesn't call

03:53the cops is terrifying you gotta know who you're dealing with oh i don't call the cops you gotta

03:58let's not get the police and that's another thing that she was probably like i don't mess with that

04:02chick i don't get cops involved lady it's just me my problems and a river

04:08forever

04:10what about this whole situation makes you think i need to call the cops

04:14is there part of this little situation that you think i couldn't handle by myself or with

04:23other family members you can see why someone would be like okay no what do you say to it nothing you're

04:31just like you tip your hat yeah i don't call the cops i call family hey hey hey hey i don't do that

04:40i don't do that don't call anybody you don't call anybody either you understand

04:46you just take your underweight child and you get out of here

04:52you know you got seconds till that baby's born premature so you better get to stepping

04:59psychologically i mean it's a win it's it's a winner of a statement because really you're just

05:06they're not expecting it they just expect though oh i don't do that

05:11yeah get out of here get out of here i don't do that god bless god bless

05:19don't call the cops what about this scenario makes you think i would be worried enough

05:26to get the cops involved someone said i'm gonna have to do that even like to the home renovation

05:32guy at sam's club or the comcast guy i don't do that oh my god i don't do that i'm gonna say it to

05:38everybody right do you know how many times you're offered stuff like i'll go to like cvs and they're

05:44like do you have a rewards uh blah blah bucket i don't do that that's incredible i don't do that

05:50can we get your email address here in the system i don't i don't do that god bless god bless

05:56would you like to donate to uh i don't do that i don't do that okay all right yeah god bless

06:05oh man that's incredible i'm gonna i'm gonna even say it i'm gonna say it to the i'm gonna start just

06:12saying it to the machine that i've put my card into when it's like you want to donate a buck to pets

06:17i don't do that i don't do that no i don't know what you know about me but you should know i don't

06:23do that person outside the um you know the stores over the holidays oh salvation army you got a

06:32anyone got some nickels got some quarters hi can you uh i don't do that

06:38ho ho ho on a merry christmas god bless

06:40ho ho ho god bless him too god bless you god bless i don't do that

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